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>dad's whore of a wife ruins christmas for second year in a row
the world would unironically be better off without women

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I’m interested. What did she do?

man feet

Ex feet

First she insisted on coming this morning despite saying she wouldn't last night, she ended taking for fucking ever to get ready after insisting that she come too so by the time my father got here we had to go to a different showing of the movie we were going to see (not that we could have gone if she had showed up on time since we preorded tickets and the place was nearly full), when she got here she also acted mad that I didn't get her a gift like a toddler despite that fact that I both didn't know she was coming and don't give enough of a shit about her to buy her anything, then she apparently thinks "movies are too long" so she was on her phone the whole fucking time even though the people behind her and my father asked her to put her phone away (security should have kicked her out desu but I guess no one bothered to complain), afterwards we went to a restaurant and she decided that there was literally not a single thing on the menu that she wanted so she started trying to make a custom order and got mad when then waiter couldn't do it, ordered something else and loudly complained making a point to make sure everyone could here her the entire rest of the time, then as soon as the check arrived she insisted that they go home immediately after leaving because she wanted to "get some real food" and go to sleep because movies make her sleepy

It's as much my dad's fault for being such a fucking cuck and bringing her

grandma measured my butt @104 to make me pyjama bottoms

it hurt when i peed, wtf

All those whores you listen to gave you an std through the internet

it was like a burning in the top of my dick

Did you eat spicy food and did it get on your hands? Once chopped Thai chilies and went to go pee and the shit got into my urethra. Painful

it was after i took a shower, maybe some soap got up in there

impregnate her and make your dad leave her that way

What the fuck. Worst part she probably believes her behaviour is completely justified. It will only get worse from here.

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It's not like it's the first time she's done any of those things either, fucking can't stand her, I'd of honestly rather sat in alone than wasting 2 hours or so on that shit

Merry Christmas Chile when are we getting married

woah, a bit bold there

grandpa got me a new desk for christmas
never noticed how small/short the last one was until now

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Well then I ask what are you or your dad going to do about the roastie who’s out of line?

how do i get my own apartment? thank you

damage deposit + 2 months rent upfront

My father's not going to do anything he's a fucking pussy obsessed cuck, I'm sure he'll call and apologize later, I probably just won't do christmas with him next year, no point in wasting my time being miserable

>movie
>restaurant
OH NONONO

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your personality is that your gay, what a shock

i'm never bulking again
i feel like a literal garbage person

before i met you i was falling apart

hey no problem buddy

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Do you rent apartments for all your life? What about time when you get old and can't get enough money for it?

Pensions, retirement funds, social security, gibz

why do i get so sad on holidays

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she cute

Canadians are gay

you hype yourself up, then
realizethere is nothing to be hyped for

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I'm not gay

merry merry

most people here are lord of their apartments it's nightmare here to lose it, pensions are too little to cover expenses on apartment.

>have to go downstairs and talk to my grandparents and brothers and pretend I didn’t spend all day contemplating suicide
Wack

I already have all I need, you

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Want to eat a girl’s ass rn.
Press my face between her arsecheeks and caress her anus with my tongue. Exploring every fold and wrinkle of her lusty hole with the tip of my tongue as my hands are around her hips, pushing her arse down on my face to form a tight seal.
Suffocation by girlarse, a death I wouldn’t be afraid of.

looks like my old gay roommate

Spent all day chilling with the family. What did you do?

"""roommate"""

today birthday of my sista so i'm going to eat cake when i wake up.

Post pics of her feet
How old is she

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32, she's too old for you son. and her feet too.

Can I get a based in the chat?

No

I'm lord of my apartment, it means i'm aristocrat and you're just simple plebs coz you're lords of nothing. So respect my authority.

what means that your no?

Christmas time

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She’s not too old
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i bet she's married to a turk

You own your apartment?

And how am i supposed to do that? To aproach to sister and say: yo bitch i need pic of your feet for my pervert mate from Germany, you know, that country where are ja-ja das ist fantastish and stylish black cars for ukrainian mobsters.

Yeah my kind peasant. that castle is mine.

All justified because you went to a movie and restaurant on Christmas like Jews

Da
Like that
I can PayPal 250 hrywna

i guess my sista will say me to put those paypale into my ass.

So you also own the land upon which your castle has been erected?

my delivery guy is black

went black once, never came back

i wonder n-americans really talk to their women "yo bitch" just like it is shown in movies like Boyz N The Hood. If yes i can't get why n-women endure it.

Don't you know sad soul that all earth in the kingdom is property of our king, god bless him?

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what's the biggest secret you don't want your parents to know?

>tfw parents forced me to go to cousins house
>tfw trapped here
>tfw so many people I don't know

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my homosexuality

this except a bit different

guess

i faked alot of panic attacks so i could become a neet

explain this

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jesus help me, it seems only fags are in this hell place.

is it secret for your mom? you told you're going to live as neet until your mom is able to feed you my lazy friend.

ok, finna block Jow Forums on my phone too, see yall never

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I had some real panic attacks and realized that when i had them my parents let me stay at home etc, so i faked them so i could stay at home etc

is this your gf?

see you tomorrow ale

Thinking about seeing a prostitute tonight because I'm super lonely. Never seen a tranny, I'm almost considering it; or maybe I'll see a black lady. I want something new, but mostly I want to feel something.

Merry Christmas

american trannies are low tier, just go for a real woman

Aw, now i've got it. So your secret is you cheat your mom. it's funny. are you like family where it's supposed all are absolutely fair to other? and your mom will be kinda crying when she find out you cheated her?

>the tranny is still here
LOL
How embarrassing

Anybody else go to Christmas day mass?

There was one with good pictures, but yeah most within a2hour drive are dogs. All the NYC trannies whores look plastic, and the more local ones are men in dresses.

>canada making fun of trannies
oof

which one is the tranny

shes never going to find out

>the American is still white knighting the tranny he will never get to suck off
LOL

>day mass
got it like mass shooting first.
what is Christmas day mass?

Merry christmas from everyone from the Nederdraad :)

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but what if she will?

Kat, get off Jow Forums

Thanks dude i appreciate it, catch marry christmas back mate.