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On my eleventh bottle of bud, two toasted ham and cheese ciabattas, bit of MMMBop on.
Lads, would almost say I'm happy right now.

garden shears and crossed fingers

ribena is such an autistic cunt

omg that eastenders ending :0

On my 10th pint of boddingtons mate

grab any good deals off the steam winter sale fellow gamers?

Poley started off well

get litty
gonna get so wasted tonight bro
word to the wise: be prepared for an extremely unhinged schizo

I'm a chick magnet

where can I find giant amazon gf to bully me?

youtu.be/bWJbNtFB0ZY?t=2673

poleaboo on britfeel radio

thinking about rising up

feel sorry for ribena

poor lad x

i'm evil lads

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>t=2673
what's that in min and seconds

>Aristotle, Plato, diogenes, archimides, Pliny the elder, ptolmey?
>for me its Jordan Peterson, Laura southern, Stephen Molyneux, sam Harris, and Ben Shapiro

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Would you put your dick in this vagina?

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youtube.com/watch?v=OEbEykfN1zM

need to know the absolute choon in the start of this video
i know it's viva la vida, but it sounds like a cover
it's just so good with a high-pitched singer

get litty
youtu.be/tzVJPgCn-Z8

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today, during the shopping sales, i intend on stealing a few thousands dollars worth of stock

Oi m8s, Check out my british smile lads. I don't believe in toothpaste because it's a scary american creation.

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lol amer getting abused

Don't be fucking stupid mate howay

@99242775
>being this desperate for attention

Do u like the Libertines schiz' mate

had 350ml of brandy and 4 cans of strongbow

Thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=R6Syck2czDk

getting absolutely wrecked tomorrow

>the scottish lad on britfeel radio live in germany
could be the german flag that posts here

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Not particularly lmao

Oh what i wouldn't give to have a gf

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Awwww

jesus christ it's so satisfying hearing Amer sperging out whilst getting absolutely abused

he sounds southern no manc

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There were 99 bottles of beer on the wallllll

how is this a thing

post some and i'll tell you if its dogshit or not

Beer is for fags like you.

Ain't got no girlfriend

he definitely sounds manc he is just trying to sound posh and he sounds poofy anyway

my life is a series of insignificant disappointments broken up by banal joys and it's set to continue to be monotonous and banal and pointless and insignificant for possibly sixty more years, sixty years of nothing, sixty years of vapid materialism, sixty years of being an unambitious unsurprising unexceptional toiler who once had dreams and hopes and aspirations but now quietly and politely lives out his life waiting to die, patiently and deliberately doing nothing to make this life unique, refusing to create memories or events of note, simply watching life pass him by as would moss growing on a rock, hating the lack of unpredictability in his life yet hating even more when his precious yet pointless routines are threatened, I am Nietzsche's last man, I am nothing, I am the herald of humanity's whimpering dissolution into the dust for want of the will to maintain corporeal form, I am you and you all are I and together we are less than the meanest of savages that sired our lineages

hat

44:33

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>Has an empire
>Loses it to a bunch of poos

>mum got me 10 litres of booze even tho she knows i',m a rcovering alcoholic

thanks lad

Imagine being as despised as Poley is.

That was meant for you lol sorry bit drunk

youtu.be/bWJbNtFB0ZY?t=3578

absolutely howling at this bit

Awww

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>rorke authors: kipling, mosley, faye, spengler, evola, kaczynski, dugin, nietzsche, machiavelli, spengler
>leftypol authors: john green, russell brand
really fires up my neurons

You too man

Watching the wolf of wallstreet. America must be mental haha

fucking love this northerner giving poleaboo a thrashing

didn't buy my dad anything for christmas but just had a look at his ''''anonymous'''' twitter account where he tweets drunken nonsense and thinks no one knows about and he was bragging about the presents his sons brought him

howling but feel sorry for the cunt, ever since i saw the bizarre things he tweets i realised why i'm like this and i never stood a chance

you lost yours to Israel.

> i',m a rcovering alcoholic

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how's christmas been for you then lads haha
have had a good one me

IMAGINE spending your christmas talking to moni

imagine how many other guys she fucked in those 10 years before she decided she needs to settle down and have kids before her ovaries dry up

beta bucks

Moni BTFO out all those autists on BritFeel Radio

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This is the best episode of Mrs Brown's Boys to date.

Which the brits created. Whoops. All that blood is on their hands.

Link?

there's supposed to be a northern meetup where they will meet, poley was threatening to deck him previously

might not happen after this but i'm going to try and attend

...

do share the name lad

>I'll be leaving now, GOODBYE

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Holy incel brigade

>spengler mentioned twice
justifiably so

brits created you too.

>continues to stay and get abused

youtube.com/watch?v=bWJbNtFB0ZY
youtube.com/watch?v=bWJbNtFB0ZY
youtube.com/watch?v=bWJbNtFB0ZY
the poleaboo bit starts at 44:30
the first bit is hilarious, when he says "hello can you hear me?" he sounds extremely paki then reverts to a fake english accent

next thing he says is calling the white host a paki and demand he post a timestamp of his hand LMAOOOOO

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Cheer up lad it's Christmas

Post in my thread plz

And did things work out for you?
Or are you still not sure what that means?

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Lads I'm singing and dancing in the rain

youtube.com/watch?v=NxKEg8v_S58

techno

are all irish girls as peng as the ones on mrs browns boys

Just keeps going deeper down the rabbit hole.

no chance you mong

That Zeus Northerner acts like a nigger in his posts 2bf

had a massive fallout out today with the family, had to be pulled off the brother after slaps were thrown, father says I'm written out of the will

copelord