>ywn live in a caribbean shithole with 100/10 sluts waiting to jump on your dick for a couple drinks
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Fuck I'm envious of colombians and their peers, how do you niggers become autistic enough to hang on Jow Forums while living in such sexual countries?
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It's not as great as you'd think 95/100 girls aren't hot and the 5% that are aren't easy
I'm interested in buying your passport. Any advice for me?
Why do you incels act like it's different than any other non-islamic country? You can find girls like them anywhere in Argentina.
Brazil is much more normie than us and they are your neighbor. Try moving there and see if you'd like it. Also most of us live in mountains and there's ot much to do up here, hence why you see some autists on here
This. Most chicks are ugly as fuck and fat.
>non-islamic nations
You got me there, British and French women.
I've lived in south brazil but they're unironically w**te and the ones that aren't look like monkeys, not saying white girls are ugly or anything but i'm looking for hot sex with a fiery mulata if I was looking for a stupid patricinha that won't talk dirty in an exotic accent while getting fucked I'd just fuck a local girl.
Overall not very sexual culture in the south unless you're looking for some 40 y/o german bored of her husband, not that I know from experience or anything...
Fuck, this song is actually catchy. I like it.
Curious fact: We don't know shit about Spanish America, only recently they started to play some reggaeton on the radios, so now we know more or less what you guys listen to.
Me gusta.
>Nos vamo pa tu casa
>Fumamo marihuana
>Sin pijama, sin pijama
kek, this is gold.
we are not Caribbean, dumb Nigro. most Colombians haven't even seen the sea in their lifetimes.
bro literally the northeast or rio d ejanegro
no you can't, caribbeans are really easy to spot
I unironically went to the sea for the 1st time at 12, but you're right, until not long ago more than 3/4 of people died without ever having been to the ocean. Pretty sad desu
I only know Anitta, I listen to funk sometimes but can't tell any "singer" apart. MC brazileirinho
Everything past Peru is caribbean to us
Another good one. Thanks!
Well, Anitta is a meme, but I'm glad we're exporting her. It could be way worse.
>funk
>sing
Me neither, don't worry about it.
Colombia has the best black and brown skinned girls, I swear to god
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True, I heard they're super-ultra gold diggers though and that you shouldn't trust them
yeah you are deluded. There are hot girls everywhere
No, you just talking out of your ass, you haven’t seen how Central Americans and Caribbeans are like, you just can’t compare
Regular girls are not goldiggers
You're doing God's work user, thank you!
Btw, you'll find hot brown chicks in São Paulo, Rio and Minas Gerais, but those are dangerous places, so be careful.
I agree, but on different proportions. Bolivia and Venezuela can't be compared, for example. If Bolivia has 5% of hotness, Venezuela might have 15%.
Have sex with our women please
*must be white and impregnate her.
I never went past Santa Catarina, didn't want to become churrasco de PCC
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I know that's probably the case but Colombia is seen as this corrupt place where people glorify gangs and drugs and easy ways to make money, like a degenerate superficial country. Of course that can't be true but still
Argentinians are cute too but they suffer from the same problem as girls here.
They already belong to the Uruguayan BVLL anyways so it's no challenge
>Of course that can't be true but still
> Of course that can't be true
Ohh my sweet summer child. It is true, but those gangs only exist because coke is illegal it should be legal btw. You're lucky that weed is legal
Coke is way too dangerous to be legal and I say this as someone gets a few shots some weekends.
Nah, just don't go full Norway trying to visit favelas and you shall be fine.
This one's ok, but I still prefer the OP one.
Do white female tourists often fuck locals?
I’m interested in what South Americans think about their stereotypes in western media. Do you guys agree with our portrayal of latinas as emotional, attractive, and big ass-ed?
No drug is dangerous on its own, only uncontrolled. Switzerland has decriminalized most drugs, including hard ones like heroin and coke, and focused on rehabilitating addicts instead of punishing dealers, and the result has been quite a success in reducing drug use and drug addicts.
are those trannies? how big are their dicks?
>Do you guys agree with our portrayal of latinas as emotional, attractive, and big ass-ed?
Let's see
> emotional
that's true
>attractive
that's a meme, attractive one are in the 20-40% range at most
> big assed
most don't have big asses, just average. But those with big asses tend to be ungodly big
No, they're ugly disgusting goblinas. Only white "latinas" are pretty.
>Do you guys agree with our portrayal of latinas as emotional
Here in Brazil we speak a lot, and we're loud as fuck. That's not necessarily an "emotional" trait, we're just loud. Don't know about the others, but I don't think Brazilian chicks are more emotional than your regular american chick.
>attractive
Meme. Mixing races is something delicate, specially when you live in the greatest melting-pot of the planet (Brazil). I've studied in the US for a year and the white girls there were gorgeous.
I'm a middle-class Brazilian that lives in a wealthy part of the city, so my opinion might be biased.
Ah yes, white girls here have bigger asses and are way "hotter" but I don't really know why, maybe because of the climate, maybe because of the diet.
>big ass
That's genetic. You guys are germanic, here we're a mix between meds and blacks, so you can expect that.
How should I know? i'm not brazilian.
Sure i'm not a retarded first worlder, my mom went to Rio a couple times I guess in reality I just don't really feel attracted to the city maybe.
Decriminalize is not the same as legalize.
trolazo
>You guys are germanic
You do realize you're talking to an amerimutt, I know light skin means german in some parts of brazil but come on.
>I know light skin means german in some parts of brazil but come on
It doesn't, you southern monkey.
Most white Americans are of German descent with some Irish and British genes. That's a fact.
emotional yes, altough i think thats how women are in general
the rest is cherrypicking to the max