/brit/

Let's Do It On My Twin Bed

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cara

having an out of body experience

I NEVER MEANT TO GIVE YOU MUSHROOMS GIRL
I NEVER MEANT TO BRING YOU TO MY WORLD

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HEADBUTT THIS
*pulls out cock*

got called a kafir in greggs

Careful becoming a /brit/ personality or else Bucks might dox you from invading her territory

Just listened to that poleaboo call and I am fucking wailing

She is aging

russians are asian

imagine the smell of those fresh baked cookies

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Wish I were a Welsh monolingual speaker living in /comfy/ countryside in Gwynedd

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would give her arsehole a spring cleaning with my tongue

fuck off newcunt

Everyone below this line is ghey
___________________________

Yeah, to be honest all they need is a good dicking to sort em out innit

i'll answer if you be more polite

alri

*pushes you*
what do something then
*pushes again*
come on
*swings left hook, connects to your jaw*
*swings straight right jab*
*ducks*
*grabs back of your head*
*jumps up and knees you in the face*
*pushes you back*
*headbutts you square in the nose*
*swings another left, connects to your jaw*
*you fall down*
Stand up you little pussy, get up
*boots you in the face*

Would do this to everyone in this thread

twitter.com/kristina_basham/status/1076727431111729152

tfw no qt whos good at playing piano

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Love our multicultural society.

sophia sucking on my bollocks
thats the goal

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I've been here since 2016. I heard about Jow Forums on r/the_donald. I'm far from a newcunt.

suck me

This has quite clearly happened to you before thus-forth you are posting about it to help you cope

need a bf lads

This is my rifle.
There are many like it.
But this one is mine.

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I got hoes calling a young nigga phone
Where's Ali with the motherfucking dope? (bitch, bitch)
I be ballin' like a mo'fuckin' pro (like a, huh, like a, huh)
I be ballin' like my nigga Mo (Bamba, bitch)
Sheck Wes, I ain't a mo'fuckin' joke (haha, hahahahaha)

Steph Wes stay with the fuckin' pole (pa, pa, pa-pa)
You fuck around and get poled (you get poled, bitch)

'Cause I got hoes (so many fucking hoes)
Callin' a young nigga phone
(Ring-ring, ring, ring-ring, ring, ring-ring)
Where's Ali with the (bitch with the) mo'fuckin' dope? (huh)
I be ballin' like a mo'fuckin' pro (like a mo'fuckin' pro)
I be ballin' like my nigga Mo (Bamba, Bamba)
Sheck Wes got so many flows (I do it all)
Call me Drake how a nigga controlla

- said every Rorke ever.

fuck off chester

Yeah I've smashed someone in doing exactly that

...

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nahhh fuck off mate its happened to you hasnt it you insecure little virgin

alright big man

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real reddit flag tour de force tonight

AUCKLAND
BUCKLAND
KEKLAND
DUCKLAND
EUCKLAND
FUCKLAND

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You're a larper

nah im your nemesis

What Christmas songs do Americans like?

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Nah I have literally battered a nigger doing exactly what I just typed unironically

I shagged Bucks once then after she claimed she was Lesbian I was so confused

you're not Greater London Cal

wow you are so based

>imagine being this impolite to others on the day after Christmas
what is christ even for?

youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0

......

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Really really miss the welsh gf either and/or intimate human contact

ooooooh you insecure little virgin give me your virginous energy sad little cunt lmao

t. Fat cuckold alcoholic schizophrenic NEET wigger LARPer virgin wannabe

no your other nemesis

Everyone on here is a LARPer
You're all mentally ill wasters
Fuck off

what i imagine thailad looks like but half the height

happy 40th, Devon!

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Dude, you realize that this Schizo saga has been pushed to such a point that I'm quite possibly the most real ass nigga that has ever been a Jow Forums personality?
Actually, you know what? Fuck that shit.
Do you understand who the fuck I am? Really? Do you understand just WHO the fuck you are talking to?
Do you realize what the fuck it means to be participating in what schizo has created?
I am a fucking counter cultural icon. I'm the baddest motherfucker that ever did live.
Straight the fuck up, homie. I'm going to be in books. If thats a LARP, then yeah, I'm a fucking LARPer.

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shagged more birds than youve had step dads
straight up

innit
everyone here needs locked up and smothered with a pillow
bucks needs raped and as shes getting raped smothered with a pillow also

unironically and factually this

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who here /'cide2019/

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>ywn live in the Prydain of Brenin Arthur

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Starts at around 46 mins
youtu.be/bWJbNtFB0ZY

Post your discharge papers and I'll post my dd214

Praise Walmart

good christmas?:)

nahhh ive shagged more
+800 girls me

any fat, balding, virgin, manlet, schizo freaks in?

>The average woman idolises Kim Kardashian, Cardi B, Ariana Grande or Marilyn Monroe

LMAO
M
A
O

brythonic pussies are for english willys

I don't have DISCHARGE PAPERS you fucking faggot freak shistain.
Do I CLAIM to have been enlisted you little fucking effeminate faggot piece of SHIT?
NO I don't.
Go fucking put a GUN IN YOUR MOUTH you pea brain FAGGOT.

downloaded the bayonetta nude mod but didn't download bayonetta

save for Cardi B. they are all white

'cide never

yeah not bad all in all

you?

keep the haters guessing!

this song is constantly one of the most played christmas songs in the US and UK since 2007

does it deserve to be? youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

youtube.com/watch?v=jMReMMqqZpU

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Any jealous spasticated incels that wish they were schizo in?
Kill yourself you little spastic virgin I'm so fucking tired of your shit.

isnt there a certain fitness level you have to be beforoe you enlist in the army you fat larper

drumpf didn't drawn the swamp

>save for Cardi B. they are all white
Stupid cunt

None of them are white

>I don't have DISCHARGE PAPERS you fucking faggot freak shistain.
>Do I CLAIM to have been enlisted you little fucking effeminate faggot piece of SHIT?
>NO I don't.
>Go fucking put a GUN IN YOUR MOUTH you pea brain FAGGOT.

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heard they dont let bald people in the army
seems odd

didn't see a single harry potter film on TV today so you could say i'm rather smegged off

this is actually real, fuck

SUGAR HOW YOU GET SO FLY
SUGAR HOW YOU GET SO FLY
SUGAR HOW YOU GET SO FLY
SUGAR HOW YOU GET SO FLY

It’s because of Love Actually

youtube.com/watch?v=RFyoaa_zevs