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you're not fucking italian fuck off you look like a literal inbred arab

I dont know I think being raised on this site has made me a wrongun in the head lol.

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Been here since 2005 mate
Fuck off newcunt

youtube.com/watch?v=NxKEg8v_S58

figured out how to make grotty techno kicks today lads

I WISH I NEVER SAW THE SUNSHINE
THEN MAYBE
I WOULDNT MIND THE RAIN

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET
MOVIE
THEATER

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Who gives a shit? Bragging about how long you've been on a website is pretty sad.

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It's just a question, m8. I legitimately can't tell CHIs and Italians apart.

How do I make some money lad I've got a van and I'm pretty strong

reckon I ate 20,000+ kilojoules today

grim

not anywhere near as sad as your multiple see through characters and acting hard as "mikey" for hours on end.

This is what a chi looks like

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Reckon half of a relationship is spent finding a film to watch on Netflix

That’s what Christmas is for
*jiggles your belly flab*

nigga he's a damn beaner look at that fat fuck

This is what an Italian looks like

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not even chubs just a big boye

Haha fucking epic banter mate

>powerwash
>leaflets
>website
>local phone number
Start knocking on some doors.

When I was little, my father was famous
He was the greatest samurai in the empire
And he was the Shogun's decapitator
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords
It was a bad time for the empire
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out
People said his brain was infected by devils
My father would come home, he would forget about the killings
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him
Maybe that was the problem
Then, one night, the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house
They were supposed to kill my father but they didn't
That was the night everything changed

Sorry buddy boy but im white

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I burn through money
Spent 4000 this month

Howl every time I see Charlie Malaponte and that gormless expression, rubbery niggerlike lips, hooked nose, beady eyes and patchy facial hair.

Absolutely roar.

Me

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Whats that in calories you thick twat

How do you price that shit

Fuck off cokelad mate you're a sweaty creep

kek, I can see I stung you with that one. State of you sham. Cop on for ypurself, will ya.

Shite tip, tell him where he can scrap some copper or summat you gyp

Cokelad...

yeah to check if they're in then stealing their garden gnomes and that
great blag

Who?
Who the fuck is that?

Living in your heads rent free

is rorke coming to stay

What is it about Charlies mug that’s so reproachable?

its (You)

Shut up you autistic child you know exactly who

Price what?
Oh yeah, there is serious money in stealing garden gnomes. Smarten up.

weddings are fucking expensive innit

Imagine thinking Id ever in my life use a name to post on here and create some larp personality about doing coke

You must be smoking hard drugs you literal fucking faggots

Stupid cunt, he's some larping retard

>he doesn't know who cokelad is
Sad!

absolutely sick of having to hear my zoomer brother screaming on discord about counter strike

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i spend 450 quid a week on chang no way id get anywhere near 4000 pounds id have a heart attack

lots

yeah but you gotta take what you can get dont ya

found out a girl i know back home has had a massive crush on me since primary school. her bf knows about it and apparently that's why he's always a twat to me when i see them both at house parties every time i'm home from uni. reckon i should pump her on NYE for the bants?

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a court document and a park and 20 folding chairs rented is $150

Fucking faggot

Hurrrr U MUST BE COKE LAD haha HE TOTALLY DOES COKE BROOOO HAHA XD

Swear to fucking god most people here need to be put down for humanities sake

Total loss

4.5 grams is a lot how the fuck do you have time to sniff it all, do you party all weekend?

Actually like Malaponte, looks a bit like my dad crossed with Mr Bean

just rejected sex cause im in bed and cba to pick her up lmao

Tbf he does look a bit like Super Mario here

what about buying expensive shit for girls that won't fuck you either way?

marry her lad

It isn't really because you won't get locked up doing some powerwashing.

Do you by any chance happen to be black? And does she by any chance happen to be wh*Te?

He doesn't do coke he just larps about it on here
Get a grip

Calm down retard it’s just very typical of cokelad to make a post bragging about how much money he’s squandered on drugs and prostitutes

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reminds me of this

i.4cdn.org/gif/1545671655562.webm

Wow what a woke black man

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mate he probs got about 7g or more for that

i wasnt bragging i was just saying and i didnt spend it on drugs or whores either

guys a fucking larper talking about all the drugs he doenst do

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and im a VIRGIN FREAK

Not really. If you're half decent at talking you can make a decent wage doing some pressure cleaning.

youtube.com/watch?v=hlznpxNGFGQ

chewn lads

Get a grip of my poo!
*splatters a hot stream of liquid diarrhea in your face*
Oopsie!

My god

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The race war cant come soon enough

maltapone

Fuck off Incel

youtube.com/watch?v=MFwzAxKLYLU

i know different strokes for different people but coke really is a shit drug of choice

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virgins be like: i want a gf

also virgins: *uses huawei phone*

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Do you think it would be declared when they would be likely to lose, if they declared it at all?
South Africa is the test case, even for countries which are natively white.

A traveler came round my gaff a couple months ago selling carpets, he claimed he was moving to Australia and was very persistent, literally wouldn’t fuck off and asked if there was an atm nearby when I told him i didn’t have cash. Really annoying, stood bargaining for ten minutes.

hello, sir
you look like someone who has trouble satisfying his wife

youtu.be/SVYSnFH1zaM?t=324

deee laaaaaads

you'll understand one day mate, a bit of rejection could also go a long way but im just saying no cause im tired

Mad how Charles Manson was literally right all along...... lmao mental

Okay, this picture convinced me that you're italian lel.

enough for a ten bag and some wine?

no

keep your weird fetishes to yourself chet

Eating some Twix

unironically rate huawei over samsung now 2bh

t. iphone user