/cum/

it was homophobic

>someone paid him to draw that
>it's not even well drawn
>he probably makes more money than you

Why would I repent for wanting to procreate with chile so we can have a loving family together

cyborg gf....

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I never wanted a girlfriend anyways

Okay, janny?
Are you here?
You're fucking based.

Got a psych appointment around 11am but my sleep schedule's fuckity. I downed some melatonin but it might take more to counteract the mountain dew I had at the christmas party.

What the fuck do i do?

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I should probably see a therapist

nigga you got buzzed offa dew? how much you drinkin
anyways listen to radiohead and drink a very small amount of alcohol
that always does it

Buds having 3+ likes on tinder means I have no likes right?

you will love the kids more than me and i hate that

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take some diphenhydramine(benadryl) and pass the fuck out

A healthy marriage is one where the parents love each other more than they love their kids
Debate me

I will love you both equally I would die for either

wheres my m3 gtr bro at?

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...

so you snore

>life of a wageslave

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wish that were me
t. 323i owner

Kids are okay but personally I'm not too much of a fan
I'd prefer not to have them

Chile my love for you would be greater than anything else in the world when we have children

I want to have 1/4th Mexican babies with my gf

i am still using a gtx680 and its really catching up to me lately
i can't even play wildlands anymore for some reason even though i beat the game like a year ago

How does anyone do online dating in California?

All I see is demisexual heteroflexible or some other bullshit libtards, extremelly overweight, dyke, or trannies. I feel like I'm the real normie.

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I want African-Latino babies with my spic gf

I was born in 1998

Do you have a Spic gf yet

you play any racing sims m8?
i'd love to make an m3 gtr for assetto corsa

hello frens

It's time for football(soccer), /cum/.

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The opposite in Texas
Just thick spic bitches

I am white

This is the car i drive

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Not yet, but I’m hopping to get one soon

I am “black”

>BajaChan
i don't habeeb it

Over half of the girls I see on Tinder are Asian

Girlfriends are stupid.

Over half the women I see on tinder are obese

nice

This, I actually enjoy sitting in my room and shitposting

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Who needs a girlfriend?

The so-called "arthoe"

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I swipe left on Asian girls and sheboons
Stupid whores need to fuck off

Like, they're literally just stupid.

People who are too weak to handle being alone (me)

Chile needs to be my girlfriend

This is literally Ashley
Even the timezone matches

hey leaf are u into raceplay

Hell yeah brother

wtf she's 19 too

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Just busted like 7 ropes

you live in Seattle

Bros I just got matched with my future wife

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She's so fucking cute holy shit

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I live in a coastal city in California

In Canada, American Football is called American Soccer

You better smash that

I am brown
how to get white gf?

>vine compilations
ABORT

Thank you Alexa

based

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I wish I had the confidence to talk to her

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Better stock up at the noose store huh

have a shitton of money

Nigga just say what up
Bitches love that shit

White women are the single most anti-mixing demographic in the United States (maybe the Roasties are based and redpilled after all)

fuck off
we don't need some chicano version of urkel

Send that bitch a smiley. Bitches loves smileys.

listening to rasputin

What kind of brown?

We already have that in the schizo beaner who LARPs about having a white wife while spamming porn

man I LOVE doujinshis

More like Boner-M
(Am I Right?)

Just realized my brother and sister gave me regifts. My sister gave me a sweater which is way to big, which would fit her husband perfectly. My brother and his gf gave a gift card to target which is a store I would obviously never go to. I don’t care cause I haven’t bought anyone gifts for years. It’s just funny.

Why does this version exist?

Chile stop being gay
you're too tempting

Which ones are your favorites

Mestizo

Just got another match

fuck i want another cigar

As I was writing this I got another one

he's not a regular poster
he mostly sticks to spamming the catalog with his shit

how i'm tempting by just writing stupid shit
pic related one of my faves

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Shitposting is a mating ritual for leafs

This night is pretty relax, I'll set some jazz on youtube

What's it about

Serious Tinder question lads:

I’m reasonably attractive and used to get a lot of matches on Tinder, but my photos have become outdated and kind of uncool. My friends aren’t really the types to ever take photos, so I don’t know how to update my pics without having pleb tier bathroom mirror shots. Should I just offer my friend a six-pack of beers or something to have a big gay photo shoot day to update my Tinder, or is that too weird? One friend was complaining about that same lack of photos issue so maybe try to figure out a reciprocal photography arrangement with him?

>he doesn’t fuck his gf while listening to Slipknot

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