No history

We're 78%.

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My figure doesn't count latinos.

Latinos are basically Spanish, and Spaniards are white.

Our country is only about 200 years old brainlet. If 'no history' means there isn't much because it literally hasn't existed for very long then you're right but why bother stating it. If you think nothing has happened in the last 200 years then u dum

Ended the age of orcs and started the age of man

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USA or UK have own culture.
but I don't know about original Australian culture.
All I know about Australia is kangaroo, dangerous spiders, bull sharks, airs rock, Abo, anciestors are all sinners , and Crocodile dandy.

Australian goes to USA or UK so they don't have original sub culture.

Australia is degrade version of USA.

Excuse me but Americans are still influencing countries across the globe

>murican
you're in the same boat as us lad

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*shoots OP*

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Debatable. There's millenia of abo history but that's been brushed aside and ignored.

if it's not preserved it's called prehistory

it was preserved, in the form of what they did to the land
when the brits came here they threw a wrench in the works and ruined their entire eco system

I didn't even know this baka at Australian education

Still history.

Iceland, on the other hand...

pretty remarkable character
>born in denmark
>be major angloboo
>move to england
>become a crewman on a ship
>chart parts of Australia, help found the town of Hobart Tasmania
>join the royal Danish navy and become a captain of a vessel
>be captured by the English and treated as a pow in the Napoleonic wars
>in custody convince a local merchant a trip to Iceland would be profitable
>escape custody and go to Iceland with said merchant
>get mad the local authorities inform him he's not allowed to trade because of Danish enforced trade monopoly
>arrest the governor
>declare himself king of Iceland, a new liberal democracy in the style of (the then recently formed) USA
>get arrested by an English warship for fleeing while a prisoner ending his reign and restoring the Danish monarchy in Iceland
>become an alcoholic and a gambler
>become a spy for the English
>make up every report while spending all money on drinks and gambling
>go back to England
>go broke from gambling
>get sent to a debtor's prison
>get sent to Tasmania to the very colony he founded decades earlier
>become a local hero and live comfortably off writing memoirs
he's apparently well known in Hobart but in Australia a more of a local character

Tassie isn't part of Australia, senpai.

>affectionate diminutive name for a place no one else knows
>totally different I swear
really makes you think

>founded hobart
>gambler and an alcoholic
>gets mad and essentially creates a new country
>fucks with government money

sounds pretty tazzy through and through desu

>There's millenia of abo history but that's been brushed aside and ignored.
Fucking wish it had. Unfortunately it is everywhere.

No, you don't seem to understand. Tasmania isn't part of Australia.

Kill yourself mate.

t. traditional custodian

CHI

Kill yourself mate.

t. traditional custodian

>mfw I'm the 26%
Sorry but not sorry

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We're 34%

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING CHINKS AND INDIANS GET OUT GET OUT

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>no history
>everyone except for fags on Jow Forums love australia

works for me
literally never heard anyone except for dumbasses on Jow Forums say anything negative about this country

We're goblins, not orcs, sweaty

only people that say negative things about australia are people on Jow Forums and insufferable inner city lefties who took one trip to j*pan for 1 week

You mean how they burned the whole continent down and turned into a desert? Before forgetting how to make fire?

fake news, Australia was always barren because it's flat and something something El nino