Rulz: 1. Nou sailent letterz. 2. Nou combineišon letterz: Sh - Ś, Ch - Č, Ph - F, Th - þ, Ts - C. 3. Oll letterz hev consistent saundz: C tu bi ripleisd wiþ iþer S or K. Letter C nau riprezenc þi "Ts/Tz" saund. A - ah, E - eh, I - ih, U - uh, O - oh, Y - yu. For longer saundz yz dabbl letterz ex: "aw" bicamz "oo", end þi old "oo" saund iz nau "uu".
i think if i even attempt to write a single word in fonetic English, my brain cells will start to die.
David Hill
beisd ænd redpild
ingliš spelink iz beisiklī logograms, fak oll tu dū wiþ saund.
Dylan James
hehehe mai lenguiđ iz uriten ez it iz sed
Adam Ross
beJst ænd ɹɛd pJld‚ bʌt fɔɹt͡ʃæn fʌks ʌp aJ piː eJ tɛkst
Nicholas Jackson
>kæpətəlaJziŋ aJ piː eJ kæɹəktɚz kɹJnd͡ʒ
Camden Ramirez
>uriten du jū rīlī hiar it laik þat?
Alexander Rivera
jea, sumfin lajk þet
William Campbell
Bpaит ин cиpиллик
Adrian Parker
aJ θJnk Jt͡s pɹənaʊnst laJk ðæt Jn RP
Jaxson Morgan
Ofe iz gea
Parker Clark
Ин cлaвик зe лэттэp "C" нэвэp cayндз эз К
Dominic Brown
“Cyrillic” Jz pɹənaʊsnd /səɹJlJk/ Jn JŋɡlJʃ
Jeremiah Sanders
Ai sii nau, didn't now Ingliš gat þe pronansieišon wrong. Þis iz wai Ai þink "C" iz problematik in Ingliš ez it liidz tu wrong pronansieishonz et taimz, espešialli of foren wordz.
Samuel Howard
god fuck this I'll just type in English
the sequence /ki/ is rare in English in general, and most native examples are a result of the GVS, so foreign loanwords with that sequence get reduced to either /kaj/ or /si/. It's not "wrong", it's just english phonology
Joshua Kelly
King, Kill? Nat þat reer. Ingliš jast went full ritard, ez olwaiz.