In þis þred wi taip in fonetik Ingliš

In þis þred wi taip in fonetik Ingliš.

Rulz:
1. Nou sailent letterz.
2. Nou combineišon letterz:
Sh - Ś, Ch - Č, Ph - F, Th - þ, Ts - C.
3. Oll letterz hev consistent saundz:
C tu bi ripleisd wiþ iþer S or K. Letter C nau riprezenc þi "Ts/Tz" saund.
A - ah, E - eh, I - ih, U - uh, O - oh, Y - yu. For longer saundz yz dabbl letterz ex: "aw" bicamz "oo", end þi old "oo" saund iz nau "uu".

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Wai not spiehk se Tschörmän instätt? Is bähsikällie fonetik Inglisch

Wel, dʒʌst tɔk ın IPA ınstɛd.

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Ai em not familiar wiþ þi Tschörmän, bat Ai saspekt þet þi gremmar end vokebylari ar tuu different tu bi yzd wiþ jast nolej of Ingliš.

IPA iz tuu diffikult tu akšualli yz. Fonetik taiping iz rilli simpl.

Ðə IPA Ki:bɔ:rd ɔn Ændrɔid iz izi tə juz. Aı haıli ɹɛkəmɛnd ıt.

taipin laik þis is veri isi

i think if i even attempt to write a single word in fonetic English, my brain cells will start to die.

beisd ænd redpild

ingliš spelink iz beisiklī logograms, fak oll tu dū wiþ saund.

hehehe
mai lenguiđ iz uriten ez it iz sed

beJst ænd ɹɛd pJld‚ bʌt fɔɹt͡ʃæn fʌks ʌp aJ piː eJ tɛkst

>kæpətəlaJziŋ aJ piː eJ kæɹəktɚz
kɹJnd͡ʒ

>uriten
du jū rīlī hiar it laik þat?

jea, sumfin lajk þet

Bpaит ин cиpиллик

aJ θJnk Jt͡s pɹənaʊnst laJk ðæt Jn RP

Ofe iz gea

Ин cлaвик зe лэттэp "C" нэвэp cayндз эз К

“Cyrillic” Jz pɹənaʊsnd /səɹJlJk/ Jn JŋɡlJʃ

Ai sii nau, didn't now Ingliš gat þe pronansieišon wrong.
Þis iz wai Ai þink "C" iz problematik in Ingliš ez it liidz tu wrong pronansieishonz et taimz, espešialli of foren wordz.

god fuck this I'll just type in English

the sequence /ki/ is rare in English in general, and most native examples are a result of the GVS, so foreign loanwords with that sequence get reduced to either /kaj/ or /si/. It's not "wrong", it's just english phonology

King, Kill? Nat þat reer. Ingliš jast went full ritard, ez olwaiz.

ᚲᛟᛟᛚ᛫ᛋᛏᛟᚱᛃ᛫ᛒᚱᛟ

Linear B in unicode when

Ki means "as, for, because" in Hebrew.

Merd :D

Bamp