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i have no friends

dire

>toilberg tests your blood to make sure you don't do anything he doesn't like even when you're not at work

holy mother of cucked. He owns you.

I’d never commit suicide because the unknown after death is simply more terrifying. The concept of not existing is my greatest fear.

Real new

I wouldn't want to have any drug addicted slaves either. Drug addicted slaves are harder to control.

How is not existing scary? You're not conscious, there's nothing to fear my friend.

i rather like the idea of it

its not unknown, youll just be in hell for committing suicide

threadsplitting yank retard fuck off

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Its the best feel is ol' nonexistence

Cessation of worry.

They don't want me expanding my mind with mind altering drugs. They want to keep the blinkers on so I keep repeating the mantra of 'work, consume, work, consume'.

the poster 2 posts below me is BLACK

How’d your christmases go? I woke up at about 6am to my girlfriend sucking my penis, we then fucked and cuddled until around 9. We went out to open presents. My girlfriend got me a nintendo switch with a pro controller and smash bros/legend of Zelda. I got her a Comme Des Garçons wallet and limited beige Nike af1 sage lows. The parents gave me $800 cash to build a new computer.

Overall good Christmas, first one in a while where I didn’t actually want many clothes.

>The concept of not existing is my greatest fear
This is only a fear because you are probably doing nothing with your life and putting it all off till "Later"

hello nigger

Muffugin whitey

>Muffugin whitey

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gibsmedat

have come to accept that i will one day be killed for my racist views

virgin soyboy gf haver

Can't believe my mate won't let me have sex with his gf whenever I want. Utter prick, calls himself a mate!

was killed once for looking at someone funny

One of my friends back in high school would just turn to the side and spaff on his wall after a wank

Eventually it was just covered in dried cum until he moved out and we all helped him chip it off with paint knives

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just wiped the cum on the wall when i was lad without realizing it would turn that sickly brown when it aged, panicked and scraped the drippings off very quickly and i dont think anyone noticed thankfully

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There's this girl that's been on my mind
All the time
Su-Su-Sudio
OH-OH
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
Su-Su-Sudio
WOAH-OH

Ah if she called me
I'd be there
I'd come running
Anywhere
She's all I need
All my life
I feel so good if I just say the wooooooooord
Su-Su-Sudio
just say the word OOOOOOHHHHHH
Su-Su-Sudio

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someone on bbc just said whitoids are fake news

niggers are fake news

>poleslaw getting decimated on /britfeel/ radio

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WHITE PEOPLE ARE CANCELLED
UNWOKE BOOMER CONSERVATOIDS ARE FINISHED
THE FUTURE IS BROWN AND WOKE AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

post a link

Boys...

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Am not going to lie boys
Asian women get me fuckin stirred

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back lads hope you all had a nice christmas

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Feel sorry for are moni getting bullied.

Makes it harder for her to turn ober a new leaf

hows your dad

playing with the gf on insurgency lads

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don't call him moni

Alri

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karma is real lads
do good deeds, be a good person and you will be rewarded

HER name is MONI you fucking PIECE OF SHIT

Well it turns out he’s allergic to Bactrin so they’re keeping him in the ICU until the reaction settles and then will likely keep him on an IV for about a month. Worst case scenario is the nocardia spreads to his CNS and he dies, because right now it’s about a 50-60% mortality rate but if it hits the CNS it’s guaranteed death

So trying to think positive mostly

Need the yellow fever gone pronto

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It's 'Ribena', 'non-white tranny sex criminal', 'poley' or now perhaps 'poleslaw'

Wahey how muntered must he of been when he did that
Lucky Mumsy didn't find the whisky drawer

>your like a fucking Mississippi mud pie mate

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hoping for the best lad

how is the new one? I see its a top selling meme now but I'd like to hear from someone else who played the original mod

HIS name is AMER

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I really hope Amer had a cry after he hung up

Go to China and it'll clear up within a few days

wait you dont have piss drawers in the u.k?

Got the REAL DEAL here turt

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Huge fan of Amarna Miller

what would this board be without schizo and moni antics

Best thing about Asian women is how the beaver looks.

Where should I go daddy?
What should I say?
Where should I go?
Is it okay with you?

Who should I fuck daddy?
Is it you?

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she has kino blacked scenes

Is it true that moni is just a name he adopted here because it’s the name of a polish girl he’s stalking?

is it a bad idea to give someone with depression MD

BASED norfen lad

Thanks, people here can sometimes be rude but the company helps and is nice

Often post from hospital waiting rooms

It's MONI you scumbag, she is an honorary white, INNOCENT female, you fucking piece of shit

HER name is MONI

MONI you fucking idiot

NOT true, do not spread unfounded rumours

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>im more a man then you'll ever be

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moni acts like one of those nonces who denies everything when caught. Erm no i didnt film her ACKUTALLY

how do you pronounce amer?

Do you lads ever think about how the Average Iq disparity between whites and Asians is the same average iq disparity between whites and the Irish.

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>I didn’t film the 11 year old I just groped her in public
Imagine a poleslaw nonce hunt video

why isn't there a /brit/ livestream?
hearing some of the personalities here argue would make for good radio

Want to listen to 'bena embarrass himself on the radio but I'm surrounded by family reee

wait what are the irish really that low?

"FOY"
"What class is Pakis in?"
"Any busposter man in?"

I will honestly pay good money to see a moni noncehunt
>schizo vs moni
again would pay good money

I have just given "The Order". We begin in five minutes.

Doing an asmr
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imagine poleslaw wouldn’t even break down and cry and freak out like the people in nonce stings

imagine he’d just stand there with a weird smile on his face and thousand yard stare and yell “MEOWING” at random shit Brannigan says

Thats what the iq averages say.

This wouldn't surprise you if you'd ever visited Ireland.

Amer? Who is that?

More like "Moni eloquently BTFO northern retard"

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possibly the best song i've heard this year

a couple of people appeared on one of thailad's streams a while back

who?

No interest in going there frankly

thailad, the nonce

shes awful i unsubbed

moni made credible threats of violence on britfeel radio
someone contact his parole officer

cos he's got narcissistic personality disorder, any attention is good, it's all about him, even if everyone hates him and wishes he was dead, that's better than being ignored for a narcissist

I'm much smarter than any of you. On your BEST day you are not as smart as I am on my WORST day.

It’s the year 4018, you’re walking down the back alley of a seedy space colony when I stop you and, armed with a makeshift plasma lance, demand you transfer every credit you have into my account

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i love when the he said what if i put my fist in your face to the northerner and there was like a silence

>your a bigot
moni in full backpedal mode

Bloody uniqlo jacket is too big fuck sake