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christmas tights lads
Get yer sen down bowling club
That Nikon P1000 is like £900 wtf. 900 for a bridge camera.
Mum came downstairs this morning to find all my presents in the bin. She's now in her room crying again. She's spent pretty much all of Christmas crying her eyes out because of me. Don't care though lol
made my first latte lads
Bow to your Queen
P900 is a good bit cheaper and unless you’re some seriously specialized photographer the 1000 isn’t worth the extra money
The p900 only costs £450ish.
£500 extra for 100.
I have the same glass
imagine the smell
>you're just a paki in a dress
looks like what came out your mum's arsehole when i came in it
new years resolution is to feel a girls legs in tights
I’d say it looks bad but proper crema and steamed milk at home is hard so solid attempt
Like em but never found this one particularly appealing
moni cannot recover from this
trending
Wheres the prawn crackers Jeremy?
how many of you smoke cigarettes?
the witches is on bbc2 at 11
well scary film
>I'm more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman you'll ever get
i used to
lmao, the brutal truthfulness of it
The daily ‘ffee
wish youtube would go bankrupt
Reading about Wheelers Participatory Anthropic Principle
How can a man of my standing go into work and listen to women talk about I'm a Celeb etc??? It's a crime
my dad got a new coffee machine for Christmas which has a steamer on it so I was trying that out. Think I need to heat the milk more next time but it tastes good desu
fucking scumbags, moni is a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
Of course he will. He thrives on attention good or bad. Since he's a horrible, unpleasant and rather stupid cunt, negative attention is far easier to attract.
Only video worth watching this year
t. Ignatius
just got here from reddit haha how do I create an account
hes a dopamine addict
For me I don’t even bother with espresso at home, used to barista on both a slayer and la marzocco strada so it wouldn’t ever be the same. Those are like $20,000 and have to be wired into your plumbing, just stick with my regular shop For home I’m boring and use a chemex and v60
Amer busted
youtube.com
its nice
but different tights have different textures
the more expensive ones are nicer too
t. tights gf
Does my nut in.
People at toil think im a weirdo for reading books in my sparetime and for going on holidays to non-resort off the beaten track locales
The beginning of the greatest comeback ever.
>he
you mean she? moni is a woman you know, and she's a pleasant, lovely individual you freak
Who is amer?
Epic sword, she's a le keeper xD
hope you go to a local place and not a chain lad
next door neighbour just came round to wish us a merry christmas
didn't have the heart to tell him he was a day late
Also it may be how you’re using it, is it a wand? Start from the bottom and bring the wand to to just underneath the surface of the milk and keep it in a vortex
Helps to have a frothing kettle
Someone at toil said I was "showing off" by reading Myth of Sisyphus
What would you do if your girlfriend bought you a large fantasy sword for crimbo?
I want to kiss Emma Watson’s mound before eating her out.
gd post
Definitely, don’t like chains I guess unless it’s stumptown. Spot I go to is local and roasts their own, all their Ethiopians are my favorite
you are a freak mate, stop thinking you're better than others for doing uncommon things
Someone asked me if people were starving when i came back from backpacking in Zambia
I proposed to her on the spot and everyone stood up and slowly clapped
this lol.
cup of tea lads
He is better though
yeah its like a little stick you put in the jug of milk
I swear sometime I see an argument here which must be Dave vs Dave
Kevin Spacey is going to blow the lid off the whole Hollywood paedophile ring
BASED
just don't understand women, why would you ever want a penis inside you?
Yup that’s actually the hardest part of making quality espresso so don’t sweat it if it doesn’t look pretty
>Ethiopian coffee
whats the difference? Extra skinny milk?
working on boxing day lads, at least i got to walk past the houses of parliament, will be going to the museum of african goat fucking later too
God uncultured provincials will never know these feels
Guy at toil: are you watching the big fight?
Me: no why would i?
Guy: because its a big event that everyone is watching
Me: is that why i should watch it
Guy: yes
The npc meme is real. It pertains more to consumption habits than politics though
>I'll be leaving now, goodbye
to get a baby innit
HICKOCK45 HERE AND AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i've put a toothbrush inside me before and it was pretty good
can you believe grenfell was three years ago already and they still haven't found the money?
Typical homophobic bullshit, wrapped up in PC clingfilm. Turns out guys like getting fucked as well, but you conveniently left that part out to avoid being (rightly) accused of anti-gay bigotry. You make me sick,
dont understand the appeals of cocks either when i see them including mine its just looks like disgusting pulsating meat stick but apparently its arousing somehow
>ah yes, a major sporting event, I'm SO much better than you for not watching it
would put you on your arse irl, probably little stick-thin, glasses wearing, lanky wristed puff
Liking well-liked things doesn't make you any more of an interesting person mate
Coffee from that region tastes a lot brighter and less heavy than coffees from places like Central America
Yes I noticed the joke I refuse to acknowledge it however
feels good innit?
>clingfilm
it's called glad wrap mate
Feels good, and they have a biological urge to get them inside then and get spaffed in
in the absense of any other variables surely having the majority is not inherently bad?
sick nonce
Must be shit not being allowed back in to the UK to see your family, I mean that's what you get for noncing your niece, but still
Because there was absolutely no money in Grenfell ahahaha
ah i hear that museum has a great exhibition on by dabuda jubildoobee about the production techniques of african scythes, only £49,99 as well
*sip*
Yep that's a bright & light roast, must be from Aksum
>liking things because other people like them and you feel thus as though you are supposed to like them
That is the issue here
Ah Halo
THAT was a game!
Normally try not to use British slang but the word “spaff” is too funny
These are true feels.
can you at least come up with something original rather than recycling 190's lore?
The world makes more sense when you realise that a fertile womans main goal in life is to get cocks in her
Christmas munchy box to celebrate the festivities?
Tuck into a box full of battered turkey, pigs in blankets, roast potatoes, stuffing and veg for only £15!
If you’re not sure you can always go up to the barista and “Aksum” ahaha
Not really
if it was "i have to suffer through a willy inside me to get a kid" i'd understand but they seem to do it for pleasure??
strange post stick a penis inside you and then we'll talk
You are the one being homophobic. I am a man and therefore have more similarity with gay men than women, women are a different gender. I am asking about women, why are you trying to make homosexual men more removed from heterosexual men than women are from men?
does it? maybe after you've done it you're like wow that was good but why do they want it the first time?
this is disgusting maybe women were a mistake
