Why they sounds like some German/French? Czech belongs to the Slavic languages, but I can't understand a word

Check the flag again amerimutt

Calm down, Taras

czechia is a lesser france of the east, such is my opinion

bump

What does Lithuanian sound to you like?
youtube.com/watch?v=DPkQS3XMUZk

They sound like poles, not french at all

>4€ per 1 kg of herring

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What a fucking brainlet

Like Slavic language, but can't understand a word.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xbas-6IHPSY

Wtf is this shit?

It sounds slavic with greek like endings of words, those os and as

How does Slovenian sound?
youtube.com/watch?v=FNsV2XmH0-c

m8, a Germanic-infused Slavic language would sooner sound like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=wAmm79ReLBU

Hmm understood more then I thought I would.

The intonation sounds a bit like that of Italian

Could be because we lived next to Germans for a millenium? The Linguistics are still Slavic (arguably more than other Slavs, thanks to nationalists obsessed with purity of the language), but the phonetics are more German-like.

Sounds typically Slavic, but a bit robotic.
Sounds kinda Slavic as well, but something is different. Like a bit of Hungarian or Turkish intonation mixed within.
Definitely the most German sounding Slavic.

Here’s my modest proposal: make Slovak an intra-Slavic lingua franca

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spread the word:
CROATIAN IS A LIE

I understand ~60%.,

>Definitely the most German sounding Slavic.
Thank you my master, you made my day

Compare languages:

>West Slavic:
Polish: teleexpress.tvp.pl/40301690/26122018-1700
Czech: ceskatelevize.cz/ivysilani/1178166846-zpravy/218411017001226
Slovak: rtvs.sk/televizia/archiv/13982/175579

>East Slavic:
Russian: russia.tv/video/show/brand_id/58500/episode_id/2043048/video_id/2077150/
Ukrainian: 1tv.com.ua/video/19334
Belarusian: tvr.by/videogallery/informatsionno-analiticheskie/panorama/panorama-25-12-2018/

>South Slavic:
Slovenian: 4d.rtvslo.si/arhiv/prvi-dnevnik/174585048
Croatian: hrt.hr/enz/dnevnik/479845/
Serbian: rts.rs/page/tv/ci/story/17/rts-1/3367673/.html
Bosnian: bhrt.ba/bht1-emisije/dnevnik1-bht1/dnevnik-1-26-12-2018/
Macedonian: play.mrt.com.mk/play/23579
Bulgarian: bnt.bg/bg/a/po-sveta-i-u-nas-emisiya-1200-26-dekemvri-2018
Montenegrin: rtcg.me/tv/emisije/informativni/dnevnik-2/225553/dnevnik-25122018.html

Czech is different from other Slavic languages. Pronunciation is like the Germanic language.
Read is easy, listen is hard.

How does Czech sound in your ears?

Všichni lidé se rodí svobodní a sobě rovní co do důstojnosti a práv. Jsou nadáni rozumem a svědomím a mají spolu jednat v duchu bratrství.

Vščchiini liree se rorii svobonii a sobje ronii co do duustojnosti a praav. Syou naraani rozumem a svjerommiim a maii spolyu jednat v duchu bratrstvii.

why are you lying? i cannot understand anything. its nothing like polish.

sounds really austrian

i can understand most of ukrainian and slovak, half of russian, but czech is alien

Poles can understand my Slovak but I can’t understand their language. Weird.

Чeшcкий хyжe вceгo пoнимaю, ocтaльныe языки нopмaльнo. Укpaинcкий и бeлapycкий лyчшe вceх, пoльcкий и cлoвaцкий тoжe нe cлoжныe.

Pečila dort v troubě. Jsem velice nadšený, že ji mám jíst. CZ
Pečila koláč v rúre. Som veľmi potešený, že ju mám jesť. SLOVAK
V peči vypikala tort. Ja duzhe radyy jesty joho. UKR
Upiekła ciasto w piekarniku. Jestem bardzo podekscytowany jedzeniem. PO
Ona ispekla pirog v dukhovke. Ja očen vzvolnovan, čtoby cyest' eto. RU