>failed my biology class
Haha I'm fucked IM FUCKED HAHA IT IS FUCKING OVER PLEASE GET ME OUT GET ME OUT
Failed my biology class
It gets better sempai
>failing my religions class
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>biology class
are you underage by any chance?
Im an adult 18yo man sir
and you're probably a first year student getting a bachelors in life sciences or something like that
So? I failed 3 classes out of 4 classes this semester.
>failed basketball class
Dads gonna be pissed...
>So?
He will get conscripted if he gets kicked out
Just say you have hemerrhoids/flat feet/poor vision/scoliosis/arhtritis
Depends on the city, but no one will care if he's in the countryside aka oblast
biology is interesting, but brainlet tier
you only fail if you're lazy and didn't learn, there's nothing hard to understand about biology, just facts to remember
Russia has mandatory conscription?
Yes, someone has to paint grass and build summer houses
>failed my drivers license test.
back to riding my pedomobile through rain and snow
don't get upset, it took me 3 times to get my dl eventually
>passed the test with 9 mistakes, one more and I would've failed
I was so fucking nervous I couldn't keep my foot still on the clutch and accidentally turned the car off at an intersection
I hate tests so much
>test for my license
>try to start driving, car moves very slowly
>examiner asks me why this could be, far too fucking nervous so idk
>says I should try loosen the handbrake
>mfw
Didn't fail though, was the first and last time this ever happened to me.
If it happened in Russia the exam would be interrupted no matter what
did you fail the part with the baseball bat?
>Biology
Truth is, you were fucked from the start
>9 mistakes and still pass
Well, it's not 9 mistakes but rather 10 mistake points in a way, the more severe the mistake the more you get
Like if you forget to put a turn signal, that'd be about 2 points counting towards the 10 and if you forgot to put on the seatbelt it'd be a straight fail
At least that's how I remember the test being, it's been a while