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hotpockets is going to burst a vein when he sees this
make a proper one

Love her

now - manchester - there's a city you can set your watch to

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as if we needed more confirmation that faggotry is a mental illness

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clive staples lewis

good post but when some individuals form groups and walk around like cocks i'm gona be sceptical of this group's contributions

dads doing his ‘christmas decorations are up 364 days too early’ jokes again

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I own Rush’s first four albums on vinyl.

had girlfriends and close friends from overseas

in matters of human affairs,these things don't matter to me.

Can someone explain the 'poz' phenomenon to me.

They want to die or?

UK black people are usually pretty based

This McDonalds advert with the two sets of thots in Volvos does my fucking head in.

haha

Father is forcing me to drink some random Scottish ale that tastes like fucking grass
Wish he'd just buy Stella and then we'd all be happy

I moved from Manchester and it's fucking grim.

Trying so hard to be something and people from here are unbearable wankers who try to be 'sound' and 'we do things differently' but will still glass you for looking the wrong way.

It also rains every single fucking dayand when it finally relents and doesn't rain, it's fucking grey and cloudy

for me? its a boxing day crisp sandwich

bellend smells of skips

not about groups mate. yeah there might be a large number of people who do things you don't like, but its all about the individuals you do like.

can't make too many presumptions in your life.

imagine being an average guy there are millions like you. all of a sudden you realise that you can catch what is essentially (with today's medicine) an uncatachable disease that makes you "unique"

Faggots want to be women but they obviously can't do what a woman's main purpose is (carry a child), so something in their head goes wrong and they long to have a disease growing inside them instead delivered by a willy.

it's not normal, brother

convert to Islam, and you will have a reason to refuse

Frosted Wheats are absolutely fucking peng as anything

Any Bellingham Washington PD man in

i moved to a new city in the UK. people at toil are mostly older and the young ones live far away.

how do i make friends.

if 20 people are at a nonce party i ain't gona judge em as individuals lad

>people from here are unbearable wankers who try to be 'sound' and 'we do things differently' but will still glass you for looking the wrong way.
you've either never been to manchester or you're a sperg

go to a gay bar you big gay

state of your palate

I would eat Emma Watson’s poop.

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It's true lad.

I'm from Manchester, spent my sixth form days going to 42s, Factory, all those sorts of places.

Full of utter bellends mate, leaving was the best thing I did.

Unironically back for Christmas though

she is ugly, you are mentally ill

Would you like to eat other girls' poo Emmayank, or only Emma's?

view people as individuals me just don't like brown individuals simple as
not racist just don't like them

for me, it's gonewildaudio

>going to shitty clubs and expecting a better class of people for some strange reason
yeah you're a sperg

Listening to the beloved

Even if a man is a nonce, if he sees the errors of his ways and tries to fix himself and is otherwise an alright bloke. I will give him the benefit of the doubt.

Jesus said it.

"What is a good man but a bad man’s teacher?
What is a bad man but a good man’s job?" - Lao Tzu

*walks past the Houses of Parliament*
ah yes, these blasted provincials
*180s and walks past again*

Any Langley Township RCMP man in

>I was so sophisticated during my A-levels I only drank at the alchemist actually

Even at the nicer places in town, when you go to Spinningfields and the decent restaurants there, there's no decent clientele, it's Dave whose construction company got big or some mediocre KPMG wanker who is head of a Manchester division.

What about it is so fucking peng other than the fact to the north is Rochdale and to the south is Salford?

not gay lad, but i agree that it seems an easy way out of my predicaemtn if i were.

This, the most overrated celebrity in terms of appearance. I prefer Felicity Jones.

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Don’t see how people can casually drink a pint or two I feel like shit if do that
It’s all or nothing for me

For me, It's Raiders of The Lost Ark on 1 right now

aint on me to fix the nonce, if you gone to the nonce party you already made enough mistakes to where you should be begging for repentence for the rest of your days. I aint gona pretend i'm god and work out who deserves what punishment based on all their different variables.

it's gona be grim when we're in our 70s post pics of women in their 40s and 50s and saying we want to eat their shit

Oh Emma you silly thing, it smells like poop in this bathroom. You really stunk the place up my dear Ms. Watson. Maybe next time use some air freshener.

*takes a big whiff*

Positively ghastly stench in here.

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>What about it is so fucking peng other than the fact to the north is Rochdale and to the south is Salford?
rochdale is to the north east and salford is to the west

Thoughts?

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hiv positive

>this Manc sperging out and defending the worst city in the UK

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hiv positive

Didn't answer my question, Bury is no better and neither is Stockport, at least Salford has media city now though

Only Emma’s.

treat every person as an individual, just so happens that ive never met a brown person I like yet

big fan

just reminded me of bugbears . i'll never be able to play dnd again

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look at her

get a job

literally nobody says that manchester is great
people like it because it's their home, and compared to london it's affordable whilst still being a bit similar in other ways

City of London Police

Evolution is a Masonic hoax

Their eyes are strange

Yeah nonces are reprehensible.
But what I'm saying is, I can't go around with the burden of being pissed off at people. I trust that the law will punish them and so it si not burden to worry about them.
That's ok, I've only met a few people I genuinely liked as well.

don't watch it, it has a screamer at the end

Manchester is a shithole and the accent is diabolical.

any GCHQ man in

sure but if i see someone doing shit im gona call em out or at least report em you feel me

why are you looking at their eyes?

sorry, just NSA here

U.S. Dept of Defense

Yeah I'm not saying you have to like everyone or turn a blind eye to injustices.

What I'm saying is you first have to give someone a chance (they may fuck up but find that out before you presume). Then once you have a gauge of the person you act accordingly from there. If its a criminal call the authorities, if its a nice person befriend them. and so on.

There's a cat in the garden pooing

Many worse norfern cities

If i see 3 lads breaking into a car i'm not gona go up to em and work out whether one of them is being forced into it or not i'm gona call the police and it's up to them to work out if one of the lads has been coercied or whatever you feel me

Many better.

True

Manny better.

listened to poley getting obliterated by a northerner several times

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How to be a massive pussy 101
I'd give 'em a swift kick to the cranium

yes call the police.
clearly you can see they're doing a bad thing.

but when you read a name on a piece of paper or shake hands with someone whose just been introduced to you, why would you make an assumptions?

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There is no recovering from that, the humiliation will haunt him for years.

link/transcript?

>Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2018: Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy quiz looking back at the past 12 months, with well-known panellists Richard Ayoade, Noel Fielding, Mo Gilligan, David Mitchell, Claudia Winkleman and Michelle Wolf being put to the test on subjects ranging from politics to pop culture
Ha ha .. Drumpf & Brexshit ..

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'kinell

sware lack of sunlight has turned my brain into mush

used to read for about an hour a day and then do some studying of language or maths for about an hour, but now i can barely get out of bed.

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Fucking screaming at the peep show when mark puts the eye shadow on to the dinner

ofc I make loads of assumptions based upno how they look/present themselves/what company they work for. if you rock up and you work for the baliffs then i'm gona make some assumptions about you as a person because I assume most people would not want to get into that line of work. similarly if you rock up and you give me the gayest handshake and act like a complete freak then i'm gona think you are a bit weir dand playing a character