BREAKING NEWS
Czech army just crossed northern, western, eastern and southern borders of your country, government signed total capitulation
Please stay calm and at home. Resistance is pointless and even lost of one human life is a tragedy.
Your reaction?
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I stay home I guess, only form of government is honestly better then this hellhole.
i want to fuck czech girls
send them only
All in all I think not much would change.
we have a massive beer festival?
Good, not much would change anyway
Wasn't planning on going out anyway, making some Coffee and gonna get comfy as fuck.
>travel to czechland
>blow up beer brewery
>Czechs economy collapses
I'll be waiting for CZECH BVLLS to dominate me.
Laugh, join the army, invade Czechia and rape, why?
wait for the army with flowers and wine and then have sex with many czech army girls
life is good
Does that mean the Czech army went all the way to North America to invade our south and west border?
>Army
Czech has a navy to ship and land all the way here?
they will once they annex us
Maybe they'll be better than f*ds
but don't touch the local mayor, or i'll start shooting people
As long as you kill all our leading politicians I am a Czech.
Wtf how did they cross Brazil
Stop calling us when you're drunk.
We're seeing other people.
Fuggg, you can have Cieszyn, just don't take our sea access
Finally we got quality beer!
My region is bigger than your country.
>northern, western, eastern and southern borders of your country
It means, they already taken whole World
>Your reaction?
Feel nice, because it will distract me of thinking of shithole im living in
they would be defeated by average street violence
I would laugh and browse liveleak and bestgore looking for czech being btfo by dutch forces
lmao
I am fine with this if you give me command of at least one Tabor.
finna dab on these checkoslovakians
i surrender
Bohemia we got you back!