Joke

Q.Why do Europoors not tip?
A.Because they are poor

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>american tip system

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Because waiters get paid to wait tables.

Imagine paying someone else's employees for them.

Q. Why do we not tip?
A. Because proper salaries for all employees.

Why do the American cross the road?
Because McDonalds is on the other side

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Q.Why do Americans die?
A.Because the school/office/street shooter kill them!

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LOL laughing at all these butthurt Europoors literally CRYING hahahahha

Q.Why do Americans shit their pants
A.Because they're disguting fat fucks

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>American jokes

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BASED

Yfw mr.noseberg didn't tip you and you have to make due with the 3 dollars you make an hour

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Q. Why do Americans joke?
A. Because they are choked

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What? We do tip my dude

Based
It's also the Olestra. A chemical used in their most popular chips brands, its use has been banned in Canada and the EU because it causes sharting among other problems.

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Q. Why Do Americans wear shoes indoors?
A. Because they can't bend themselves over

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Q. Why are Americans fat?
A. Because they are stupid!

wtf Daehan STOP roasting us

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Q: Why don't Americans tip?
A: Can't tip if you get shot!

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Q. Why are Americans obsessed with anal sex?
A. Because they have no foreskin

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Q: Why don't we tip jannies?
A: Because they do it for free!

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BASED

Who are you talking to stupid zipperhead

Heh. Pretty based

Q. Why do American make money?
A. Because they have no cultures

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(I can't believe I just came to some shitty gook insulting me how sinful)

Fuck why can't I delete this one I'm not gay I swear

Q. Why do Americans have guns?
A. Because America is being gone

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I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you now everyone will think I'm gay

Q. Why are Americans so gay?
A. Because there are black men aka nigger dicks

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are you famous korean comedian this isn't fair

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don't bump this thread!

Q. Why do Americans hate bumping?
A. Because niggers make their ass bump

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10/10 fuck everyone else ITT including OP

Why did the American girl cross the road? To get fucked by a nigger

I keep forgetting that I'm in Vietnam right now and not home in the US.
May as well use this opportunity.

Q Why didn't Americans want to fight in Vietnam?
A Because they'd rather shoot each other