/brit/

>This man WILL sniff your bike seat
t. me

are you the drooling retard that puts the edition in the subject?

Haha just random, bro! There is no God dude COME ON i read it in Vice magazine.

Thats catyank the unironic, non-meme schizophrenic. Takes anti psychotics. Attends community college but LARPs that he goes to uni.

Cape Town Cycle Tour > Giro d'Italia > Tour de France

Debating a fondle of the ol’ rock and molluscs

--------- I've never made a thread on this website and I never will --------- Edition.

Do I look like a Virgin Freak® to you?

Any Archie man in?
youtube.com/watch?v=t5kLeEhGets

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the prostitute friend is telling me how she gets asked by wealthy germans to fly over there and shit on their face

youtube.com/watch?v=3b2jqL0ba9s
my body looks like this lads worried I have klinefelters syndrome

Do not care about the yankoid ecosystem or its native inhabitants

watched this last night, lards
youtu.be/xH-oScnJXB0

hehe, yeah, i'm sure

Literally nothing wrong with taking anti-psychotics. They're not always used for Schizophrenia

Yes FACKERS

Would like the French girl in Harry Potter 4 to fart on my face

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youtube.com/watch?v=yrwJUbbWVdU

Only problem is you can't subscribe to him because he uploads fucking 50 videos per day

Imagine Italians claiming to be white...oh my dayz

Was I talking to you, virgin? Jog on faggot.

is Monica genuinely the name of the lass who poleslaw filmed on the crapper?
does his therapist know?

>yankoid
>-oid = similar to or resembling of
isn't a yankoid literally just a canadian?

Looks like an average skinnyfat t b h. What am I supposed to be seeing here?

body's aching all the time

flabby belly and slight gyno? must be klinefelter's syndrome and not my poor diet and sedentary lifestyle

More of a man than you are
And more of a woman than you'll ever get honey

I knew a sex worker. Her and her partner have just taken up managing a pub up North.

Just broken up with the gf lads

Absolutely crestfallen if I’m honest

Alri Poley
Really though go get laid you spastic case

on boxing day? that's rough

HIV

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hmmm
youtube.com/watch?v=ByDMKKD-EdA

how is schizoleaf so fucking based?

bet she went out "with the girls" for a night out on Christmas Eve

he has an extra girl chromosome
don't understand why he was talking about being anxious and the like as he looks quite normal but turns out they all have small willies too

based

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based paki

>vans
>puma classics
>adidas originals
>nike air force 1s

what do my shoes say about me lads?

me visiting london circa 1985

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Idk why I bother going shopping on Boxing Day
There's never anything good

yeah she is. also the one he relentlessly insulted, threatened and abused yet still assumed her identity as his own. he's an absolute headcase and needs euthanising. he's fucking buffalo bill

you work in a call centre

I NEED A GF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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80s baby

>giving a fuck about sports shoes
it means you're a nigger

aint no grave can hold my body down

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they're fine casual shoes but if they're all you own then you're a runtish child

do you lads have yorkshire pudding with christmas dinner?

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Nike AF1's are the most comfortable sneakers I've ever worn.

No point in owning more than two pairs of footwear

No

we usually do. it's pretty good with gravy

ha ha yeah
fucking SOY!

i like this guy

Unbased and bluepilled
Based and redpilled

Of course

didn't imply anything of the like

deano lite

everything schizo posts screams autism.

the family-friendly prime-time bbc 1 sitcom gf

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>Total Notional Traded: 518.5242 XBT

Coinlets can't relate

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might post a pic of my little mate

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I was mocking the idea you were mocking
agreeing with you

show arsehole

if you're having beef for your christmas dinner, sure
otherwise no

youtube.com/watch?v=oycSMLzu_Sk

lol

Never owned a pair of Adidas I liked

alri

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well?
twitter.com/SuperDeeZee/status/1076252106460409861

i have a pair of adidas trainers that are mad comfy

Asia Bibi, a Pakistani Christian, spent Christmas Day under armed guard and in hiding. Her plight is one further torment for a mother of five whose conviction for blasphemy was overturned by Pakistan’s Supreme Court in October. She had languished no less than eight years in prison, most of that time in solitary confinement, awaiting execution by hanging for the simple act of drinking water from a Muslim neighbour’s cup and thereby purportedly “contaminating” it.

decided to convert to islam lads

are you ginger?

I been down on bended knee talkin to da man from galilee

such a wonderful culture. we definitely should be inviting more of it into this country. if you disagree you're an evil racist!

love hearing guys on here brag about pulling as if its some really complex achievement

Obese LARPing schizo

Mate with the amount of bridges we've crossed at this point I think its fair to say I'm about as far from a LARP act as it gets.
Nice micropenis by the way you fucking disgusting freak.

Jews were black
Aztecs were black
Greeks were black
Vikings were blacks

Thoughts on this?

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Ancient Indians were also black

paki virgin

sneering at poleaboo calling everyone on the /britfeel/ radio a bigot when he's a racist paki

Harder to believe people not pulling desu
90% of the time it feels like it just happens.
Don't understand the people who obsess over the "science" of it either. Never once seen a PUA type come across as anything but foolish

shut up you boring fat larping cunt

Kifflom

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Alri Chad

he's an unlikeable prick and now everyone knows

Whats up you fucking spasticated london paki shitskin