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rate my pups
best hoi4 nation lads
anime
wonder what it's like to be peng or interact with a peng person instead of that i'm just gnep :(
Me? Once did a drunken backflip at a house party on a trampoline with the netting around it and landed outside of the netting on the little blue space that goes around.
Confused myself for about 30 seconds
I love nigger culture
disgusting rodents. would stamp on their heads given the chance
paki twat
cute as
and id smack your skull in with a golf putter
sue
>Yorkshire puddings only go with beef!
>i want to thank you for the great time we had together
>however i thought about us these days and sadly i don't think that it will work out between us
>i don't feel that we are so compatible
last message from her lads
lmao those chains are just too much
better to have loved and lost etc
tightsmas
>no worries can i get a picture of your tits to show my internet mates on an anonymous anime enthusiast forum i post on
in other words i want chad instead
survived another christmas lads wahey
Cooking my own Christmas dinner lads after yesterday's debacle at my sisters when I had to eat stuffed squash. Started drinking already with a huge Southern Comfort and coke. The oven is just heating up for the prime turkey crown and I'll start preparing the roast potatoes soon. anyone want to come over?
Name a language and I will spend 50 hours studying it. First post wins.
danish
White girls are made for Big Black Cock.
Saying what you've done is hardly doxxing yourself unless you're already semi-famous already.
Latin
finnish
Id literally rather fuck a qt twink then even look at a white woman anymore
I think im gay now lads
and nigger white women did it
Damn, alright. Onsk mig held og lykke
can we wank together?
Are you playing retarded on purpose? Not 3 days ago someone was in here being reported to the police. Get a grip, and stop being a fucking idiot.
What did you lads get for Christmas?
have fun Lauren, get in touch with your roots
Catholicism is the most aesthetic religion.
me but i dont eat meat (will suck you off though)
why are japs so evil
took your time to hatpost me
and look you soyposted me instead
you wee jobby
*comes up behind you while you're working on the stove and kisses you on the neck*
smells amazing x
sipping on dragon stout 2 2 spliff that's an average night
love the whiff of poo you get when youre shagging a girl doggystyle
Unironically would if I could, that sounds delicious.
unironically got some games for switch
>implying your country wasnt literally build on whale blubber and blood
ummm hipocrate much?
>Id literally rather fuck a qt twink then even look at a white woman anymore
>I think im gay now lads
>and nigger white women did it
HATE it
used to do it with someone who did not do a good job of cleaning up
you ok mate?
when you've not smoked weed for a few months you really do start to notice how pathetic and pointless it is literally the only people who will disagree with this are stoner babbies that unknowingly live in denial
mogged
whereabouts in birkenhead are you located?
im like 6 points higher on the 1/10 scale than this guy but ok
I can certainly see why someone would be embarrassed to put a name behind posts such as this one
white women are the niggers of white people
Oh bless.
>Amy Schumer experiences morning sickness from her pregnancy that is so extreme she has to pull over on the side of the road to vomit
>look how grown up i am!
that's not that extreme
if you have to vomit you'd normally pull over wouldn't you
That's how she started.
weed is only good smoked once in a while. smoking it on the reg is for fucking chumps
SOMEONE PUT HIS DICK IN HER?!
>Southern Comfort and coke
Fucking cowards...
need a petite brown ting
I have a nintendo Switch and I'm as far from a soyboy as they come, aside from liking cuck porn.
looks pretty similar to my gf
says the meat eater.
fuck off nigger
So basically, you can't prove that you've contributed more to humanity than Pewds has.
looks like gina valentina
this + having a black stepson
seriously, how is killing a poxy whale any different than a cow or a chicken
John Marston: Albannach
Arthur Morgan: Cymro
Celts make the best gaming protagonists
any footy on today lads?
orthodox shits on it
Not that I want to continue this line of discussion, but you've still failed to refute a single thing I said and are now just attacking my personage, which is irrelevant. What was it I said in particular that rubbed you the wrong way?
>Just dox yourself!
Tut
>soon every /brit/ poster will be craving a paki t-gf
Can't wait
vile
Dave
shut the fuck up
not a hairy paki bloke in a dress though lol
ugh don’t know if I should just go out tonight or call it off and stop in and watch lotr
thoughts?
we're conditioned to think killing farm animals by the millions is perfectly fine.
id watch lotr with you, not in a gay way tho
walked to that tower but couldn't be bothered to go up
ANY FOOTY ON TODAY LADS??
no one will because you're a bloke
cos they're endangered and the meat is toxic (mercury n stuff)
the old willer is hard
Because we weren't killing chickens and cattle to the brink of extinction.
go out for me lad, im working tomorrow
so did ur nan
the GOAT of all time
shut the fuck up
we're doing the same to multiple other species via industrial farming. so not that different.