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who /comfy/ here

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literally me right now

>VĚK SLOVENSKY

vek

thinking bout u bby

>muh ottoni
>muh food
>muh total war

I want to dye

it's fun!

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tfw no gf

I often do this

don't dye

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tfw no AC

tfw no gf

tfw no bf

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i want to stick my tongue into a vagina

it's dirty in there tho

my room is cold and I have a runny nose now bc my mum left my window open to let some air in
You guys are my only form of amusement right now
I'm checking this thread every half an hour just to break the monotony of studying and it makes me wanna die

Sounds good, but that smell and taste…

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that's the best part

idk, I never tasted one h-haha

What about cheating? Use micro headphones or some shit. Paper cheatlists are good, but not really suited for an exam

pee is stored in the balls

I too, but as expcted it tastes like rotten fish.

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that's not true, I'm a doctor
t. doctor

oh ok

wut?
so you tasted one or not?

>less than a week to find a gf
alright, now at this point I'll take anyone

I have 20 days until the first kolokvij (semi-exam) I'll manage to learn it by then but right now I'm feeling like shit
cheating is basically impossible

No, I didn't.

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>cheating is basically impossible
Everyone says so
>20 days
Put your studies aside and get some sleep

i heard it tastes like salted snot

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god dammit what thell did they do to Claire in REmake 2

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I have awaken.

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yu dongeddit
if I fail this I'm basically out of medschool and also out of uniZg as a whole
>Everyone says so
I'm not risking expulsion bc of my lazyness
it tastes like licking rusty coins

your med degree wont help you in the upcomming societal collapse

at least ada is hot

>licking rusty coins
Not so bad

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why are you licking rusty coins?

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>he doesn't lick all his pocket change

I don't usually
it's just how I imagine rusty coins would taste I guess

>licking coins that have been touched by people
what the fuck is wrong with slavs

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nah fug this, I'm out

good night

come back

i think i got rused, i licked an old coin and it tastes like nothing

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>in high school
>week long trip at a forest resort
>drinking with classmates
>girl makes a bet with me
>she paints my nails on one hand
>have to keep them like this for a week after the trip
>get home
>dad sees painted nails
>slaps me and calls me a queer
>takes my pc
>doesn't believe me when i tell him
h-haha

enjoy your aids

>magyar spooped by some coin licking
it has to be a rusty coin, not just old. Copper and zinc salts should have some taste

post your belly

balkanoids are so fucking poor they eat coins lmao

tfw no ottoni

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I eat your mom pussy

No, it is ugly.

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doing a sad

why fren

heh, my dad still has his Kampfgruppen unifrom at home

I miss her

Same, my dad stll keep his KGB parade unifrom.

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have to go to work tomorrow

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F

taking a massive shit after the guests left was the only worthwhile part of my day

How do I get a gf?

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Just be yourself

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You become the gf

buy one

pic up a girl in a disco/club and fuck her good, so she wants to meet you again

do you like girls with hairy arms?

move to Iceland

explain

dear lord

Does not work.
Can't.
That'd be a slave.
I'm not allowed in any disco/club. Too ugly.
I like her, pic related.
Explain.

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reported to antifa

Slave = Slav

do you like france ?

no
now fuck off macron

let them come

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No. Slavic women are goddesses therefore not slaves.
If you have slavic women=yes
If you do not have slavic women=no

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I like the Pâtisseries

no 1938 never forget also Macron keeps talking shit about us

im a gilet jaune :)

i love mommy !
twitter.com/PoklonskayaNV/status/1077429272606920705

based and redpilled

dont know what you mean but nice trips

well, I made a trip through France last year
I liked it there

I mean your betrayal

post it Ivan

it annoys me somewhat. I don't really hate it tho

Natalia is an used divorced single mom old hag.
Poklonskaya is the very definition of a trash woman.

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my dogs farts smell like hydrogen sulfide

Do you feed them with meat?

so do yours

her face just isnt cute. she looked cuter even in re2s fmvs.

yes

That's what makes them gassy, feed them with proper dog's food, dummy

last night in Litva