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>British
>culture

As-salamu alaykum

I wonder what Gary Lineker is sperging out about today.

gf is getting too skinny so I'm going to impregnate her

British culture?
No such thing anymore.
Your country is a joke filled with pakis and negroes

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I'm a Gaelic Pagan
I honour the horned god by reading Finnegan's Wake over and over in an endless cycle

I'M ACTING!!!!!

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it is a good plan tbqh

Men and women are physically and mentally adapted to different social roles

You're an interesting character
I wanna study you under laboratory conditions

miss are geoffers

this but unironically

give it a bloody rest

the gf

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fascinating

love provoking schizoleaf with petty insults. its great fun. just reply to any of his posts calling him a fat cunt or something. go on try it. he cant help himself by replying sincerely.

>Oh my gucciness hey everyone

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The UK is finished.

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Love the rain.
Wish it rained more here haha

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the gf

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finnegans wake? more like finnegans put me to sleep again

'ate wogs
'ate pakis
'ate frogs
'ate krauts
'ate the eu
'ate tories
'ate the souf
'ate poofs
'ate yanks
'ate pikeys

love the norf
love labour
love her maj
love ingerland

Simple as.

thoughts?

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British culture is omniculture. All cultures ar represented in our rainbow nation. Each as valid as the next.

I'm gonna try this now lads. I hope it's good

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need a go her her chebs

Why were the Britons so easily BTFO'd

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There he goes again, right off the bat.

Your country is full of Arabs and negroes as well though

>give it a bloody rest

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have you lads ever wanked to a book?

werent unified

muhammad tell your paki cousins to stop raping everything that moves in the UK.
You bunch of paki goatfuckers.

It's hardly provocation when he desperately seeks abuse from others like some fetishist

queen gets her christmas stuff from there x

love tummys

>love her maj
stopped reading there
that does it for me lad
you are good
simple as

The fucking STATE of it

Comfiest romance anime of the past several years

Prove me wrong

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You were saying you hated niggers a few threads ago and now you're fawning over quadroon milkers. Get a grip lad

fuck off you fat-arsed dick-head

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Reminder that the Iliad and the Odyssey are white man's tales

>In the Homeric epics, Menelaus the king of the Spartans is, together with some other Greek leaders, portrayed as blond. Other blond characters in the Homeric poems are Peleus, Achilles, Patroclus, Meleager, Agamede, and Rhadamanthys.

Watching Jimmy Bond instead.

i've wanked to a lara croft fanfic before
which you could turn into a book if you were so inclined

love just saying "virgin" or something directed at no one and watching him get upset like a puppet dancing around on my strings

weak celtic genes vs CHAD ANGLO STOCK

who is she? moar

Tribes would betray one another constantly

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Go get laid you incel mong

That's not me dick head
my gid you're so stupid it actually makes me angry
I don't get to talk to retards often, they're not in my social circle, I'm ill prepared to deal with you

imagine finding this beast attractive

im having lobster tonight

>the benefits of being a METALLICA fan club member

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back in 2009ish the parents bought us a bloody nintendo wii and we were given Quantum of Solace as one of the games
fuck me it was shite

best game on the wii is wii sports and it's fucking free

Just shut the fuck up and put a rope around your neck you obsessed fucking autistic freak.

Celtic genes were made for bbc

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Paki in a dress

Some fitties in the audience for the Royal Institution Christmas lectures.

You and I both know that doesn't happen shitskin. Nice LARP act though.

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Got the wife to lose weight
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>those fucking bookmarks
>that fucking taskbar
>those tabs
>r/Hearthstone

I can literally smell you from here

>Grandpatallica in the 21st century
Tell us about the coleslaw

fuck off emmett

shh shh quiet now

jean claude tarquinne

hes seething lmao

>having individual boards bookmarked
>dark edgelord theme
>having words for your bookmarks even though the icons should make it obvious
>having things pinned to your taskbar and not just pressing windows and typing in the name of literally anything
>having the cortana icon on there too
>not using the small taskbar instead of the stupid boxy one

many levels of clueless plebeian here amer

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>it's a "schizoleaf and schizobrit arguing for 500 posts" episode
Oh gee I love these.

tfw 30 year old kissless virgin

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Any fellow fat boys here

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the obsession is real

>British culture

Beans with eggs, tea, rotten teeth and monocle.

Kill yourself, British scum, you and all your disgusting diaspora.

virgin freak

me heading to the offy about to transform into a big massive truck

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30?!
wtf hope that was a typo

Did you finnaly figure out what a larp is or are you just saying this as a reflex like virgin?

>having both notepad and notepad++ in quick access
????????!!!

>rotten teeth
no?

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How is that even possible?

can we have a strawpoll to confirm if anybody here actually likes schizo
it'll feed his ego and lay the mystery to rest in one feel swoop

LARP virgin obsessed neck yourself kiddo

free (You):

emmett is a fat frightened twat

Not here buddy.
But I know that's your problem, cause you've admitted to me in the past.
We gonna go over this again? I'd really rather not.

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pipe down virgo

*boards your treasure ships*
*steals your gold*
grassy ass pour favour amigo

yeah can I get a pint of san miguel and a glass of red for the missus?
chop chop ya dozy dogo

How do you get to that stage, fucking hell

i wish it was a typo
i have no social life