Do you remember the day when you found out, that you can pull up and down the skin on your peepee?

Do you remember the day when you found out, that you can pull up and down the skin on your peepee?
Me? I was shitting and boringly researching my peepee, and found out that skin is lighlty moving, I pulled it completely, at first, I was afraid that I did something bad, and put skin back. I didn't say anything to my parents with hope that it will be good. Next time I was surprised when doctor in the kindergarten did the same with my peepee on my first penis inspection.

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Isn't being a fag in russia punishable by death? You shouldn't be so obsessed with cocks, the fsb is watching.

Oh, I see you're circumcised since you're american.

>on my first penis inspection.
I usually skipped these back in school cause it was yuck
Most guys did the same thing

>tfw no peepee
why even live

Yes I remember pulling out the foreskin for first time, I did it because my mother tell me to do that to avoid diseases

Same here.
Except it was almost mandatory for me in the USA, since they dock points for being uncircumcised (totally unfair).
I skipped whenever possible (with a written note, of course), otherwise I would've been held back, fined, etc.

>Do you remember the day when you found out, that you can pull up and down the skin on your peepee?
N-no...

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HAHAHA
Wonderful burn.

How did you lose your peepee?

I found out when I was like 16. I now have phimosis.

It must be some kind of weird mutation because I was born without one :(

>since they dock points for being uncircumcised
This is bait right

Are you a qt trap ??

same but I was 17

Post the place where is peepee supposed to be. I'm medic.

How horrifying!
How do you pee?

yes, a trap without peepee
n-no, everyone's going to bully me for not having a willy :(
Sitting!, its horrible! I could enjoy the art of peeing standing but nooo, I have to settle with peeing as a subhuman!, this is nightmare I tell you

Jesus, imagine the amount of dick cheese

Casate conmigo

How tall are you?
If you are somewhat tall you may be able to hide your lack of a peepee better, but if you are short you may have to stuff your pants

I shower and wash my dick every day m8. No smegma

kek

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Shortly after my firs erectionssl.

I was touching my hard dick in the shower and decided to pull the sking back as much as i could