/brit/

has moni posted here today since the britfeel radio

*pushes you to the floor*

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Coyotes always in my fucking back yard at night

German Shepherd always tries to run out and kill them to protect me but I don’t want her possibly getting rabies, not sure what laws are regarding shooting them. Think they have to be attacking me.

Any /outindundeebyyourselvescauseyou'requitelonely/ man in?

the virgin freak Netflix user
the CHAD torrenter

cheddar men were vastly superior to the pasty wh*toids that currently inhabit the british isles

youtu.be/nrWZi7bGliQ

SOMEBODY, STOP HIM

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caried them. have you not read asterix?

i could build stonehenge singlehanded if i had enough time
would be very muscley by the end of it haha

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You'd have no chance, I'd send your jaw into the stratosphere and you'll come back down spouting flat earth conspiracies due to CTE

I am not white

For me it’s the inbetweeners

Those rocks couldnt be carried you virgin FREAK

Lads

Does anybody else find that looking into peoples eyes is physically difficult?

Like, It's not possible to actually look into both of their eyes at the same time. I can only focus on one eye. Is this normal?

i bet that netflix vf has a macbook too

wow never thought i'd find another inbetweeners fan on this site

DUDE boxing & mma bro LMAO

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hello 1997 fags

Yeah, woke up at 3pm

I won, not much to discuss

true /brit/ feel from american

you should get your mental health czeched out

Can't imagine being that weak

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Any Frenchmen in?

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shut up you weirdo
stop treating /brit/ as your agony aunt

did you answer how the colesaw got into your mouth?

never left my cuntry lads

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>hey user can you send me that via airdrop?
>erm

*whips out samsung galaxy*

>i-i c-can send it y-you via p2p or bluetooth
>ewww no chad has an iphone, i'll ask him instead xx

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henlo frens
I was sad but now I'm fine

*hugs whoever wants to hug me back*

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Just bought a samsung galaxy J3 (2017) lads

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you leave moni alone you scumbag

>can you send me that via airdrop

your virginity is GLOWING in this post

SHELTERED FUCKING FREAK
POSTING IN /BRIT/ DOESN'T COUNT AS TRAVELLING
FUCK OFF TO YOUR OWN THREAD

i post here literally once a week the fact that you track my posts is tragic

When Chris Benoit cripple crossfaced his wife and kids they blamed it on steroids.. but the real reason was CTE

These aren't brains, they're mushrooms before and after being cooked.

any virgin freak man in?

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Thats what I thought t b h. But he looks like a skinny manlet and she is thick.

ever see these
youtube.com/watch?v=Re-9JfNoLAc

the proto gf just sent me a GB of nudes via airdrop!

absolutely SEETHING

*waits 15 minutes for a show to torrent while his birds vag dries up*

imagine basing purchasing choices on what will impress women
pathetic

Never used airdrop in my life because I'm not a starving African or a Zog Cog

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>proprietary standards

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such a virgin freak way of thinking
a certain phone is going to make or break anything you little freak

bet you've spend loads of money on all these gadgets to impress people and still get 0 girls lmao

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Went to 2 pubs to look for girls but it was literally only cocks so i went home and got drunk lads you alri

baseriat en rodpilled

no point of livng in this country no point at all

2 options here:
1. live in london pursue a career, never be able to afford a home for a family so have to trade off between an hour commute from a soulless commuter town in order to have children or living a childless existence in what was originally a council flat.

OR

2. live in the irredeemable wasteland that is the rest of the UK, where career opportunities are stunted, lifestyle revolves around retail parks and everything is decrepid due to central government neglect.

Would much rather just do an ol' emigration.

don't obfuscate here, you're just too stupid to understand technology. If your date's prospect hangs in the balance over what cloud system you use then clearly theres nothing else on offer lmfao

>he has a frog folder

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yeah because every time i see your flag, it's some soppy beta shit begging for advice

cringe lord

imagine what mick foleys brain looks like

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any lawman harassing my family in

>Went to 2 pubs to look for girls
big yikes

That's why I watch other people fight instead of doing it myself.

*hugs you anyways*

I'm going to watch deadpool 2 now. I tried watching on christmas eve, by suddenly a naked woman appeared in the movie. my grandmother gasped beside me. then I had to switch it to Johny English Strikes Back.

>but i've got an iphone and a netflix subscrisption babe
>why won't you shag me? PLEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEE

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Kirk Douglas is still alive

*punches you to the dome and towers over you*
Oh yeah, what now son?

>he doesn't

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>Went to 2 pubs to look for girls
based

fucking HOWLING at all these torrent VFs

>hey user, can i use your PC?
>y-yeah i-it runs linux and has 256mb encryption, FUCK micro$oft

this >chad got an iphone?
>k , why the fuck are you still talking to me cunt

you go near the ranch again
there's gonna be problems
and i won't be polite

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party party

gf and I are doing this soon

Imagine thinking a bird would turn down a handsome lad (me) because he uses a samsung not an iphone

You must be out of your fucking bird on braincel cope

>hey user turn on netflix and we can watch game of thrones and you can fuck me after ;))

>s-sorry I dont have netflix I only use TempleOS text based internet and the language is in Aramaiec but I can switch to Klingon if you want and I'll check piratebay and weave through all the child porn to find the episode for you, download will take 60 minutes if theres enough seeds

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Put your trip back on shitmeat.

>256mb
>mb
lmao that would be some hardcore encryption

is gibi a normie lads?

Want to put my mobile phone in a birds minge and then call it and have a conversation

I don't do the good cop bad cop thing, you talk to me like a man or we won't be talking at all.

>BUT LOOK IT'S AN IPHONE
>YOUR BOYFRIEND ONLY HAS AN ANDROID
>WHY AREN'T YOU SHAGGING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>my love-life DEPENDS on whether I have an iphone or not

If you watch TV you are thick

dave

femanon here i strictly only fuck boys that have OSx. Android users are gross xx

Leave it on for background noise but I do still worry that it's sending out some brainwashing frequencies sometimes yes
It's a thing, it exists

>iPhone

UGH SHAPE AE THAT

>you talk to me like a man
but I'm a woman

nothing sets off the virgin freaks like saying birds don't like torrenting

small brain:
netflix or other pay-for-view services

middle brain:
torrent

big brain:
duckduckgoing 'watch [filmname]'

>hey user can you send me that via airdrop?
>erm

*whips out a nigger*

>oh jamal, your chocolate skin and big muscles are so fucking hot!!

They might not like torrenting but they love sucking my dick and licking my arsehole so i dont give a fuck