/brit/

please do, ideally permanently migrating if you can

You’ll be out of your element if you aren’t educated in history. I have a degree in history and even I get tripped up at times.

>”maining” a Jow Forums board
Replace that voice in the back of your head with a bullet

I want to put my face in Emma Watson’s butt as she farts.

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halal snack pack nice

Playing mass effect 3

youtube.com/watch?v=gz-TUzjSXOw
didn't know thailad was on louis theroux's show

he's a character that bloke

Cool game series, you been gaming long?

>not a paddy but I do enjoy paddy tunes

haha nice try Eamon O'Donovan

really grim stuff, do you know anyone like him?

Cozy

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>when Emma Watson is wearing tights and you’re sniffing her ass and then she farts

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Funny how cock is used in so many words but it also means willy
Don't see the same for casual words for women's parts.

End this gimmick

could be swayed into getting into egoism, but what's in it for me?

in america fanny means bum
cunt is used for lots of stuff

I'm a lifelong gamer.

BUS WANKERS

cockamamie
ballcock
cocksure
I could go on for days.

life's a game if you think about it ergo we are all gamers

What? When is cunt ever used in a non-vulgar manner? You’re tripping.

You a lifer?

you're like a mississippi mud pie

Sir my cock-a-leekie is FAR too salty

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I don't but you occasionally see the types on the street. Tbf though as long as they're both happy, I don't know what the ratio is exactly but it's extremely noticeable how many women there are here compared to blokes. There's a huge excess of lonely 35+ y/o women desperate for a husband, it's usually not about cash and visa like most people think.

It’s technically super informal in ausnz but not extremely vulgar like it is here

am mentally a midget

poo willy bum
arse wank fart
willy wank poo
bum poo fart
wank arse willy
poo
poo
poo
poo
poo
willy

cuntree, the science name for places like ireland or america

t. Napoleon

it’s nice to know there’s always someone dumber than you
an entire country in fact

Let us not waste our time in idle discourse! Let us do something, while we have the chance! It is not every day that we are needed. Not indeed that we personally are needed. Others would meet the case equally well, if not better. To all mankind they were addressed, those cries for help still ringing in our ears! But at this place, at this moment of time, all mankind is us, whether we like it or not. Let us make the most of it, before it is too late! Let us represent worthily for once the foul brood to which a cruel fate consigned us! What do you say? It is true that when with folded arms we weigh the pros and cons we are no less a credit to our species. The tiger bounds to the help of his congeners without the least reflection, or else he slinks away into the depths of the thickets. But that is not the question. What are we doing here, that is the question. And we are blessed
in this, that we happen to know the answer. Yes, in this immense confusion one thing alone is clear.

Jesus at the Tesco self checkout

I swear to fuck this said “am actually a midget”. Where the fuck did “mentally” come from?

Extremely bizarre.

Warm down here today

Might buy some Christmas lollies now that they're on special

I'm alive and in good spirits

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what the fuck are crows

caw
caw
caaaaaaaaaaw

why wouldn't you be alive?

I want to smell Emma Watson’s asshole. I wonder what her asshole smells like.

learn when to fuck off mate (fuck off)

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Turns out i'm from the norf

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>67.8%
Dios mio

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*combs greased up hair in the mirror while smoking a cigarette as youtu.be/pMFgdcpZe5w plays*

hmmm yummeh

Who's this Nordic man?

Why is it always Aust*alians and New Z*alanders who cry over Japan's fair whaling?

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How do I get a qt gf?

Rest is all European you dumb cunt

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k

breakfast of champions

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Fuck off. Whaling in this day and age is just as barbaric and subhuman as eating dogs.

never understood how people felt safe giving away their DNA to companies
literally just look at your family tree lmao wtf are you doing kiddos

keep improving yourself and the qts come naturally

reckon benedict cumberbatch is freaking out what happened to kevin spacey and knows he's next

am the niggest here

Family tree in the New World isn't straight forward, plus not everyone knows their great-grandparents and beyond

because you chinky cunts do it near our waters

hey what are you doing up this early during christmas lad? me, I'm off to work for toilberg even though it's holidays

Bentdick Cucumberpatch

lads!

twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1078035985877946370?s=19

That I may not be so, nor thou belied,
Bear thine eyes straight, though thy proud heart go wide.

love waking up early simple as x

hope this shitstabber gets killed

it's not that simple. why do you like waking up early?

I to lick Emma Watson’s stinky anus and maybe get a bit of mustard on my tongue.

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For me personally, it's occult magic

why do brits let goblinos create their generals?

give us a quick rundown lad

>hope this shitstabber gets killed

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And do we have any ceremonial magic man in today?

for me, it's all about blood magic

business idea: remake The Grinch into The Cringe and feature normal yanks doing mundane everyday stuff

did an all-nighter and now i wake up early by myself

/brit/ is and always has been an Aleister Crowley general

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Crowley
Regardie

I am fucking massive

>go on hilo and ask them a question
>first thing they mention is that they smoked a fat doobie recently
i really hope they're being ironic

my mother is a virgin lads

Any lads tried Ceremonial magic to lose virginity? Any rituals?

fuck off

alright jesus

I am 1/64th anglo

mum has a bottle with some paper in it in the fridge
she says it’s to set a curse on someone

Why did you greentext that? Why couldn't you have just said "I went on hilo and asked them a question and the first thing they mentioned is that they smoked a fat doobie recently"?

calm down josie you're always such a downer

Whats a ceremonial ritual i can do to grow my virginity back then? i want to be a virgin freak again