** user, you are so modest, tell me something funny **

** user, you are so modest, tell me something funny **

Your action?

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Okay sweaty I'll tell you a joke. Russia.
AHAHHAHAHAAH

Out of my face non-hittite whore

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Q. Why does the american put his shoes in the fridge?
A. BECAUSE HE'S GETTING SHOT!!!!

I'm not here to entertain you.

- So? I'm ready to hear joke. What are you waiting for? You are so shy user

- Ayyy mohamed don't look on me. user from Austrlia please beat him

- Wow, user, that was... rude. You are so manly

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I know, sweety
Wanna shag?

>mohammed

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Holocausr

- Fie! Clean your mouth petit garçon!

- Why did you invite me then?

- user... my great grandpa died there...

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I don't know, I'm bored. And don't really want to talk. Let's go watch movie, they showing Goddard in our local cinema.

* takes a breath *
- user, you are a strange person yeah? Always listening your *dark* music. You have very heavy sight, has someone told you that? Don't be silent, tell me story.

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- user, my mother don't allow me to go to cimena with unknown boys. I want to eat that cake, please order it for me *smiling at you*

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Kak nazyvayetsya ne tolstyy amerikanets?
Mechta

Pardon my Russian

Isn't things are more exciting when you do it without permission? Here's your cake, we going when your finished.

- Wow, what did just sayd? Blah-blah-khrvrshdsf what it was? You are strange... user

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* finishing eating cake *
- Oy, user, i need to go. I said my mom, that i'll return to home at 8pm

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Okay, bye.

Fuck off 3D whore
Waifu is eternal thots are not

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Fuck, this chick is hot and my willy is hard and ready

I have a joke. Bear walks in the forest and sees a car burning. So, he sits in a car and burns!

She's not tho

Well, yea, just cute
>inb4 she's not

Russians girls love French bvlls

That is funny

- Bye, thank you for dinner.

- Wow, user, you have mind problems. You need to find real girl. Have you ever kissed girl?

- Fie! Did the bear die?

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The fuck is wrong with Autists who LARP like that on Jow Forums. So far I have seen The trio of gay autists:Japanese, Portuguese and French LARP as homo francophiles, as well as the Italian autist who larp as a princess of Italy plus on top of that all the Nordic countries who larp as faggots. How the fuck do you go to bed at night telling yourself you spent a chunk of your day larping as a faggot or as a female on Jow Forums

Isnt she Russian?

I don't know, there's something very unpleasant with her, I bet she's very very narcissistic and you don't want to deal with these people, they are awful to hang out to.

No :/

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I have a poem.

Ones a hare
Met a bear
He was scared
Unprepeared

Show me your fememenine benis or gtfo, I am a big gay.

Will you help me to make an escape to life?

Cute

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