/m&m/

/m&m/ stands for /Mashriq/ + /Maghreb/
Death to /MENA/

Prev: throwback to levant mutt edition

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I can't actually cope with being a mutt no matter how hard I try....

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You're just an Irano-Semetic mutt. So not that much of a mutt. Not really so bad.

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How are you, my friends shitskins?

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really? I feel I'm the end product of a thousand civilizations that have had cum dumped into the region. Iranian, Semite, Greek, Roman, Mongol, Khaleeji, Kurd, etc

i can't cope with not being a SUMERIAN AKKADIAN SEMITE MASTERRACE WITH 100% PURE BLOOD.

what about you? you emiratis lived secluded although some of you mixed with nigger slaves and pajeet traders.

not too well. yourself?

Very well. Why are not you doing well? A cute girl left you?

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>Why are not you doing well?
i am in the midst of an existential and identity crisis. i am also a young shitskin so that may also be the case that i am a retard.

>A cute girl left you?
i havent texted a girl in 2 years.

but glad to hear you are doing well

I am also in the middle of an identity crisis. Do not worry, it'll be ok ... Tell yourself there will always be worse than us, like the Poles for example

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hey thanks brother. Are you nafri?

I'll give you my estimation as an Emirati. I think about 85% of the people (Emiratis) here are of arab origin. Arabs from here, Oman, Saudi Arabia, Yemen and Socotra. And then 10% are Persian Iranians (Ajam). 5% are Baloch. Les than 1% are Minabis/Minawis. There are a lot blacks too but I'll just count them as arabs. All these people are Emiratis because they were living here before the country got independent and thus they got citizenship when the country did get independent. And not to mention that in our grandparents generation, a lot of men married women from Egypt, Jordan and India. Not my grandparents though. At this point though every Emirati is more or less a local arab because the government has been working on integrating everyone here. But this is all just basically 12% of the people living here. Because the rest of the country is foreigners that don't have citizenship.

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I am 1/4 nafri why?

just wondering, 3/4 what?

yeah i am aware.

Are emirati girls thots? or are they controlled hard while the males do degen shit? Have you heard of a foreigner marrying an emirati girl?

>unironically having an "identity crisis"

kek. subhuman retards. Off yourselves.

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fuck you pajeet. you don't know what its like

Never heard of a foreigner marrying a local girl. Emirati women are not thots. There are a lot of endorsed social norms and expectations here.

1/4 german, 2/4 French

Tell me what it is like

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i see. It seems the money has not denigrated your women so thats ok i guess.

Fuck you, you do not know what it's like to be a shitskin in a country that is not yours and have no place to go

damn thats alot of wh*teoid admixture I feel bad for you.

hmm, i'll just say that it leaves a man with no purpose or higher ideals to look forward to. you can't even sit back and enjoy the ride because you are sitting on a spiked rod.

Doesn't Wikipedia say it's 40-ish % of ajam, 3eemy btw

Imagine being influenced by this persian rug weaving forum enough to refer to yourself, your parents and your people as shitskins. Have some self respect

Remember that you are where you came from but not where you're going. It's ultimately up to you how you want to live your life. Get a hobby (aside from shitposting).

Imagine being so delusional to think you're not a shitskin.

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> not where you're going
but where am i going? to hell i hope. its all shit and worthless and i feel i've been cucked hard. not even trying to be nihilistic just fact of life

> Poles
> Shitskin

You are a shitskin like us, my brother :)

Maybe I should take your word for it since you're extremely familiar with the color of shit, what with you cleaning toilets 24/7

kek

This was nice.

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So you can now tell me who are these guys
a.uchi.moe/mtpnvf.mp4

and link me more songs like this.

I've been to France twice. If you're Moroccan you should be good. because there is an established Moroccan community there. Stick with them and you should feel at home.

well that's vague

Wait are you an Emirati 3eemy? wtf are you doing in Japan bro? Studying? Also I didn't find the 40% article you were talking about. But there is no way it is 40%. I think if you count in the Baloch, Persians/Iranians, Arabs from Iran, Blacks, Yemenites, the % will be 20-ish. So I don't know what this is supposed to be.

Good post

Subhumans are figuring out /m&m/ is the new /mena/ :/

kek

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Probably Al Qaeda judging from the flag. And this sounds like a shit Jihadi song. Here is a good fire mix-tape sounding Jihadi song instead:
youtube.com/watch?v=-CoB2oNRS-w

Nah just a holiday, also it was "400,000 Persian speakers". I have no idea how I equated that with the actual number of 3yam.

There is still a lot of shit to clean in Iraq.

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Oh ok that makes sense now. Because we do have a lot of Iranians living here on top of the Ajami Emiratis. So that makes sense.

You'd know that toilet cleaner

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This is bad. Those from Iraq vids are the best.
But most of these videos got deleted from youtube. a.uchi.moe/rhwvru.mp4

>1/4 German
>2/4 French
>1/4 Nafri
>Shitskin

are your grandparent really native German and French or Lassana and Boateng with french and german nationality ?
or you are a filthy wh*toid wannabe shitskin to feel swag and oppressed and thug ?

These vids are sad

sad but at the same time satisfying to see americans getting blown up.

Give me more pole bro I have a collection of these

Are you the Iranian in Poland?

I don't think these are Americans being blown up. Pretty sure much of em are Iraqis. But Americans being blown up isn't sad of course.

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My grandfather (Algerian) married a German living in France and my father married a French

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were you raised a muslim with influences of Algerian culture?

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No, I am an atheist. But I respect Islam

bro nigger really? thats 07 footage of the shia militias fighting. I'm pretty sure the "new" iraqi army didn't get any m1 abrahams till after the US left.

except that this wasn't my question since i already knew this
anyway are you still in school or you have a job ?

I am a student in mathematics and finance. I do not want to give too much detail about my life. And you, what is your job?

i work at a factory where we rotate bananas to this form
you know that the real form of bananas is this " I " , and we make it this way " ( "

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fucking white scum

Serious? How much do you earn ?

i do it for free
i'm a good dude who help humanity

KESHEEEEEE
REWRITO SHIIIIIIITTTTT
youtube.com/watch?v=ORe7gt-mY14

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>watching the non brotherhood version

Why do you waste your time like this?

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Reminder that there is no god but Jalel Brick and i am his messenger(here)
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because back then it's all my little niglet ass had to watch after school and it had a great original plot and got tier ost.
a little bit of trivia
in France the premium channel Canal + introduced anime to mainstream audience with shows such as Noir, Monster, Eva, Gto, Excel Saga... it was a big deal because they aired during the "clear hours" of the channel meaning non subscibers could watch with the most based host in the history of television.
youtu.be/tN5sAykSNq4
he is my inspiration in life and my dad figure

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57th for fuck Maghrebi and Khaleeji dogs

did you watched Arslan Senki a.k.a the best anime in history ?

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>tfw no maghrebi or saudi husband

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cringe

Jalel is a delusional guy that just wants glory(presidence).

Maghrebis and Khaleejis are subhuman

>delusional
yes kinda, but you are not smart if you think he always talks seriously
>just wants glory(presidence)
no..

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t. phoenician mystery meat

What is up, my dudes?

Hello fellow leb. Do you live in Dearborn or Toledo by any chance?

what goes on in the leb communities in Brazil? are you guys even a thing anymore? do you speak arabic? do you miscegenate? what goes on there?

No, I live in Santa Barbara.
Dearborn and Toledo are shitholes, by the way. I have family who lives in Dearborn, but my parents and sister live in Philadelphia.
Lebs rule Brazil. We're the Jews of LatAm.
I am Greco-Roman-Persian-Phoenician.

I'm aware most of his more outrageous shit is to get a reaction out od people. I don't think he's worthless, I do watch him and he does bring up some good points every time. However I feel he genuinely believes he is destined to be leader of men, I'm sure you notice it too when he speaks about some historical figures with jealousy. He's petty towards Jabha even when they say good stuff, Abbou too. I do acknowledge his activism and his dedication and love for the /maghreb/ though, based AKSIL II

>what goes on in the leb communities in Brazil?
Most of us are 3rd and 4th generation, basically. Mostly christian, but my family is sunni. Muslim lebs come and go to Lebanon every fucking year, so you should expect us to maintain some culture.

>are you guys even a thing anymore?
Yes. I don't like it though, lebs are fucking annoying, but my family's from the countriside (beqaa) so maybe I just hate rednecks. Not sure about the christian ones.

>do you speak arabic?
Yes. I don't speak fus7a though, only the redneck arabic from the region. I also pronounce the letter "qaf", so I'm a little bit far from Beirut.

>do you miscegenate?
The christians usually mix with other whites, and the muslims lebs stay with muslim lebs. My family would be pissed if I married someone from outside my village (in Lebanon), so yeah.

Btw I think the religion is a meme and I just want to leave this shithole (but I'd marry a levantine qt in a heartbeat).

>what goes on there?
A bunch of lebs (muslims) opening furniture stores and making some money here, and traveling to Lebanon once a year.
There aren't many muslim lebs in Brazil though. São Paulo and Foz do Iguaçu have the largest communities I believe.

Meanwhile my mom's family is Sunni but they don't have a problem with her being married to my Christian dad
F*ck conservatives

> I just want to leave this shithole
where would you go?

>I'm aware most of his more outrageous shit is to get a reaction out od people.
Like ? and it's not his fault that people are so stupid that they just focus on shit he says about religion because they are snowflakes and ignore the rest of what he says that is very important.

When he's being obscene just to trigger thin skins.
I don't think he's at fault either, he's a really good guy. It's true that people just dismiss him entirely because of his berberism and anti islamism which is a crying shame. But some people also over hype him though.

It's a shitole indeed, I've been there and I was scared as fuck, it didn't look like the US at all.

Who cares about religion anyway? Life goes on.
Fuck I wish lebs started larping hard as "non-arabs" and started to change the country, just like jews did. I can't stand this shit anymore.

Well, somewhere less violent, Idk. Bonus points for developed cunts.
Australia is not an option, you fuckers make it so hard to stay there it's just not worth it, and I'm a "high skilled worker".

>However I feel he genuinely believes he is destined to be leader of men, I'm sure you notice it too when he speaks about some historical figures with jealousy.
Yea, he does want to be a leader and he is right because he does have leadership qualities and he is a very good thinker.

>or you are a filthy wh*toid wannabe shitskin to feel swag and oppressed and thug ?
Don't forget Assyrian and Norman too

t. cuck

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>But some people also over hype him though.
Because he is the only one who is genuine, the only one who says nothing but truth and he isn't afraid of saying it whether it's about religion, politics, the country or life.
The mainstream people aka idiots only want to hear nice things that make them feel fuzzy, they don't want to question their lives and beliefs.
also one of the reasons of over hyping him is pissing off the shitheads.

Going to add Assyrian and Franco-Norman to my list of identities :)

That ship has sailed because instead of marketing himself to people he dislikes, he chose to be honest about his beliefs instead.
>Because he is the only one who is genuine, the only one who says nothing but truth and he isn't afraid of saying it whether it's about religion, politics, the country or life.
The mainstream people aka idiots only want to hear nice things that make them feel fuzzy, they don't want to question their lives and beliefs.
also one of the reasons of over hyping him is pissing off the shitheads.

True, that's actually really convincing
>also one of the reasons of over hyping him is pissing off the shitheads.
B&R

I knew I would fuck up formatting this. Fuck this.

>i'm everything but arab which represent 95,126% of my blood and DNA

Based Leb with inferiourity complexe

First for the NPC’s

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based:
>UAE
>Kuwait
>Libya
>Tunisia
>Egypt
>Sudan (south)
>Lebanon,lebanese women (whores to be more accurate) excluded
>Yemen
>Iran
>turkey
Cringe kys :
>Saudi
>Morocco
>Algeria
>K*rds
>Sudan (north)
>Ir*qis
>J*rdanians
>Oman
>Qatar
>mauritania
>Isreal
>فلسطيز

Hey Alex, when you draw me next time, make me more regal. Draw me as a Roman emperor. You do know that I’m related to Napoleon Bonaparte, right?

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It's a meme, Cringerian
I'm an Arab

Is egypt the india of mena?

>implying i didn't know it was a meme and that i wasn't mocking Lebarabs who think they aren't arabs
you are more cringy , eww

You are not an Arab, Amazigh desert rat

You know what? Fuck it. I hereby declare myself KING and IMPERATOR of /mena/, /ummah/, /Mashriq/ and Jow Forums! If anyone contests these claims, please speak up now!

God created the desert so we could admire the date trees.

Jalel brick is the king and imperator. You don't even have a crown.

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Amazigh = Amazing

>not insulting him with hard words
that's what happen when you become GAYTITTE instead of KABVLLS

Why insult those who believe differently from us? For insulting others only creates more differences.

You are my brother, and I wish I could see you now akhi. Inshallah next time I go back to Algeria we can meet up for some tea and hookah at the beach.

Based ISLAMO-KABYLE talking seriously today and not trolling/baiting/insulting like yesterday

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I fuck your mom man
she swallow all my semen

Who is he?

Your testicles don't produce semen yet, habibi