Oopsies!

gizmodo.com/a-new-jersey-hospital-could-have-exposed-thousands-of-p-1831326034

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whoops

>Filed to: WHOOPS
Even I'm not that cynical. Fucking hell man.

So this is the advanced American heath care I've been hearing about

"HealthPlus staff often failed to properly sterilize surgical tools between uses or otherwise neglected infection control procedures, raising the risk that patients could have gotten bloodborne infections."

America health care

>All of the blood tests will be covered free of charge by the center.
I like how this part was specifically covered. Could you imagine anywhere else in the modern world trying to charge patents for a blood test after potentially giving them HIV, due to malpractice?

>be american
>get shot
>ambulance ride costs $5000 + tip
>the whole ordeal costs your life savings and third mortage
>get AIDS

it's probably ok, most people don't have HIV anyway

yet...

kek

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Yea but americans do

as long as no one has HIV, Hepatitis, or any other bloodborne disease, then it cannot be spread to other patients

This is New Jersey we're talking about, how fucking likely is that?

...did you read the article? (・_・;)

yes, use your brain
> no one has HIV
> everyone shares same needle
> no one gets HIV

It's a white town, HIV is very unlikely
> The racial makeup of Saddle Brooke was
> 84.35% (11,521) White
> 2.31% (316) Black or African American
> 8.21% (1,121) Asian
> etc

It's not the same magnitude of scandal as the Red Cross and mixing blood from literally everyone and giving it to everyone, thus giving HIV and Hepatitis to an entire generation of hemophiliacs, RIP hemophiliacs from the 1980s

we may loose the east coast as a consequence

>It's a white town, HIV is very unlikely
Tell that to Russian white towns.

So you didn't read the article? (・へ・)
Hospitals don't take action like this on a whim.

actually, it is a law that hospitals must publicize to local media if they fuck up like this. maybe it is not as bad as it seems

>america
>1st world

>american white people
>clean
lmao

>"The hospital is offering free blood tests"
Yea that's bullshit, they just want them back into the hospital because AIDS wasn't part of their insurance and they didn't pay for it.

>That would be $5k + tip

You forgot

>Free blood test to make up for it

this. It's a trap.They lure youin withfree testsand then they hook you up etith payed for HIV treatment.

>Well, we can't be certain you didn't contract your infection here, so we aren't responsible
>better pay up :^)

>be american
>get shot
>get treated in hospital
>15k$ tip
>get HIV

that's how HIV got big in Russia(USSR) by the way

>americosts
>15k $$$
That's optimistic.

hey now
you gotta stay positive about bad news like this

I hope they don't reuse the same needles to draw blood

>using needles to draw blood
>when you have much more AMERICAN option

Hiv is very unlikely in russia

>b-but I paid 1.2 million dollars to get my tonsils removed in the greatest country on earth

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Keep telling yourself that. 99% of new HIV cases in funland come from old men going to russia to fuck russian women for money.

>And get your next blood test for 50% off with the coupon code "woopsies2018" in all pharmacies in the sate !

>private health care is so much better!

>you have diabetes too!

>state-wide discount
Whoa, there! We don't run a charity here!

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That's more like it. Put a price on the discount, that's how you run a business!

One box of 100 needles is like ten dollars.

The free market works!