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I shit on british graves

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What the FUCK does this have to do with British culture? Where’s Janny?

BASED

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I launched a fart hadouken on my brother

/brit/ is dying. Nobody ever does the bollock-busting gimmick anymore, nobody ever does the Toilberg JUST gimmick anymore, or having a poo/wank. I reckon all the good /brit/posters have already necked themselves, leaving /brit/ with you sad lot.

Grim

N

*lives in squalor*

wahey

They were doing it earlier today and the minimal toilberg gimmicks can be accounted for by the Christmas break, bit of a goose you are, can't say I'm pleased

might cop

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Jacket I wore last night smells like Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille(the frag I wore)

Kino

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Nobody ever Timposts or Kevposts either these days.

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jacket i wore last night smells like cigarettes and vomit

copped this the other day

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bit of a cheeky one last night aye lad

Dislike how the media makes the world constantly seem like its in dire turmoil when nothing is really wrong.

MANCHASTUH UNOITIT!

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Not good
Not good

Gimmicks will change its inevitable. You do get a nice bollockpost every now and then and actionposting is still alive and kicking

thoughts?

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what an interesting man you must be

mental how the outsider only enjoys it when the posts aren't about British culture and he can actually understand it

Lot a' good essays and all that on this topic innit

Just saw Tim fingering Sue outside the Lidl in Walthamstow

got arrested for staring at a woman

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*nibbles the button off your coat*

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No such thing as British culture

lurk more you virgin

Considering getting a degree in botany
Do you reckon its a practical field of study?

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go to bed sicily

*ahem*
Poleslaw

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listening to him trying to explain that incident made my day

Hate that I have to toil today, why can't 'stein have some mercy and just let me work from home?

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Will he ever recover?

Having a Giraffe

why are nonwhites so intolerant of us white people lads?

never seen kiwilad do a post that wasn't full of hate

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Yeah, fucking faggot propogandizers trying to trick people into playing their game.

Hmmmm

hate the gays

I hate trannies

i hate all gay people

how do you feel about pints?

I like to think about 2 girls being gay together sometimes

not true

*pulls up outside your house to pick your daughter up*

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me?

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thats just for the male gaze

de ladz... swipe down

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YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
THE IMPORTANCE OF WHAT I AM POSTING HERE

gook

I met Leonardo DiCaprio in LIDL of my district. I see a guy in front of the bottles of Freeway cola. Since I wanted to buy one, I walked over to him. I approach, he seemed dubious and I told him :

"ça va, monsieur ?"

He raises his head and it was really DiCaprio

Since I master a little bit the Shakespeare language, I said a few words to him :

- "Leo', that is you ?"

- "Yes, it isn't."

It was him, but then he gave me a look that wanted to say a lot : he wanted to go anonymously in the store, besides he was quick to tell me :

- "Please, i'm anonym in this shopping, don't revelate"

There I gave him a friendly pat on the shoulder :

- "No problem Leo', have a nice day"

He gave me a smile and I left. But hey, it's crazy that Dicaprio does shopping in LIDL

Same jumper he's had on for about a month, bet he absolutely fucking stinks...

Accidentally superliked

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So fucking dumb but im still laughing.

no mods on Jow Forums and I cant see a single porn thread
whats everyone playing at smdh

Look again then, there's at least one I can see now

the "accidental" superlike isn't a bad technique tbqh

how long is her hair? post another pic

ALAN TURING
A MATHEMATICIAN

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Mathamanoncian more like

Why does she have a UK flag ornament? Ugh

Russians sling their dead into the snow

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fiancée's grandad was round on boxing day, started banging on about politics and said "vote Labour, get a nigger for a neighbour"

The Fiancé doesn't exist
The grandad doesn't exist

It was in fact you saying vote labour get a nigger for a neighbour and you were 100% correct.

The most important song in britain after beatles

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have a really big willy and i wear tight fitting pants and you can clearly see my package
when i sit down my pants hug my weiner and it's clearly visible
always laugh at how many girls i catch staring at me todger haha
being handsome is fun

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weird cope but ok

are they tight enough that your circumcision scar is visible?

Kino
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>The XX

when is this game coming out?

Why are Americans in the pocket of the Jew?

probably
everyone is circumsized here

enjoying thinking about all the runts having to toil today while i'll be wanking and eating yummy food

Don't want a nigger for a neighbour so I shan't be voting labour.

Love this cat vid

constipated lads. how do you deal with it? 10 full minutes of flossing doesn't appear to have had any effect

trying to be a bisexual

but all that happens is i end up talking to girls about fashion/yaoi/guys we both find cute/Drag Race and then we become platonic friends by accident

fuk

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how come in yank tv programmes they occasionally make fun of jews for not having foreskin if everyone else is also circumcised?

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getting bummed might dislodge it

I'm at toil and I unironically just slipped off for a cheeky tommy in the toil-ets and now I'm sat back down for a coffee and a mince pie

try some hot coffee and eat a few bananas or dried figs/prunes
it'll all come out like a hot poo ICBM

drink a pint of water and a cup of strong coffee

jews get a super circumcision and remove the skill all the way to the sack

go to sainsburys
buy some bananas and some whole wheat grain snack bars

eat them

>10 full minutes of flossing
alri zoomer

Catholic propaganda

circumcision isn't as common as it used to be in america

please bump my thread, guys

thanks