Culture Pals - /cp/

>some girl messages me with "hi"
>ok thats retarded already
>dont want to be rude so answer with a proper message, multiple points she could pick up on
>answers with two words
so why did she message me in the first place? i dont get this

she lost a bet so her mean friends demanded her to message you

wow thats a very logic answer thanks nippon

Can American anons confirm if this is true????

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I used IP back in 2014/2015 and I recently tried getting back into it but I don't have any success with it even though I am pretty much all around an objectively better person by now. Is it because I'm older or did the site change while I was gone?

Sup goys, how was everyone's Christmas?

Its not

>Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman
That actually sounds quite pleasant. Where do I sign up?

I remember black popo watching it on tv in 95 or 96

except titman rarely comes here

hmm... must be meme news. popo was black here too

>except titman rarely comes here
F

US will be blacked by 2030

>except titman rarely comes here
You do have a sample of one of this fine scholar's treatises that I may read?

I got 6 views back, 2 from total iranian qts but neither messaged me ;__;

Ben Shapiro owns YOUR QT with facts and LOGIC!!!

Deleting my account.
Fuck qts. Fuck interpals. Fuck life.
I'm out

Who cucked you?

based

I was LITERALLY AT THE AIRPORT IN PARIS waiting for my qt. She's not right at the gate like I was expecting but that's fine but once an hour passes and she's still not there I get worried and text her. No response. Want to guess how many hours I've waited for now?

lmao wtf is this cuck shit

did you get cucked

why would you wait more than an hour or two user? get something to eat, and then on your way to the hotel/accommodation and enjoy your vacation
come visit if you want, trains from paris to amsterdam are super cheap and decently fast

FUCK YOU. I've been waiting for this day for THREE MONTHS!

user, greentext that shit

Are you boomer?

lmaoing soo hardddddd

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Just head into the city lad and get checked into accommodation

dont you know where she lives btw?

Happens to me, too. It's weird

She never directly told me but it was pretty to figure out from her social media. Thinking I should head over there and see if she's okay. She still won't answer my texts

>this burgercuck

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Oh no. If true, I genuinely feel bad for you.

..... do that pal

How fat, autistic and lonely is this burgercuck?

>le cuck
how is it his fault? it happens sometimes

>a girl that has a bf messages me first
why do they do this? don't they know I'm an autistic loser that wants an e-gf?

>if she's okay
well at least you're optimistic about her silence I guess
if I were you I'd consider that I was stood up and go about my vacation
at least in most places, getting picked up at the airport is a fairly big deal and if you're stood up on something like this it's a ginormous red flag and an utterly shit move to just drop like that without prior notice
I've picked up even the most random of people and i was always on time and made sure to check up on them, it's some very basic manners one is taught and being a host 101

that's the part where you cuck her bf. She's probably already open to the D if she messages you. Girls are whores no matter how much they like to hide it

Keep us updated ameribro. Hope all the best for you. Ignore the angry kraut

I texted her when I got on the plane and it was all good. When I got here I waited calling her and shit but she didn't show up or pick up.
Something must have happened to her, I just hope she's ok and didn't get sick or something to be honest.
I'm going to her place now, so see you guys later. Wish me luck lads.

Good luck.

>I texted her when I got on the plane and it was all good
oh then that's odd indeed
post story when uh...when you're done I guess

good luck mon ami. hope your trip isn't ruined

That sucks ameribro. Good luck

LOL HUMILIATED

Just realized there's genuinely no point in talking to new girls if you're going steady with a qt. I've started talking to guys and nothing's ended up sexual yet and I hope it stays that way

Macchi??

What the fuck do I fucking do lads? I just left from where my qt lives and she refused to open the door to the apartment and I heard this other guy talking and laughing in the background. She wasn't even the same girl as in the pictures she sent me!
I don't really have money to stay in a hotel since I paid her a lot of money up front so she could buy us food and stuff for my stay.
I'm on my way back to the hotel at the airport now to get my luggage and stuff but what the fuck can I do? Any French anons who can help me out, please? Oh god I'm literally shaking and crying at this point.
I can't call home and ask for money either since my dad was raging when he heard I was going to France to propose to a French girl I had met online. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO GUYS?!

>In France
>American flag
Nice fanfic

Mobile data would do that but I still don't believe him

90% sure this is another burger desperately trying to be funny

Nah, still young

Different poster

There used to be a swede here called boomer. That's why I asked

proof or fake

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Take a pic so we can believe you. This is too much to be real

you guys are such brainlets desu

>you guys are such brainlets desu

says the guy who can't figure out how toilets work lmao

you thought it is really too

So many niggers and arabs here, it's absolutely disgusting

>t. had poo for dinner
was talking about the last post. obviously fake

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Nice Quebecfag pasta lmao.

>t. had poo for dinner

This is a lie. I haven't had British cuisine in ages.

Kek

Posted on data from Mexico and it still gave me a Mexican flag. I guess it depends on if your telecom company operates overseas or not

Extremely high quality post, you the guy on holiday in London?

this girl just gave me a comprehensive tour of her make-up stuff. I didn't ask for it but she was so excited I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop

>get to qts apartment
>still haven't gotten a response from any of her texts
>knock on her apartment door a good three minutes but no response
>I try the door knob and it's actually open
>don't know if this is considered trespassing but fuck it
>her apartment is pretty small so I see her body right away
>call the cops and am crying the whole time
>"Were you a good friend of hers?"

Not me

wtf proof?

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No.

Soon to go!

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>that reflection
You're a big guy

I want to go ball but I have a gf, what to do

>ball
I mean back

>he only has one gf

Your mum

Based

BASED

Okay.
I am American white girl looking for Korean boy.

Fuck off then

Should be easy

Why not Japanese?

brown poo talking
I dont want diaspora one
Japanese is fine too, but harder to find I think.

Newfags are still falling for this, incredible

I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.

HEY fren

>tfw no 1st world gf

Also
It feels weird to reply IP messages on the phone,so I just check IP for a few seconds and the. I close it, I feel bad for not replying :c

Have you started messaging American and Canadians?

If this is true you are a stupid cuck and if it is fake you are still a stupid cuck

It’s pasta

I guess this is one way for me to come out as a newfag