Jesus Christ

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>France only went to war with Germany twice
>also, apparently we surrendered in both wars
The absolute state of your education. Take the dick of your wife's boyfriend out of your ass and read a book, for once.

>russian historians

oh wait sorry three wars including franco prussian war 1871

Tbh France didn't surrender in ww1

can ANYTHING stop the french revolutionary chad?

I like how he ended up being an uptight "Call me le President" figure who hates people

Corsican BVLLS

>French education
>still sure napoleon won Russia

>Austerlitz
>Borodino
Russians got destroyed every time they faced Napoleon without resorting to cowardly tactics like destroying their sacred city

Jesus.
The best part was when he said "Come and get me" a few month ago. And now, he's hiding like a little bitch.
No ? However in the end, the Tsar and him respected each others a lot. He was even offered a place in the russian court when he fell from grace. Too bad he didn't accept.

WW I bullshit is pretty much the only thing that can still trigger me here

>Fight to the bitter end
>Lose millions of men
>Totally transforms French society
>Ruined the country and a whole generation
>Most of the war happened on our soil
>Said soil is still contaminated and hundreds of tons of unexploded ordnance or shells are still found every year and will for the next 500 years
>There's a literal no-go zone where some of the most ferocious fighting happened because it's far too toxic for people

But yeah right surrender monkeys ahahah

WW II is much less infuriating since yes, there was a very fast capitulation and humiliation we can't deny it.
On the other hand very few countries have lived what France lived during WW I and fought through the end

Don't forget burgers talking shit when they were selling stuff to both sides like the jews they are and came in the end to steal some kills and make us feel accountable.

Just like I said. French education is so good.

Well in the end we are the ones with more land than we used to have instead of having been partitioned to oblivion so I guess it's ok

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It seems that no matter who French people elect for president, he will inevitably became a scapegoat for problems that root from the very model of French society, and not from the upper authorities. You simply can’t sustain a welfare state with very high standards of living, while at the same time having huge unitegrated minority being a deadly burden and suffering from increasingly uncompetitive economy.
And of course, as always, the lower class of the society suffers the most

He did not go skiing to not provoke people who are protesting because they're too poor to go to on holiday, I fail to see the probleme there...

>It seems that no matter who French people elect for president, he will inevitably became a scapegoat for problems that root from the very model of French society, and not from the upper authorities
This one is a bit more than a scapegoat though. He sold parts that were belonging to the state and were extremely profitable (airports, the FDJ) for some easy bucks to gloat about his results next year, thinking no one would understand.
Sure, he's not the only one but he's an absolute fucktard, can't stop making gifts tto the ones that helped him get elected and still remain smug all the time. No wonder people want to fuck him up.

You not russian, Kevin.

He is not russian.

No russian would say some shit like that.

He is Kevin Hernandez.

>defeated Germany in both World Wars
lol

Пиздишь.

Russians have defeated Germany in WW 2

Mosccow, Stalingrado, Kursk

Pfff, after internet translator...

There is no automatic translator which would produce that word.

Cyкa тyпaя.

>France that defeated Germany

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I don't know why I keep reading yellow vest as yellow jacket
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He got you good Pierre

The most ironic part is that they hate him for actually trying to do things differently from other politicians, and the stupid french people pin all the former governments' mistakes on him.

Just one simple example : The yellow vest movement started as a protest against the rise of taxes on gas to finance eco friendly measures and reduce CO2 emissions. Now that it's over, the same people are signing a petition to condemn the french government for not making enough efforts to reduce CO2 emissions.

I'm french and I love my country, but honestly I'm so glad I left years ago, because the people who live there now are fucking retards.

>france
>defeat anything

>anything before the US doesn't count

They didn't surrender in WW1 you fucking tard.

Says the spanish guy who lived under Franco for decades, kek.

basados

>Franco
Hundreds times better than crazy commie jerks.

>be Japanese tourist
>go to paris
>it's so shit you end up going insane over it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

>taking the bait this hard
Embarrassing

Nice try but I'm french so I'm already crazy anyway.
To be fair though, japanese people walk around with their bags half open all the time, they're asking for pickpockets to take their stuff.

How's your brexit coming along btw ?

All those based retards who can't accept the fact that we've won both world wars
Bet your country never won a war after surrendering lmao
Btw 1870 was a win for the Republic too

France led the Entente to victory in WW1

>they hate him for actually trying to do things differently from other politicians
>trying to do things differently from other politicians
Yeah okay, you're a retard. Have fun in Japan, don't bother coming back.

yeah man the arabs and the welfare state are the problem in france

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Macron is not socialist at least.

>oh no war was soo bad
>fought on our land
>uninhabitable
Jesus christ grow a pair of balls and move on, we've been a battleground for most of our recent history and have somehow managed to get on our feet.
While you've gone from bad to even worse in terms of how your country looks and is run cause you all have your heads up your asses

He actually tried to address problems from a rational point of view, instead of telling people just what they wanted to hear.

It's good though, with France slowly going to shit guys like me who live abroad will be able to buy cheap houses to live out our retirement in 25 years, and by then the morons there will have learned their lessons and started moving in a positive direction again.

See you soon. :)

reminder that the battle of france took down nearly the same amount of german aircraft than the battle of britain, its just overlooked

What would a macaco know about war strategy?
Either way he's absolutely right

France defeated Germany in 1918.
Also France, while defeated, still put more effort in WW2 than the british vermin, pathetic, isn't?

don't @ me anglo dogs

Fuck off idiot, I'm not complaining about WWI itself but about dumbasses who think France barely fought the war

You are the one bitching about muh sad history here, while I'm just mad at shitposts whether they come from ignorance or troll

Wee wee hans sacreblue, mon diu zont bomb uz ve surrender

Noooooooooooooon hans nooooooooon ze crossaints
You le monster

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