/fug/ - /fr/ + /brit/ + /deutsch/

been on the blower with janny and he's saying less of the early new threads or and i quote "so help me god i'll ban every cunt who posts in it"

Hello

Literally a photo of me draped in the flag lad that’s some patriotism wight there

p-please be a cute girl

>actually talking to janny
Grim grim grim.

who is the most beautiful girl in France, currently, under 30 ?

Sorry to disappoint French bro
A-are you a cute boy?

n-not really...
Do you like cute girls and cute feminine boys?

not your mum innit

well just to start a debate, Pauline Hoarau

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I like all kinds of cute things.

pauline wot

This is a based and redpilled post. I like based and redpilled posts. If you post based and redpilled posts, then you're based and redpilled. If I like based and redpilled things and you are based and redpilled then I like you. I like you.

Whore I think.

I-I like you too France-chan.

Elite model
It's a name from La Réunion island, Indian Ocean (an island our country fought for, IIRC)

I have a cute straight dick.

you best not be nicking our islands

Good for you, I hope cute girls are fighting each other to get it.

What if we nique your islands

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Lareunion sounds like something to do with the EU, they can keep it.

Sounds like fun.

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Actually, it means 'fuck'
Who wants to shag with the British Virgin Islands? :^)

wot if we wot

your mum innit

I think you had nearby Île Maurice for some time?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauritius
First language is English, second is French.

There are 600k french people on La Réunion Island. I've had a oneitis from there, the "valedictorian" type of person.

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hmmmm hot

My safeword is "Agincourt".

No, when they see it, it's too late.

you wanna fight, cunt?

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love stoli

I want to penetrate your plate armour with my long, firm, longbow arrows.

>girl sees my hard pretty dick
>"Haha, you think I'm going to suck you, don't you?"
>sucks it
can't resist...

But it's wrong...!

>implying agincourt wasn't a mass slaughter of surrendered french noblemen by english peasants with knives

Nothing can be wrong when it's for pure love.

well, well, this thread basically revolves around us and brits, where are the fucking krauts?

>peasants killing nobles
pretty cheeky, innit
peasants should know their place and kill each other instead

Can Krauts be cute?

mebbe don't surrender then hahaha

they saw the brits and legged it

Cute and austistic.

well, I never surrendered to anything.
o-or anyone...

Or just don't lose the battle.
Oh wait, it's the French

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Don't make me post wikipedia screenshots, Nigel

I'm not scared of your battle boxes Pierre.

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IT'S CHEATING!

based

LOOK AT TINY LITTLE FRANCE HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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still gutted about the usa
fucking french
we could've had it all

Mad how France preferred to go bankrupt than stop messing with us.

So how is everybody holding up?

France is being a cocktease.

facebook still plans to take over the Élysée Palace...
Possibly on december 31st

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Britain is being obsessed, again

holding what, bitte?

Is this those Yellow Jackets?

yes

I'm no expert on starting a revolution, but couldn't the police read that and stop them?

a bit dishonest about Quebec, Egypt, Irak...

Private posts, but easy to infiltrate of course, without a need to hack anything.
The police is doing pretty good for now.
I think for the 3d yellow jacket saturday, Macron decided to be a good boy and cancel his presence in Marrakech to stay at the Élysée and "face" the gilets jaunes. That's what he did.
But some people make fun of him because he asked for a helicopter to be ready on the roof, and there was military tanks, and tanks with supercharged pepper spray supposed to be able to knock down a whole crowd in a second, even through cheap gas masks.

Fuck America.

what if the police take the side of the yellow jackets?
oh wait antifa showed up and started attacking the police and calling them names
cheers antifa
guess the revolutions cancelled then

Been planning on spraying deep quotes on the subway walls. Any recommendations?

“You think it don’t be like that sometimes, but it do”

-Black science man

"you aren't evil. Worse, you're smart"

The thread can't die just now. I just arrived

brexit=brexit

SHE WON

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we'll see
your fourth reich will be defeated just like the rest of your dodgy attempts at running europe

Some kid on the radio says that after Brexit, France should offer to turn its permanent seat at the UN security council into the EU seat.
To be nice to Germany, to have "more power" against USA, China and all.

Do you admire your grandfathers?

hahaha
are the krauts still pushing you around?

yes
my grandad was merchant navy
big traveller
took me and my little bro on great holidays
spain, france, even florida once

not that I heard of, but many people think it's unfair they're not permanently on the security council.
They're good boys now.

noice.
I guess I should have talked with them more.

we'll see
i remember once me and the lads were talking about which countries have nuclear weapons and i asked do germany have them
the room went quiet
gotta keep your eye on that lot
although i reckon they were justified in their ww1 pre-emptive strike on france

My grandfather was appearantly a closeted bisexual and a sexual deviant.
Pretty based

loved those holidays
was drinking in spanish bars at 13
could buy cigs from cig vending machines as well
will never forget sitting by the hotel pool having a beer and cig with my bro, watching the senoritas in the pool as the sun went down

>watching the senoritas in the pool as the sun went down
you bet, my fren

very german!

Don't count on traditions too much.
The sinking will happen. GSE

He also cucked a French man.
So yeah pretty german

>the sinking
>this is how germans describe their power fantasies
next time you're getting nuked

germany: best music
france: best films
britain: best ???

Nuked with what?
Boomy bits?

remember dresden?
imagine that but with bigger bombs

Empire™

music and films

>remember Dresden?
"No?"
How could I? I'm 19 years old. I would be like at least 100 years old to remember that lmao.
Why are bongloids so retarded?

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maybe you need reminding

Thanks, but we already got new Londoners for that

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