You Americans don't really spend REAL MONEY on toilet paper to clean your ass with, do you? Just took a meaty shit...

you Americans don't really spend REAL MONEY on toilet paper to clean your ass with, do you? Just took a meaty shit, hosed down my butthole with water and no money spent on paper No need to even touch your filthy ass and it feels comfy as hell.

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Just spraying water up your asshole isn’t gonna get all of the shit off.
You should use both toilet paper and a bidet.

In what order would you do that exactly?

What the fuck is that tile?

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I use paper first, and then water to clean it better

I just rub some peanut butter on my ass and then call your dog-faced mom over to lick it up.

I always wash my ass with a lot of water and soap after I take a dump

these subhumans wouldnt understand the basics of etiquet

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Brazilian monkey don't even know what bidet is

I just use my shower
Also, there are lots of houses with bidet here

The toilet paper is for wiping down the shit that gets on other parts of your body, and water won't wash away the bits that are crustier and have dried on to the skin

now you got a watery ass

Obv not, i use a towel to dry it afterwards

paper > water > more paper

if you insert soap into your anus then you can't use it again idiot what if somebody wants to wash their hands with that? Congrats, you now have a bar of shit scented soap for your friends to use

The only way to get your ass clean is to use soap and water.
But water alone is still better than paper.

You can just put the soap on your hands first, or use liquid shower gel.
You don't learn how to take a shower in Vietnam?

>You can just put the soap on your hands first
oh, so you insert your hands into your anus, much more sanitary.

I use TP, wet wipe, TP combo

So you never wash properly your asshole? Disgusting pig.

This
You guys really seem to like the inserting thing...

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1) soap becomes smaller while using
2) why should you touch ass by soap? just use foam

In Russia toilet and bathroom are two different rooms, so wet toilet paper and later washing is the best desition.

serious question, how do you manage if multiple people live in the same house and share a bathroom? I just have one sorry towel that has been hanging there and I don't know who used it before but it's always so tempting. Do you do colour coding or something? Leave the towel in your own room and only wipe when you get back? But then you have something you used to wipe your shit on that is in your room...

Just clean it with a bit of soap.

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I use a new towel everytime