I'm an American, Non Americans of Jow Forums AMA

I like your nature too. some people want to see snow, but for me it's the American autumn

whereabout do you live

Is the west coast really that nice or is it just a meme

if you could replace the 2.amendement with something that made you far less likely to be robbed, gunned down or overrun by a tyranical goverment. Yet you could still have much of the same guns as long as you could provide a legal reason for it but you would not be allowed to carry them around everywhere and they must be stored in a secure place. would you do it?

My neighbour who is from the US is back home for the holidays. What snack or food should i ask him to buy for me while he is there?

autumn here is based, please visit

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How do you cope with the fact that more than 2/3's of your people are overweight or obese?

this is my board, there are many like it, but this one is mine

>please visit
You closed visa centers in Moscow, dude.

you are south american

have you ever seen/heard a gun being shot with the intention to kill?
that would make you north american, innit?

are you a virgin too?

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Not OP but peanut butter is really hard to find in Europe and it's god tier. Would ask for that desu

are you fat

Pretty easy to find it here

Which countries are you talking about? I've had easy access to peanut butter in Germany, Poland and England. It's no more difficult to find than other products.

Are you a commie traitor or a red blooded American?

Gee, I wonder what's in this thread.

>Did you get shot
>Did you get obese

Wew, i am borderline underweight bmi and have never touched a real gun in my life. i like guns and greasy food. most of the nation just doesn't understand what everything in moderation means

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I can help you with that

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Do you have school uniforms?
Have you ever left Murica? I heard that Muricans are overly nice to the point of it being annoying. Obviously not all, but just a tendency

Does the McDonalds food look like it does on the ads or do you get fucked just as much as we do?

Are many Muricans as oblivious to the rest of the world as Jow Forums makes them out to be?

How easy is it to access guns as a foreigner?

>school uniforms
hell no. catholic schools were kind of prevalent where i grew up (seattle metro area), so they had uniforms. maybe some of the rich private schools had uniforms too, but i didnt associate with dweebs
>left murica
kind of embarssing but no. canada just doesn't count for me.
>overly nice
yes, very much so, it's an arrogance that everyone wants to talk to you so you should put on a frendly face and act cheery.
>mcdonalds
it kind of depends. some locations are underfunded and run by high schoolers and drug dealers. other locations are seen as the cash cows and you will get great food there.
>oblivion
have you not seen the videos of americans picking out countries on a map? most just don't care about the rest of the world or only see it as a novelty. I guess i'm kind of a hypocrite since i've only been to canada though
>gun access for foreigners
fuck if I know. in rural america gun shows happen on an annual basis. these are like comic cons for Jow Forums types and you could totally buy a gun if you hit one up. just act friendly and enthusiasic to some private party

Very informative post, thank you.

just hack one

Np my sister just took a trip to germany and czech republic and had a great time so y'all deserve it

You better be a girl and not a faggot

ever fucked someone from your family?

OH NO NO NO NO

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What?

No you are not American
Yes you are Unitedstatian

I can be whatever you want me to

Does this rhyme with "lady in" or "hatian"

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Realistically speaking if I would go to the US, how much would people dislike me

Hatian

A pretty dumb nomenclature if you ask me, but it does help to distinguish which America you're referring to in some contexts

Which clique were you part of in high school?

>have you ever seen/heard a gun being shot with the intention to kill?
I honestly never have. The only time I've ever seen a gun was when it was held by a cop or a hunter.