Yesterday, my mum gave me the safe sex talk and handed me some regular condoms to try on...

Yesterday, my mum gave me the safe sex talk and handed me some regular condoms to try on. She works at a chemist and is able to get them at a discounted price. She told me to get back to her and tell her if they fit right. “It’s possible you might need a slightly bigger size. I know your father finds the regular ones a bit uncomfortable. If they’re too tight, just let me know and we’ll get you some large ones to try.”

Well, my problem isn’t that they’re too tight. They’re way too loose! I checked my girth and it turns out 3.8 is pretty far below average. How should I break it to my mum that I actually need a smaller size? I don’t really know how to word it and desu I’m a tad embarrassed by the whole situation.

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Adrianna chechik is your typical Serb whore.

don't word it
let her experience it
you know what to do

Guys is 13 cm (5.0 inches) good enough for Asian girls?!?!

you should've mounted your mother there and then

3.8 inch circumference? Now THAT gets a big yikes from me! My freaking flaccid penis has a bigger circumference than that.

>tf
>tp
not this shit again

>tfw 8 cm micro penis

fuck god and fuck everything

Fuck ur mome

ask her for a demonstration next time

>TFW 19 cm micropenor which is only 15.3 cm in circumference

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw 2 inch benis

:---DD

i've literally never measured my bepis in my life
and I dont care to

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have a 18 cm american how much is it in cm European

I don't have a bepis (:

no proofs that she is serb its your typical amerimutt claims, she says she has english russian and serbian roots but chechik is not a serbian surname

Why is it mesures in girth and not in diameter? Seems retarded

She's a Serb mate.

>How should I break it to my mum that I actually need a smaller size?
Just show her.
Take out your dick before dinner, she'll understand.

mine is 15cm and thin

Why the fuck is your parent talking to you about sex and encouraging you to have sex? That's weird as hell.

>15 cm
American or European

very gay post

je mag mijne wel lenen hoor

Your mom fucks the chemist

She'd still be hot if it weren't for those lip injections. My girth is about 6" by the way. I'll never have sex anyway though.

theres no fucking difference cm you mutt

>tfw massive beer can girth but only about 5.5 inches long
I've been told my penis is pretty aesthetic and beautiful though. Also girls tend to ignore the average length for the tremendous girth, suck it pencilfags

15 centimeters, 5.9 inch in your retarded measurements

She might have meant Chetnik

>no fucking difference cm
glad you don't work for the ESA or NASA

Bait.jpg

>22cm micro penis
it was over before it even started

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I doubt it's her real surname.

And I was right. Dezarae Kristina Charles is her real name.

>safe sex talk
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

All that matters is VOLUME
Dip that tip in a full bowl of water and then look how much spilled over the side

ya..nah..that measures the Avogadro's number and not volume, champ
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