Yesterday, my mum gave me the safe sex talk and handed me some regular condoms to try on. She works at a chemist and is able to get them at a discounted price. She told me to get back to her and tell her if they fit right. “It’s possible you might need a slightly bigger size. I know your father finds the regular ones a bit uncomfortable. If they’re too tight, just let me know and we’ll get you some large ones to try.”
Well, my problem isn’t that they’re too tight. They’re way too loose! I checked my girth and it turns out 3.8 is pretty far below average. How should I break it to my mum that I actually need a smaller size? I don’t really know how to word it and desu I’m a tad embarrassed by the whole situation.
have a 18 cm american how much is it in cm European
Isaiah Brown
I don't have a bepis (:
Ethan Butler
no proofs that she is serb its your typical amerimutt claims, she says she has english russian and serbian roots but chechik is not a serbian surname
Easton Hughes
Why is it mesures in girth and not in diameter? Seems retarded
Adrian Wilson
She's a Serb mate.
Jayden Cook
>How should I break it to my mum that I actually need a smaller size? Just show her. Take out your dick before dinner, she'll understand.
Adrian Nguyen
mine is 15cm and thin
Jordan Turner
Why the fuck is your parent talking to you about sex and encouraging you to have sex? That's weird as hell.
Gavin Bell
>15 cm American or European
Aiden Gutierrez
very gay post
Camden Johnson
je mag mijne wel lenen hoor
Matthew Gomez
Your mom fucks the chemist
Asher Martin
She'd still be hot if it weren't for those lip injections. My girth is about 6" by the way. I'll never have sex anyway though.
Nicholas Jackson
theres no fucking difference cm you mutt
Ayden Hill
>tfw massive beer can girth but only about 5.5 inches long I've been told my penis is pretty aesthetic and beautiful though. Also girls tend to ignore the average length for the tremendous girth, suck it pencilfags
Hunter Sanders
15 centimeters, 5.9 inch in your retarded measurements
Jaxon Flores
She might have meant Chetnik
Justin Clark
>no fucking difference cm glad you don't work for the ESA or NASA
Bentley Ortiz
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Jaxson Campbell
>22cm micro penis it was over before it even started