/brit/

just watched Bohemian Rhapsody

was good but dunno why they made such a big deal of the Jim Cotton (or whatever his name was) lad in the final few scenes when he was literally in ONE largely superfluous scene mid way

just having a think

business idea:
book a holiday to europe during brexit date.
if brexit is alright come back
if its shite abscond and live in europe.

many face

mmmm goran

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Glad I'm not a girl wouldn't really know what to wear.

that little makeup with that dress is really jarring

mad how niggers exist

just want good willy feelings

id just wear bootie sohrts and cute tshirts

wonder what percent of religious people have actually read their holy texts in their entirety

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genuinely despise anime and how it's posted on Jow Forums with such a high frequency

cant imagine most religious are even able to read

i forgot about that, thanks for reminding me asshole

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they wouldn't be religious if they could read

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I want the furry porn spammer to come back

i heard a bunch of jihadis quit islam because they were told the koran said muhammed flew to the moon on a donkey and were like wot that's obviously bullshit

Any sexy big titty asian girls in?

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This is my girlfriend

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mad how this fat fuck is probably dead by now

>stop posting
>you keep going
why even call it /brit/ at this point
just call it /schizo fan club/

hindus dont (too many books and books are in an ancient esoteric language only priestly caste knows)
jews dont normally
christcucks and muslims do i think (though i guess muslims don't know the hadiths inside out)
buddists certainly dont (too many books)
sikhs might

phwwoooarrrr

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>shave scrubby patchy beard on cheeks
>leave the goatee
>now look like I'm in jail in the aryan brotherhood gang or something
want to shave it off but at the same time I don't

mental how shit quality street are compared to celebrations

he's muscular

thoughts on emmett, doug?

just ate a whole tub of hummus with a torn up bread roll

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Moon looks like computer graphics to me.

i like the straw berry and orange ones though

STATE of that face

most people don't know salman rushdie was born a muslim

why is the sun rising on the north side of the earth
makes you think doesn't it

What does any of this have to do with /brit/ or British culture in general?

Absolutely NO ONE here is even remotely interested in Yank politics - what the fuck would give you the impression that anyone here would be even remotely interested in your personal life?

>Hit the block, gauge cocked, hangin' over the do'
>Seven shot, one squeeze, ride pump, ya know?

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me? big fan of Ecclesiastes

In what sport does Fanny Chmelar compete for Germany?

Had gammon, chips and egg meself

>side

thoughts on drumpf's latest tweet lads?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1078376171845361665

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i have read the bible and i cried several times

clearly cgi
fuck off globecucks

most people don't know Rushie is Indian

I didn't mean for dinner sweaty x

doesn't really answer my question mate

isildur, cast it into the fire

i have had heartburn for 5 days

find the bible quite puerile.
better religious texts out there.

what parts made you cry?

no

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drinking an ipa and it literally just tastes like unsweetened lemonade
don't see the point at all

Doing the same

You lads ever been jumped before

used to go to scripture class to get out of doing p.e.
jokes on them, not a c*ristcuck

haha imagine ripping her panties off and mounting her right then and there in front of her family haha

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wanked so hard I can barely type

any footy on today lads?

when jesus died

like pearls before swine

hhhhggagaga ssame

bl*Ck p*Ople

this only works when you look like one of those lads
we all know you're a weak chinned vf

new timea bella scene out. might be her most degrading yet.

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Most Latinos just look like southern Europeans desu, if you mix with them the kid will probably be white.

I cried watching Passion of the Christ, Mel Gibson very good.

i never understood this picture.
nor did i ever understand that webm of the two lads beating each other with chairs and smoking a cig off the floor and kissing.

Funniest part is that there are still people who think this pic isn't shopped.

living my best life

it isn't

Dad would be fuming haha

woah

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why don't english girls do any of this really mucky stuff?

>protect white wimmin

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Unlike yourself I do not have to "imagine" the prospect of sexual intercourse.

Sam Hyde's comedy represents the disillusioned millennial and zoomer ethos, enthralled by modernity, yet longing for the distant and simpler past, and unable to fully embrace either.

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the ideas of the bible are so basic though

>so like god made a kid with mary and then the baby was born and it was god but then god decided that the man who was actually him needed to die so like god got himself killed but its ok because he was god so everyone turned out ok as a result like everyone can now like love each other and god is one thing but hes 3 things at the same time like, just love your neighbour man

alri mboko

The girl on the far right, with her bum exposed, is shopped into the picture. There was no one there before. Idiot.

i like sam hyde but his comedy is lacking

the holy trinity is a theologically complex concept. don't expect brainlets to appreciate it so I'm not really surprised haha x

abhorrent post
truly just terrible
i feel dumber for having read it
fuck off yank

Unreal how dull the girls at toil are

is there an island of thuggish, virile black women I can backpack around and end up on the news with my head 2 miles from my body