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I don't know if I want to put the effort into talking to another girl on tinder but i don't plan on uninstalling

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nice announcement you cunt

ok since everyone is posting tinder pics, heres a big tiddy bitch i matched with

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If dubs the moonlanding was faked

THOT

>green bubble scum
kys

tf does this mean

well, maybe i'm wrong but she can be that kind of girls that "like money".

no imessage

bruh you guys looking for a proper relationship on tinder? idc what she wants she got big tiddies and a tight ass

Have you used tinder before? Thought you were a virgin freak

what? who the fuck has an iPhone in 2018 LMAOOOOO

tinder is for sex only
t. knower

though if she's hooker she's a good, worth hooker.

Might get a relationship out of tinder but right now I'm content to use it to make female friends and FWBs

>dark mode

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tell i'm the only one

im not the retard swede
im the roadtrip swede

yes ive used tinder many times. most memorable moment was when i matched with a girl on tinder and she came home to me a few hours later that same night, i fucked her without condom and came in like 15 minutes because i was crossfaded as fuck, smoked a cigarette with her and then told her to leave. never spoke to her again and didnt get an std, based night

also tinder is easy as fuck in usa, i got about 150 matches a month in usa and i didnt even try desu lads

Thoughts on JLaw?

>lads

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yeah, i think it a good movie. its a bit to long though.

well, i was learned to respect women and not to give them money for sex coz it corrupts them.

I'd put my pecker in her bum, if you catch my drift

world domination husband

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>if you fuck women you don't respect them

sounds pretty fedora/virgin desu lad

How dare you to insult my crew? Sven isn't retard.

>lad

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Why this shit is full of faggs
Kys fag

post faster i am bored

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based,

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>if you give money to woman for sex you corrupt them
this's right.

And SvenPilled

I want to sniff her mestizo arsehole and footpussy

i don't get why she's so hated

based chilean poster
cringe chilean poster

>another chilean flag
bye

i used to think she was hot af, now i think shes ugly af

by the way, guys, what's right?
you give money to women for sex
or
you give women money for sex?

Haven't matched with anyone on tinder in a month

saw some guy holding a picket sign that said "I voted against socialism" when I was a kid
I didn't know what socialism was but equated it to socializing and thought this man wanted to out interhuman contact or something along those lines

Both work but 2nd is better

>thought this man wanted to out interhuman contact
You weren't wrong

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Good morning.

unpopular opinion: Skyrim was never good

i'm confused coz i've learned sentence in english is subject+verb+object.
And in sentence above money is object. subject (you) give(verb) money(object), right?

oblivion is the only one I enjoyed. just because of how accidentally funny it could be.

wrong

There are no real rules in English, you have to learn with practice basically

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it's a shit game but the OST is top tier

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Unironically read a lot of books, it helped me develop a large vocabulary and a sense for grammar at a young age

>it's a shit game
wrong
>OST is top tier
based
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are you the usual australian

WoW soundtrack > Skyrim soundtrack desu

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>4 664 visningar
dead game

26 year old construction worker here having a bit of a quarter-life-crisis.
Is 26 too late to start having relationships with women or go to school? I'm such a failure, goddamn.

thanks guys for now i'm owner this important knowledge.

I just got surgery and I can only speak mindz. Ask thinmmmmmg

>777
Bang! Jackpot!

What are your thoughts on eating pussy?

It's literally never too late to go to school, "too old for school" is such a meme

how did hollywood manage to trick people into thinking she's attractive

I secrettttly like gggguyytzss. 4chhsan hasss trend me into a hhhhomo

you like me?

>Is 26 too late to start having relationships with women
be sure it's never too late until your boom stick can into erection.

that's not even what happened, the opposite happened

they casted her in hunger games as a "strong female lead" and then people on leddit started to worship her, so hollywood started to put her in a bunch of movies because she was box office gold

Yeah i'm going to be honourable java programmer with cocaine and hookers.

the sphinx's nose was removed to hide the fact that it had the nose of a JEW

Guys, anyone ever had a blood draw or test? I'm panicking rn
How long does it take

it takes 5 minutes, you will likely be in the waiting room longer than they are drawing blood

what should i get for lunch? choices are subway, mcdonalds or wendys

i´ve done it multiple times, i barley feel anything

Pussy

doesn't take long just maybe 10-20 seconds, if youre squeamish don't look at the vial it will make you feel faint

Ah, that's who JLaw is. No, i don't think she's really beautiful.

50 mcnuggets

eat a baconator for me mate

and dip it in ketchup or else youre doing it wrong

I'm getting sick of construction work. The work itself isn't so bad but guys in construction are low IQ assholes and I'm so alienated among other construction workers. Feels fucking bad man.
Well that's not the case I still fap like 6x a day when I'm off work. I had a short LDR with a BPD girl from Britain but I don't know if I should count that as a success considering how fucked up she was.
You've never had a blood test? It barely hurts at all, don't be a pussy.

eat real food instead

work time probably wont take even an hour though

I dooont know. I cannng talk girrrrrl ffffrriend offf 3 ysage

not an option
ok i could do this

I hassle yecret boooyfrjme from Canada da who is e ski moose

dipping it in mayo is even better

I mean the worst thing you can do is not at least attempt to go back to school bud if you want to switch careers I think you should do everything you can do it

there's already mayo on the burger you stupid ass

you dip it in ketchup. just like when you buy 5guys you order mustard and mayo on the burger and then dip it in ketchup, everyone knows this

explain in proper english

fuck you, you don't know shit.