>move in to England
>hear a knock on door
>open them
"Bob's your uncle, there you are! You must be the new chap around here! Oh my, my, my! I see you ain't bog standard bloke. I'm quite chuffed to be honest. You seem like quite a cheeky bastard hehe. Anyway, I live house next door. So give me a tinkle on the blower when you wanna come over for a proper chinwag. I can show ya some nice and cozy areas around here hehehe."
Move in to England
Camden Collins
Aiden Long
what the fuck is wrong with you? why would anyone talk like that? kys
John Foster
inshallah
*dabs*
qt says holla fo dat hallal cock meat anyday
close door
pray on mat again
Gavin Ward
*hides boner*
Yeah, sure.
William Wood
I don't know why anyone would say "yippy kay-yay" or "in tarnation" but you don't see us complain.
Jackson James
I want to sniff her arsehole and footpussy
Robert Bennett
Looks like that's America. Most likely Michigan
Easton Reyes
how to get qt muslim gf like her?
Connor Jenkins
>I can show ya some nice and cozy areas around here hehehe
Is she talking about SEX?
Nathan Thomas
>his friends don't say yippy Kay yay and tarnation when at the pub
Yankee scum
Jason Jenkins
>bobs your uncle
>chap
>bog standard
>bloke
>chuffed
>cheeky
>tinkle
>blower
>proper
>chin wag
the amount of british buzzword
Brody Gutierrez
no pure girls like that don't even learn what that is until they're 25
James Thompson
nigga wtf
Luis Rogers
why wouldnt you report him and warn people... fucking retard dude.
Brayden Edwards
I didnt know what the fuck it was the posts were too obscure so curiousity got the best of me
Easton Howard
is hard candy. dont open this shit.
Isaiah Rogers
Any chances we fuck without marriage or your 10 brothers trying to kill me?
Parker James
What is hard candy?
Connor Morgan
and that's all she wrote
Angel Nelson
Hard core porn, le benis in bagina :D
Liam Ortiz
raw cheese pizza
lad, dont click it
Xavier Torres
Good ole Dearborn and Hamtramck