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There's a black monk at my church.

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anything good

>mong thinks he's read a book by karel capek when he actually read a book by David Wyllie

where in canada?
memes aside, liverpool is not that great a city but it may be fun for a year or two especially if liverpool win the league this year

fucking HELL

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they all seem to have willies, very confusing

which of the persons in the book debate is Dave?

PAUSE. IT.

Bugger Bognor.

He's a nice guy desu.

for once Dave is on the right side of the debate

anime

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just met my sisters new black bf

nice chap

what books has David Wyllie written?

struggle to read books me
i like a good audiobook that i can listen to whilst i'm playing fifa and simultaneously watching muted porn

mummy said we are having chinese for tea lads

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*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est

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what you gonna order?

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He's being a dick. Just ignore him.

get your honking pickle breath away from me

get replies from birds on dating sites but it never goes beyond one or two replies. My banter is fine and I ask them interesting questions.
Yet if I ask them out that quickly it usually gets a rejection

sick of women, might become a bender

grim grim grim

fucking hell rorke give it a rest

how can you not like pickles?
are you literally 12 or 13?

You're just a Pakistani bloke in a dress.

Whenever I order a burger I always ask them to leave the pickles off

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>you didn't read the Bible because you don't speak Hebrew and Greek
>nobody's read the Bible
how are there so many fucking idiots on /brit/? always a new type of stupid on here. every night

>Two Saudi families buy 62 Maltese passports

pants OFF
porn ON

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cor

this is what happens when u aren't attractive, dating websites weren't made for us

they're fucking disgusting

szechwan beef with aubergine, fried rice and a cheeky portion of ribs i think

I'm sorry for 1776

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Women don’t go on dating sites to seek out relationships, they go on dating sites for attention and complements

I fucking hate them man, but my penis loves them so I’m forced to put up with their cruelty.

vile

>>you didn't read the Bible because you don't speak Hebrew and Greek
>>nobody's read the Bible
correct

translation of capek's work

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probably misses his old glasses.

>correct

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strawpoll.me/17126175

bored of this argument

Move on runts and entertain me

reckon both of those people are american

u fokin will be

Yes I know he translated a book someone else wrote, but you were referring to a book he had written.

Strange, there seems to be no Icelandic term for Wales (W isn't in our alphabet)

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Mentally ill

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6536045/Furious-transgender-woman-rages-store-clerk-calls-sir-instead-maam.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6536045/Furious-transgender-woman-rages-store-clerk-calls-sir-instead-maam.html

i am dave

Guess you’re right but why would they match in the first place and bother to chat at all? Bear in mind I don’t swipe on munters, can pick them up from bars with much less effort
Would post some of the matches here but you lot shouldn’t be wanking right now, there’s still productive hours of the day left

our lady

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ales?

didn't say david wylie wrote a book.

ta x

Britain was truly the world's first superpower

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making turkey soup lars

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aesthetic

a faroese doctor got caught trying to meet a young lad by nonce hunters in glasgow ahhahahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=lHWV0gBdEaY

how do you think sara would react if i spunked over a picture of her then sent it to her?

yeah you said a book by David Wylie
what book were you referring to?

*jiggles your belly*

suspect you’re right
Will give up on it shortly, problem is in my line of work and in this area I just don’t meet girls irl

iirc u don't "match" on websites like okcupid or whatever anyway. Remember a lot of people right swipe just for validation even if they have no interest in you

do it for the lads

DE FOOKIN LADS

translation of capek's work

probably cry about it on twitter
or maybe she's learnt her lesson by now and will just ignore it

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>all those for white English
I didn't realise that this was a racist safe space

Wypipo be like Europe a continent lmao

made some banging lamb meatballs for dindins. went really well with the chopped tomatoes and nandos piri piri sauce

this is no anime

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What are you watching tonight Diego
Nothing stands out as being any good

Forgive me, and forgive those living in the colonies still loyal to the crown please

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>'OW DID T'COLESLAW MAKE IT FROM T'PLATE T'YE FOOKIN' MOUTH

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Gamestop is one of the best places for people watching. The lowest form of social vermin who are too afraid to show their faces elsewhere still make it out to go buy vidyagames.

There's a gamestop near the food court I go to on work days, and one of its most loyal patrons is a 50-something year old man in a blue or coral floral dress, unshaved legs, cat ears, who laughs to himself while brushing his hands over the bargain games.

You're just a Pakistani bloke in a dress.

£50k up north is like £160k in london

Quite fancy another wank, any recs?

yes I'm aware of the book Capek wrote, what was the book Wylie wrote that you referring to?

noncehunters are nearly always projecting

just found out there's more blacks in briatin than whites in africa. mad that.

I know, it's been on every board all fucking day.

Zeus needs to stop anonposting about himself here 2bqh