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spicy munchie box ed.

post rare munchies sub ed.

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Such a beautiful girl.

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It's comforting to believe that lonely people are lonely due to some individual moral failing in the same way that it's comforting to believe that poor people are just poor because they're lazy, but do you really believe that to be the case? Or do you just want to feel better about yourself and your position in the social hierarchy?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beeeerrrr

London paki started calling everyone who swore or ranted "dave" and now the moronic shitskin cunt cannot tell the difference, so resorts to calling people "schizo" when called out, even though he was called "schizo" when he first started spamming his "So this is Dave..." pasta.

Dave's trying to get all philosophical again!

how does the unemployable, obese, shut-in schizo have the audacity to call someone else "sheltered"?

classic boomer song

Imagine being a fat schizophrenic alcoholic virgin homosexual NEET wannabe coon wigger gimp cuckold faggot who claims he's a "white nationalist" despite sounding, looking, and acting like any run-of-the-mill feral nigger.

The schizophrenic Canadian needs to check himself out of life as soon as possible. He's an embarrassment to the white race.

In April a BMW racing through a fruit market in Foshan in China’s Guangdong province knocked down a 2-year-old girl and rolled over her head. As the girl’s grandmother shouted, “Stop! You’ve hit a child!” the BMW’s driver paused, then switched into reverse and backed up over the girl. The woman at the wheel drove forward once more, crushing the girl for a third time. When she finally got out from the BMW, the unlicensed driver immediately offered the horrified family a deal: “Don’t say that I was driving the car,” she said. “Say it was my husband. We can give you money.”

This 2008 television report features security camera footage of a dusty white Passat reversing at high speed and smashing into a 64-year-old grandmother. The Passat’s back wheels bounce up over her head and body. The driver, Zhao Xiao Cheng, stops the car for a moment then hits the gas, causing his front wheels to roll over the woman. Then Zhao shifts into drive, wheels grinding the woman into the pavement. Zhao is not done. Twice more he shifts back and forth between drive and reverse, each time thudding over the grandmother’s body. He then speeds away from her corpse.

In 2010 in Xinyi, video captured a wealthy young man reversing his BMW X6 out of a parking spot. He hits a 3-year-old boy, knocking the child to the ground and rolling over his skull. The driver then shifts his BMW into drive and crushes the child again. Remarkably, the driver then gets out of the BMW, puts the vehicle in reverse, and guides it with his hand as he walks the vehicle backward over the boy’s crumpled body. The man’s foot is so close to the toddler’s head that, if alive, the boy could have reached out and touched him. The driver then puts the BMW in drive again, running over the boy one last time as he drives away.

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is Dave or the Dave accuser the /brit/ meme of 2018?

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Fuck off virgin before I grind you down into a meat pie

nice try schizo you pathetic twat

optimal posting environment

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it started to look grim by mid 1943

You're literally both virgins lmao
do I want a pass from the wanna be hipster that's never had sexual intercourse?
nah mate because I don't really consider you an authority.
I've literally dedicated the better half a decade to racial awaking, getting in touch with my racial soul.
If you've been here any mount of time you know the rap is tongue in cheek.
I'm finished with this conversation.

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Was in the thread when the Dave gimmick was first made up. It was so dumb and nonsensical it honestly annoyed me, almost a year on and it still does my head in.

Definitely gimmick of the year

Absolutely Schizo tier. Now I wonder if you were the actual mac book Dave or the one that broke down at the bus driver

just realised i gave away some of my trip
ah well

Lets see your reich treasures, Dave.

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daytime /brit/ is an absolute disaster
losers trying their hardest to one-up each other's edginess, schizos and autists doing much the same
jesus wept. may as well put /brit/ on pause during these hours

werid res but ok

>Dave is just a gimmick

oh Daaaaave, Davey boy hahaha don't think you're getting away that easily!

Incels are fucking pathetic
I hat to agree with that tranny contrapoints but they really do just build a persona and find identity around being a virgin
You see the same on here with the "you're a NORMIE xD" shit. It's just a defence mechanism to shield themselves from actually bettering themselves or taking responsiblity

Incels UNIRONICALLY claim "I've tried everything" the same way obese fat cunts say "I tried dieting it just didn't work for me"

Lol get fucked you little gimp

I'm the cuckposter btw

Which dave?

I wake up naturally if I don’t wank the night before but sleep right through if I wank. This happen to anyone else?

>I've literally dedicated the better half a decade to racial awaking, getting in touch with my racial soul.
and how have you done that schizo? By posting about how you want to nonce your imaginary daughter? By taking selfies next to confederate flags? By spending hours on /brit/ making posts about hating your whore sister?

Reminder that this man is an imposter and uses a trip to try to pretend to be me.

Search the archives. I NEVER used a trip.

happening in cheadle (livestream below)
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hooked up my TV to my x220 through VGA, turned the display off on the x220

You want to put it where user? But I poop from there!

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>there's a discernable difference between /brit/ at different times of the day

it's full of edgy autistic virgins 24/7

test poost

Dave's not even a white nationalist.
I don't know why he gets so profoundly asspained when I post rap.
Probably because he thinks he's an authority on music despite having dogshit taste and not knowing anything about musical theory, composition, or having the ability to play an instrument.

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there is a very clear difference

why are you so obsessed lmao

yeah
I also wake up refreshed and readily if I haven't masturbated in a bit
and worn out and awful if I have

the original Dave

London paki proving the point that when he gets his daves mixed up he resorts to calling them schizos instead to try and save face.
HOWLING

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Owning those while being a wannabe coon only makes you look even more pathetic. You're an embarrassment and should kill yourself.

Well I'm a big fucking deal on the internet.
(far outside of /brit/)
but yeah delusions of grandeur schizo this schizo that blah blah
I'm tired of it, virign.
Don't respond.

>crypomining is dead
Thailad really is a total brainlet

Get some new material you sadact

Lmao because youre stealing my well known and respected gimmick. Everyone loved me but now youre ruining my reputation

Everyone knew I was the nigger lover who pretend to hate niggers.

Hang on, there was an Aussie in the last thread who said he'd suck dick to become British. Howling at that sad little twat.

You're not even a white nationalist.
Shut your virgin mouth.

You’re still a virgin if you haven’t had sex without a condom

Love how Emmett wipes the floor with literally any person who starts shit with him. His intelligence and wit is criminally underrated.

>crypomining

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>Well I'm a big fucking deal on the internet.
you aren't, these are actual schizo delusions of grandeur

nobody mines meme crypto anymore tard, except for those >nextbitcoin babby tier coins that take a couple minutes for each coin
buttcoin is strict investment territory now

I've read this post before and I think it might have even authored it originally
You're a wannabe coon. You're a cuckold nationalist if anything. Kill yourself loser.

There is no original dave

it is though, what's the most profitable coin to mine now? monero?

all the JFs who post here are massive /brit/boos

There is literally no other explanation for why they'd come here. They all try to emulate our slang as well.

Bit cringe, I imagine this is how black people feel when white lads try and talk urban around them. We're the "cool" lads on Jow Forums I guess

I quite literally am.

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>state
>virgin
>cope
such a wordsmith

obsessed

I will if he won't

>Double-hit cases” have been around for decades. I first heard of the “hit-to-kill” phenomenon in Taiwan in the mid-1990s when I was working there as an English teacher.

>A fellow teacher would drive us to classes. After one near-miss of a motorcyclist, he said, “If I hit someone, I’ll hit him again and make sure he’s dead.” Enjoying my shock, he explained that in Taiwan, if you cripple a man, you pay for the injured person’s care for a lifetime. But if you kill the person, you “only have to pay once, like a burial fee.” He insisted he was serious—and that this was common.

What the fuck is wrong with chink cunts? Fucking subhumans

Absolute state of this thread.

Imagine actually being such a brainlet you partake in Dave/schizo arguments.

I honestly pray you get better Schizo, posting the same reaction images for years, on here for hours of the day, your mental health must be a pile of smouldering ash. You cannot keep living like this.

weird flex but ok

london paki still seething i see. kek.

I've made 4k since June mining crypto

Emmett is based. Emmett may I ask, in that picture where you have that big beard, how many months of growth is it?

unironically true

where are you a big deal then mate?

you forgot his zealous misuse of "LARP" which I'm convinced he doesn't know the actual meaning of

Mate, I take being white VERY, VERY seriously.
I can assure you.

We did a poll and it was Dave and Lachlan tied in first place

Absolute state of that poser

hahahaaha
pics or it didnt happen

mining which coin(s)?

london paki needs help
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Everywhere.

my pass expires in 1 hour lads

You're a wigger you little faggot
You're an incel wigger alcoholic who sits on here drinking and listening to rap music

You're no white nationalist you pathetic coon wannabe. You should immediately kill yourself

>1080
my sides!

About 3 months. Started in early October.

liar
state of this virgin cope LARP

>kek

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Lol those aren't even me you sad, literal cocksucker

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4k is a meme until proven otherwise.

>I honestly pray to Allah
I bet you do, London paki.

Fucking state of him, hahaha.

Not really. I don't act black, I don't wish I was black at all. I just listen to rap sometimes.
I realize this is very hard for you to understand.
>You're an incel
Not at all.
You're literally a fucking virgin, Dave.
Go get laid you spasticated sexless gimp.

So what's your pseudonym schizo
Or are you known as Emmett in these circles of yours

thailad
call the king a bender again

Stop replying to my posts you pathetic wigger alcoholic
You're a wannabe coon cuckold

An embarrassment to the white race

you've been busted, london paki

Imagine being on /brit/ EVERY fucking DAY
and STILL not understanding what the fuck Schizo is on
like the fact that so few of us actually get it
really really speaks volumes for the intelligence of the average /brit/ user

fuck you're so thick

Lmao you try to post in AAVE all the time you weird cringelord

>again

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You're replying to me, Dave.
You've lost the fucking plot, incel.

Yeah, I unironically cringe hard whenever I see someone using that word.