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YHWH save us

Never had Beef Wellington lads, am I missing out?

Well Joe Biden said it did. I've never watched it.

right lads mummy has thrown out the sausage packaging so there are no instructions on how long to cook them for. how does one know when they are done?

Depends. What's your stance on rape gangs?

why are black people so materialistic?

Never had 8 inches of cock up my bumhole lads, am I missing out?

REALLY makes you think

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Me?
Oh well I am emigrating.

whats with these idiots talking as if the 90s were overtly homophobic when they absolutely weren't?

FFS Jezza.

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Yes. Proper filet de bœuf en croûte is a positive joy

alri lads

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>-2 °C

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the dividing line between millennials and zoomers is how well you remember 9/11. millennials remember it vividly, zoomers very little or not at all.

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Don't get me started on them, don't count that as a British accent though so irrelevant.

Yes, it's lovely.
Once had a chicken and stewed pear Wellington at Blakey Ridge in the NY Moors and it was dreamy.

We've conquered all of Europe
We're never going to stop
From Paris down to Turkey
We've won the fucking lot
Bob Paisley and Bill Shankly
The fields of Anfield Road
We are loyal supporters
And we come from Liverpool

Allez Allez Allez!
Allez Allez Allez!
Allez Allez Allez!
Allez Allez Allez!

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russian humour
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-46699507

Alri tarq

the breakfast

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alri tarq
fancy lending us a tenner till next pension?

Lend me 82p please.

>implying that's not funny

literally a harrowing thought to consider that this is a set up

what evil

>plump and juicy

quite.

pls resbond

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what does sex feel like lads?

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salty milk and coins

it's like smoking crack but not as good

wish they got the white house too

Bloody brilliant

Varies wildly desu

thread is very slow surely nothing like

...

youtube.com/watch?v=HpoydINzfmc

dunno haha I'm a 26 year old virgin

Swisspill me on the Gatwick airport drone incidents. I'm completely in the dark.

Its subtle

As I walked through the night, muttering under my breath (as there was no-one to hear), I found myself strongly attracted to the abstract concepts of friendships and associated potentialities, but then paradoxically slightly distant, almost repulsed by, the more concrete examples of my personal life I had assembled thus far. I was tempted by that Imp of the Perverse into exploring disgusting conversations wherein I would, in a grand and self-immolatary gesture, declare myself too good for my friends and send my relationships up in smoke or imagining with bitter gall situations in which my friends might abandon me in need, deriving a savage glee from how they might regret their (entirely imaginary) treatment of me once a final end was put to it all. These thoughts were never fully serious of course, but I explored them and indulged in them nonetheless the way one might test a rotten tooth with one’s tongue. But hand-in-hand with this vicious fantasy came a sweetness, a romanticisation of the concept of what friends could be. I imagined riding a motorcycle from coast to coast with, singing karaoke with, even embracing with, less a real person but more an abstraction of a friend, a shapeless and voiceless shifting apparition onto which I could project such virtues as charity and understanding that I know I neither myself possess or deserve. I thought of sex with similar humanlike abstractions, how they might react to my odd predilections, inviting the thought of their ridicule with teeth gritted before pivoting and smiling at the warmth of their welcome. I swung between the two states, one twisted and horrible in its discharity and the other naive and hopeless in its idealised optimism, for some time, all the while vocalising to the pounding music in my head as I walked, feet tracing the route back home without thought.

Dave

yeah, not going to be reading any 10 line long post, especially yours.

Feels like a vice is squeezing my heart lads.

We are a nation of incompetent idiots who had to wait for a drone battery to run out because even the army couldn't find it.

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you had to be there mate

do you ever look back at your google docs folder and find the things you wrote completely alien, like they were written by a complete stranger?/

because i do

>tfw there will never another terrorist attack as kino as 9/11

heart attack incoming.

omg that's me haha

i will vote for The Komeito Party in the next elections

no. i'm not schizophrenic

they could have taken it down at any time

but they wanted to find out who was behind it, which would require tracking it home

just been flicking through the complete works of Evola but for some reason I can't find "the dogshit that is dogshit is dogshit", please advise

reckon the vast majority of the dislikes on Rewind 2018 are just people who don't give a shit and disliked it for the laugh

...yes

So did the lad who owned it just let it run out of battery or did he fly it home?

I kept a journal from 15-19 and never read what I had written in it. Put it in my parents loft where it remained for years. Had to collect something one day and found it again and read a page and almost threw up, lmao. I could remember exactly what I was doing at the time of writing everything I read as well. Weird as fuck it was

Yes, old forum posts too
Seems like another person entirely

not really a great plan
did the drone even exist ?

i can't be forced to watch it
explain what happens in it because it garnered alot of controversy

Be quiet potatoboy

I'm hungry.

Well, I say "a journal" but it was about 20 different ones wrapped up in a plastic bag and sealed inside a big envelope (which I did so I'd know if someone stumbled on it and opened it).

The tao te ching? Plato's symposium? Kant's transcendental aesthetic?

Sargon's this week in stupid, for me lads

an intriguing premise

>A story about a man who every night before he goes to sleep inserts all sorts of timebombs and boobytraps into his skull to try and kill his future self, and then wakes up and desperately tries to defuse the bombs to survive the assassination attempt by his past self and then repeats the cycle every day

seriously wtf was past-me thinking when he wrote this shit

have you watched it? it's utterly dreadful.

why do black people spend $600 on a pair of sneakers when all they have to eat is ramen noodles?

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We're actually don't know, the drone might not have even existed since it hasn't been found.

It's wank.

my mum don't know your mum

it was cringe but not necessarily anymore so than the previous rewind videos. they had a bit of a SJW rant in the middle though so I'm thinking that was what gave it traction and it just took off after that

Why do white people not have babies

people think that having valuable status symbols will somehow improve their life meaningfully.

high time preference

Vote Greens Japan

I want to smell Emma Watson's asshole.

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That the youtube thing?

got clowned on by 2015 me dabbing on gchq

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Traditionalism is bollocks

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>blacks
>ramen noodles
Surely you mean $2 10 piece chicken wings?

this post reminded me of the Simpsons sex pistols episode

It feels great when you slide your dick in
Almost like the minge was designed to accommodate your penis perfectly and draws you in to it
I have never managed to complete the 'pull out method' in my life despite numerous attempts, even psyching myself up before hand and going in to sex with the intention that this would be the time I will pull out and not fail. The more I think about pulling out and finally managing it, the deeper I thrust at the last second. I don't know how fuckers do it

Seeing my forum posts as a teenager makes me want to strangle my teenage self desu.

>those filthy feet
Vile troglodyte

what if she has some poo on it lad?

yeah, since you take it through your head and youre an arsehead