Hi frens, happy New Year,
i screwed up with video of celebrating it here, didn't find some decent phone for this.
That xiomi didn't take anything in night.
/cum/
Blake Sanchez
Chase Johnson
I'm at my friend's house rn and too drunk to drive home
My room's clean and anime free though
Hopefully won't be an incel soon because some girl from Tinder who just got out of a relationship asked me if I wanted to fuck and I said yes
Except she also apparently wants a relationship
Jacob Sullivan
Cry me a River
Nathaniel Gonzalez
iM GONNA UFCKNG CUM
Juan Sullivan
Me too. I was thinking about buying a cheap semi auto rifle but I figure I'll probably end up using it to kill myself rather than a home invader.
>Except she also apparently wants a relationship
she doesn't know that you don't
Angel Bailey
Elijah Lopez
Please let me fucking cum me mistress please let me fucking cum for the new year I've been a good boy working hard
Charles Sanchez
November:
Tinder bio was my height and some description of me
Photos were of me hanging out with my friends and I'm dressed like a normie
Anthem was a Travis Scott song
I got a few matches here and there and they were usually college thots
December:
Bio is a quote from It's Always Sunny
Photos are of me smoking weed, around art, or drinking
Anthem is an indie song
Got tons of matches with cute zoomer art hoes
I kind of want one too but I don't want to fall into the same trap the other tinder poster fell into and fall in love with a girl just because she let me put my dick inside her
Luis Roberts
My Tinder pictures are all mirror selfies and one really close up picture to show off my ugliness and the bio is just self-loathing
0 matches so far
Henry Butler
Because you'll attract people like you and you just described extremely ugly landwhales.
Thankfully I decided to embrace my inner art hoe aesthetic and started attracting art hoes