JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE THE RIDE edition
/brit/
Corr look what arrived
wish my parents had sent me to karate class as a kid
Best way to stop your daughter from becoming a slag is getting her into books and videogames (not online videogames though, only singleplayer ones)
Best way to stop your son from becoming a faggot like yourself is to get him into sports, camping and creative engineering shit like making little planes out of cardboard. Only ever get him normie videogames like FIFA and GTA.
And finally, make sure to keep a close watch on both of their browsing habits. Turn off the wifi when you go bed. Don’t let the internet raise them, or your son will grow up with a cuckold porn addiction and your daughter will think she’s transracial or some stupid shit. Almost forgot, but you should also raise them on as little sugar as possible. Sugar makes you fat and is as addictive as heroin. Make them learn to love greens and they’ll be healthier and better looking than 80% of their fat disgusting transgender peers
>camping
Forgot pic x
yanks still incapable of making an edition that isn't just autistic screeching about their own interests
>Best way to stop your daughter from becoming a slag is getting her into books and videogames (not online videogames though, only singleplayer ones)
>Best way to stop your son from becoming a faggot like yourself is to get him into sports, camping and creative engineering shit like making little planes out of cardboard. Only ever get him normie videogames like FIFA and GTA.
>And finally, make sure to keep a close watch on both of their browsing habits. Turn off the wifi when you go bed. Don’t let the internet raise them, or your son will grow up with a cuckold porn addiction and your daughter will think she’s transracial or some stupid shit. Almost forgot, but you should also raise them on as little sugar as possible. Sugar makes you fat and is as addictive as heroin. Make them learn to love greens and they’ll be healthier and better looking than 80% of their fat disgusting transgender peers.
Dave is imagining how he'd raise his kids if he miraculously was no longer a virgin freak
Dave is thinking about how he'd raise his imaginary kids if he wasn't a virgin freak.
>Best way to stop your daughter from becoming a slag is getting her into books and videogames (not online videogames though, only singleplayer ones)
>Best way to stop your son from becoming a faggot like yourself is to get him into sports, camping and creative engineering shit like making little planes out of cardboard. Only ever get him normie videogames like FIFA and GTA.
>And finally, make sure to keep a close watch on both of their browsing habits. Turn off the wifi when you go bed. Don’t let the internet raise them, or your son will grow up with a cuckold porn addiction and your daughter will think she’s transracial or some stupid shit. Almost forgot, but you should also raise them on as little sugar as possible. Sugar makes you fat and is as addictive as heroin. Make them learn to love greens and they’ll be healthier and better looking than 80% of their fat disgusting transgender peers.
Fascinating
*walks off and talks to someone who is not mentally ill*