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JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE THE RIDE edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=wjaQB_yTn98
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_State_Killer#Suspects
theguardian.com/media/2007/sep/24/television
youtu.be/k4fPhkUsw6A?t=225
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Corr look what arrived

wish my parents had sent me to karate class as a kid

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Best way to stop your daughter from becoming a slag is getting her into books and videogames (not online videogames though, only singleplayer ones)

Best way to stop your son from becoming a faggot like yourself is to get him into sports, camping and creative engineering shit like making little planes out of cardboard. Only ever get him normie videogames like FIFA and GTA.

And finally, make sure to keep a close watch on both of their browsing habits. Turn off the wifi when you go bed. Don’t let the internet raise them, or your son will grow up with a cuckold porn addiction and your daughter will think she’s transracial or some stupid shit. Almost forgot, but you should also raise them on as little sugar as possible. Sugar makes you fat and is as addictive as heroin. Make them learn to love greens and they’ll be healthier and better looking than 80% of their fat disgusting transgender peers

>camping

Forgot pic x

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yanks still incapable of making an edition that isn't just autistic screeching about their own interests

>Best way to stop your daughter from becoming a slag is getting her into books and videogames (not online videogames though, only singleplayer ones)

>Best way to stop your son from becoming a faggot like yourself is to get him into sports, camping and creative engineering shit like making little planes out of cardboard. Only ever get him normie videogames like FIFA and GTA.

>And finally, make sure to keep a close watch on both of their browsing habits. Turn off the wifi when you go bed. Don’t let the internet raise them, or your son will grow up with a cuckold porn addiction and your daughter will think she’s transracial or some stupid shit. Almost forgot, but you should also raise them on as little sugar as possible. Sugar makes you fat and is as addictive as heroin. Make them learn to love greens and they’ll be healthier and better looking than 80% of their fat disgusting transgender peers.

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Dave is imagining how he'd raise his kids if he miraculously was no longer a virgin freak

Dave is thinking about how he'd raise his imaginary kids if he wasn't a virgin freak.
>Best way to stop your daughter from becoming a slag is getting her into books and videogames (not online videogames though, only singleplayer ones)
>Best way to stop your son from becoming a faggot like yourself is to get him into sports, camping and creative engineering shit like making little planes out of cardboard. Only ever get him normie videogames like FIFA and GTA.
>And finally, make sure to keep a close watch on both of their browsing habits. Turn off the wifi when you go bed. Don’t let the internet raise them, or your son will grow up with a cuckold porn addiction and your daughter will think she’s transracial or some stupid shit. Almost forgot, but you should also raise them on as little sugar as possible. Sugar makes you fat and is as addictive as heroin. Make them learn to love greens and they’ll be healthier and better looking than 80% of their fat disgusting transgender peers.

Fascinating

*walks off and talks to someone who is not mentally ill*

Jerusalem has been attacked 52 times, captured and recaptured 44 times, besieged 23 times, and destroyed twice.

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solve all social problems by making drugs legal like sugar

no one steals a tv for a choccy bar because chocolate is legal and inexpensive

phwoaaarrrr

rorke convulsing and screaming

>A WOMAN wearing a hijab who rushed to the aid of a couple stabbed in the Manchester terror attack victims have been widely praised.

>Two members of the public and a British Transport policeman suffered injuries due to the attack when an unidentified man ran amok as revellers were gearing up to celebrate the new year yesterday evening.

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Rushed in and did what exactly?

make sure they watched based peterson videos as well!

Now that the dust has settled, was pizzagate real?

Anti drug teetotal types are incredibly smug, have limited intellectual horizons and an unbearable aura of self congratulation.

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shes more british than yo wiill ever be

you know if everyone who wore a hijab weren't allowed into the country there would be no terror attack in the first place
ever thought of that

How's /healthy 2019/ coming along lads?

>Replaced fizzy drinks with water or sparkling water at worst
>Replaced chocolate after evening meal with a bio yoghurt
>Replaced daytime snack with an apple

Unironically not even that bad, shoulda done this earlier and probably would have added 20 years to my life

shoved a bandage dipped in m.r.s.a. over their wounds

"Holy Roman Empire".
This is very difficult to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard. "Holy", you say, while grinning like Voltaire did. "Holy", it is its name. But then, thinking of "Holy", you think about all the Emperors who were excommunicated. You think about all those who tried to fuck with the pope. You think about the wars of religion and how many of them ended up as protestant heretics.
But then, the funniest is coming: "Roman". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. "Roman", it is called despite the fact that this "Roman" body is standing on Germania, a land so harsh and poor that the Legions of Rome refused to set foot on it. A germanic and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves "Roman".
And now, here is the end of the fun: "Empire". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An "Empire", a body made of dozens of petty duchies and counties, all fighting for themselves, giving strange names to their position, full of Grand-Dukes or Archdukes. An "Empire" who will stay between Poland and France, while the great powers of Europe will create colonies all around the world.
"Holy" "Roman" "Empire"

was she the only one/first one to assist or something? Otherwise, singling her out for praise because she was wearing a hijab seems highly problematic.

teetotallers are wronguns imagine not being able to trust yourself with drink and drugs

wtf are those two female officers going to do

would absolutely heemed in an situation

kek london paki is SEETHING

>Best way to stop your daughter from becoming a slag is getting her into books and videogames (not online videogames though, only singleplayer ones)

>Best way to stop your son from becoming a faggot like yourself is to get him into sports, camping and creative engineering shit like making little planes out of cardboard. Only ever get him normie videogames like FIFA and GTA.

>And finally, make sure to keep a close watch on both of their browsing habits. Turn off the wifi when you go bed. Don’t let the internet raise them, or your son will grow up with a cuckold porn addiction and your daughter will think she’s transracial or some stupid shit. Almost forgot, but you should also raise them on as little sugar as possible. Sugar makes you fat and is as addictive as heroin. Make them learn to love greens and they’ll be healthier and better looking than 80% of their fat disgusting transgender peers.

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imagine all us lads in the trenches of ww3

i'd be painting pictures to spruce the place up a bit

would be gangraping moni

unironically yes

can't trust somebody that can't trust themselves with a even tiny amounts of mind-alterting substances tbqh

The police got there first, one of whom was stabbed by the mental knife-wielding paki whilst subduing him and stopping him murdering those injured people.

Far as I can tell she came over and stood there once he was already arrested.

this is unironic good advice but a bunch of degenerate mongs who turned into exactly what you described are gonna fedora you

What would you do if two unarmed policewomen tried to apprehend you?

>the ethnicity/religion of the attacker doesn't matter but the ethnicity/religion of good samaritans does
ah yes, logical

anyone ever been to see an escort?

can't be living like this anymore (26 year old virgin)

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follow their instruction

I'd write some poems about war.
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virgin freak

teetotalism is the only way to keep your body clean and pristine
god and his son jesus christ will not look favourably on people who disgrace their own temple

>i don't need drugs, i'm already crazy enough as it is!

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Have I committed a crime?

bravo

haha no sweetums
that just delays the slag-ism
once they go to uni they'll go full slag and they'll be a complete hot mess for several years

WHEREAS if you just let your daughter be normal, she'll be a slag in her teens and then mostly grow out of that by the time she's gone to uni/become an adult, and you'll end up with a lot more mature daughter
the latter category are the ones who'll go on to have stable families
the former category become the cool wine aunts

say I'll only come with them if one of them sticks their truncheon up my arse and fucks me with it haha x

Still have not had a burger this year and i'm freaking out

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I haven't committed a crime so I would fully cooperate in the knowledge that justice would be done.

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I'm high on LIFE haha x

Pro Tip: you will not feel like a fat lard in January if you don't let yourself become a sheep and follow Christmas marketing into letting yourself BECOME fat by eating everything.

Spending all our money on gym gear now aren't you, fat fucks

my unironic diet today..it's truly shameful

>sausage roll
>ham sandwich
>chinese pork and cabbage bun
>4 x spicy wings from chicken shop
>steak sandwich
>bottle of cider

probably about 3200kcal

feel very grim.

moses smoked weed. how else did a burning bush talk? the bush was a cannabis bush

Dave would raise his children on birdseye Chicken dippers and neglect him to rant about his autistic fantastical ideas on Jow Forums, it'd be like that scene on trainspotting where the baby dies from their parents' heroin habit

Bradders on ITV

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no one in the thread even said this

75g of protein and 25g of creatine straight down the gullet

Is this Ed Sheeran?

Yeah, quite a few times. There's no shame (or harm) in shagging one if you're a virgin. Just use protection, lad.

Fat fucking mess

just let them walk it in then, bankrupt mastercard, feed the world

yes

rape them

if you think a few days of +1000kcal or even 2000kcal surplus has any significant impact on your physique, you're retarded.

what the fuck /brit/
youtube.com/watch?v=wjaQB_yTn98

Which UK city has the worst gangs?

I mean actual gangs, not tyrone down the park

I know Nottingham was notorious when I was growing up

>sweetums

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London, maybe Croydon

not sure why you're soyposting a post that's obviously written by a woman

Wonder if its possible they might still catch the Zodiac, you never know.
They caught this guy :
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_State_Killer#Suspects

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Refuse to watch this exploitative nonsense

>clickbait title to try and bait me to waste 6 minutes of my time
shant

Most people celebrate Christmas over more than a few days, mate (maybe not you, though)

When are the woke liberal elites going to wake up to Jeremy 'let's sneer at the underclass' Kyle?

Lie detectors only sense if you are nervous.

I'd be wanking

London easily. Shithole filled with evil feral niggers.

Reckon dave would unironically be a great father

Popping down to the kitchen for a drink, anyone want owt while I'm out?

any good sites for streaming films lads?

Lefties can't even pretend to like the white working class

theguardian.com/media/2007/sep/24/television

HAHA LADS I DO DRUGS
DID I MENTION I DO DRUGS?
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT I TELL YOU THAT I DO DRUGS

really hope man united lose

Tu as un paki dans une robe

just download them tbqh
streaming will almost always result in a lower quality

ohnonononononononono
youtu.be/k4fPhkUsw6A?t=225

Brum

>a lot more mature daughter
you mean burnt out and jaded, unable to form deep emotional connections due to emotional baggage from an unstable puberty

l want to watch it NOW