How do wagies do it?

Aperture Science?

Because I unironically love my job

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its not the specific event im scared of but the fact i have to wake up early or my god like routine getting interrupted

You're autistic then.

Because I unironically love my job

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Nah we don't make portals, only quzntum computing and brain chips

Biggest cope of all time

Because I unironically love my job

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Uh oh wagie, better rush to work or mr. Goldberg is going to write you up again for being late!

Because most people like contributing to society and interacting with people on a regular basis, and perhaps they even like doing their job.

Kill yourself leech faggot.

Because I unironically love my job

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Because I ironically love my job

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things that never happened

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I agree with OP. All my life I was Mr grumpy pee pants if I didn't get my 8 hours of sleep + 1 hour of waking up. I worked hard to find my own career. Self employment lets me make my own hours, sleep in until 10. Work until 8pm. The trade off is doing your own nightmarish accounting and the unreliability of income doesn't allow me to buy a home. I couldn't cope with a wagecuck job. I was a NEET for 10 years though so I took early retirement and I guess that played a role in me being spoiled. Good for you OP but you will need to challenge yourself in something productive or you will not be happy. Unless you're completely beta and you don't have that drive.

Why you dont set an early schedule? You dont pay for your doctor?

Legit sounds like a shit life, and you tried to make it sound so cool and chill, "oh yeah I send pics to random tinder thots, then eat a quark shake"

OP, you're a fucking faggot and you are living a shit life if you think you've made it, there is nothing worth living for in that baseless self centered day

what is your job?

Because people choose to work. If it gets to the point where you hate your job you can start looking for a new one.

Most people's first couple of jobs will suck because they'll end up with the work that other people will do the least. Over time though, as you gain experience you get more responsibility and money. Then it becomes more interesting and rewarding.

And sure, it takes years to get there but it beats earning a fraction of that to stay in your mom's basement filling piss jugs, doesn't it?

then tell us how you spend ur days user

sucking off kikes dick for a wage. thats how his life looks like.

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Full time work, taking care of my Mum and my younger sisters, it's not glamorous but it gives me a reason to do what I do.

Rather this, than the fucking quark shake reject OP life

>anxiety getting a passport

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now this is unironically unironically true
neet life is nice, it just needs to actually be like the memes: improve your mind and find a productive passion you can dedicate yourself to. fucking wagie's gf while he's at work can only keep you satisfied for so long

waking up and going to sleep at proper hours are good for your mental state

>taking care of my Mum and my younger sisters
i do that aswell you goober, difference i dont have to suck mr shekelsteins cock for it.

BASED neet poster makes wegies RAGE one more time

being a wagie is the worst. and it's not just the 8 or so hours that you spent there, it literally takes a toll on your soul EVERY single minute of the day. what do you do after work? you speed up home in a frenzy to maximize the "free" time you have until the next work day so you have enough time to rest. if ANYTHING happens which requires you to spend time doing anything other time resting drives you insane because you know you won't have enough time to rest. going to sleep knowing that tomorrow you have to wake up early AGAIN to go to work is the worst feeling ever. you can't even enjoy a sunday because you know tomorrow you start another 6 day slavery marathon.

this is EXACTLY what im talking about.

wagies can simply not defend this and i want to know HOW they can fucking do it.

they are brainwashed my fellow neet

>forced

nobody has a gun to their head. It's an exchange of labour for money.

This. Whenever I'm driving during rush hour, wagies zoom past me like madmen. Try driving the speed limit, and you will get aggression towards you while you drive even in the "slow lane".

all i see is wagies slowing each other down in the desperate battle to get 'home', as though the cucking didn't happen at the end of my night / as soon as they left

>what are neetbuxs
it's literally you who pay his bills

>sleep 10-12 hours
ok
>wake up whenever my body feels like it
ok
>workout 2 hours
ok
>make a selfie of my back or sixpack and sent it to random tinder thots
alcohol = bluepill
>eat a mango, rasperry, blueberry, quark shake
meh
>go tan
cancer
>come home and rest, watch a movie or 2.
sedentarism
>check biz
sedentarism
>either play football with mates or meet a tinder sloot
sex addiction
>sleep whenever i get tired
toxic sleep disorder
kek

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Many choose to serve their job description as the idol who they are.

literal wagecucks. Wow

wagies are brainwashed by mr.shekelberg. An ancient mr.shekelberg created public schools to get people used to wagecucking, being obedient, and doing mindless tasks for set hours. Wagecucks are literally the lowest form of life. It’s incredibly sad.

The speed limit is for commercial vehicles over 10,000 gvrw.

Notice the border around the device, that is syntax.

Your engine driven automobile in which you travel to church or market...

Is not a device for causing turbid fluid dynamics. Why do what is less safe to serve the law of man? That is insanity, order-following idolatry.

Schoooling is Prussian, hardly ancient.

gynecologist?

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false, the jews have rigged the economy so you are forced to work AND you are forced to compete against imported slave labor via h1b visas and open borders. This is why wages never increase.

Wagie here. I make 80k a year, 35hrs a week show up and leave when I want. I also just got a raise for exemplary performance despite the fact that I’ve done nothing but trade crypto since jan. I don’t know how you faggots are still losing money, this market is incredible. Also, you’re welcome for my vites and pcn shills recently. Kys neets.

Must be why all the NEETs bragging about not being brainwashed have jobs.

So were you born into money or running a welfare scam? You list nothing in your day essential to surviving.

are you brainlet blind? read point 8 in list

What is your job, user?

Lmao OP are you bragging or something? Your life sounds fucking boring and pointless.

Nanotech r&d

Two words - Pavlov dogs
Wagies aren't born, they're conditioned and trained over time

You're not wrong, google "Prussian slaves, public schools"

it sounds amazing, is this bait? Getting fit, banging girls, staying active, being entertained..

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true

hahahahahahaha. let it go wagie.

Labor is also your prayer to God.
The wagies have something you dont.
Society was built by proud men who came together.
You are building yourself unto yourself.

These threads always get 100+ replies.

Stop falling for the bait!

Based neet poster.

stop masturbating and porn and your level of happiness will increase 1000%

true story

you dont have to become a c omplete jesus fanatic, you can still have sex if you find a woman who wants it just dont fap and porn

if the labor is to serve someone else and make them richer rather than produce or nurture something, then it's not valuable labor.

bullshit statement
did not jack off for straight six months and also did not watch any porn.
my happiness did not increased by 1000% - that is a bullshit statement

Easy. I like my coworkers, and I get stories I can tell people that aren't about video games. What else do I need?

Is it bullshit I was just about to pump one out, regardless I'm pretty happy. I'd be happier if I had some mushrooms though

well maybe you werent a porn addict in deep shit, I dunno. at the height of my addiction, I would cum 6 times a day

nofap saved my life

I know right. I get excited when I have to get my routine prostate exam. The doctor says I don't really need it yet because I'm only 23, but I insist it has to be done.

23 year old boomer thinks he "doesn't need" a prostate exam. Good luck with your prostate cancer, boomer.

Because I unironically love my job

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I'd rather kill myself desu. And I say this as a wagie.

Also, for the question about how do wagies do it?

Substance abuse.

>.t NEET with rich parents
>inability to see the value in hard work alone without regard to pay
KYS

>workout 2 hours
So you workout 2 or 3 times per week? Way to be average, basedboi.

>tfw University admin on £36k a year

Feels good man

>work from home one day a week
>slack off probably 50% of the time
>leave early and nobody notices as it's a huge open plan office

For me it's a means to an end - I'll be mortgage free in 4 years, then once I'm unshackled by the mortgage Jew I'll just work part-time doing something interesting to cover bills

investment advisor. love my job. not a wagecuck cause i treat this as a business.

how much chain link do you own

none right now. sold 75% of my crypto portfolio at the height of the mania. if you've been in bitcoin prior 2014 you'd already know what these market cycles are like.

still waiting for my low ball buy orders to fill.

'capitalism is an evil jew creation'
'socialism is a cancer'
what system is it you want exactly

I get you user, if you don't learn from the doc where the spot is you'll waste time finding it yourself

So who takes care of you and pays your bills? Mommy and Daddy?

what are neetbuxs?

is teaching hard? seems like it could be comfy

can confirm. wasn't too bad in the beginning but now, after 8 years, my spirit is crushed

>wake up whenever I want
>go to PC do some TA
>click a couple times with the mouse and type in numbers
>wait
>later type some numbers again
>somehow this made more money than 5 wagecucks in 2 weeks
>crypto is literally the IRL endless moneycheat

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the trick is that for every one of you who wins, 9 people lose
which isn't to say you feel guilty, just that it's not really a replicable strategy for 90% of people

yeah but you suffer losses eventually. trading is not a steady income

...

>work a shitty job
>slack off all the time
>constantly on my phone because I work so hard no one says shit
>crack nigger jokes with the boys
>drink on the job
>job involves a bit of physical labor so I can eat whatever the fuck I want without worrying about getting fat

It's not so bad

>sixpack or back
>sixpack beer
You might literally be retarded

Capitalism with only NEETs

I get depressed just watching that workplace.

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another 14 yrs old retard
go to sleep kiddo