Aperture Science?
How do wagies do it?
Kayden Sanchez
Jason Powell
Because I unironically love my job
Gavin Butler
its not the specific event im scared of but the fact i have to wake up early or my god like routine getting interrupted
Benjamin Johnson
You're autistic then.
Matthew Myers
Because I unironically love my job
Brody Fisher
Nah we don't make portals, only quzntum computing and brain chips
Jordan Campbell
Biggest cope of all time
Cameron Myers
Because I unironically love my job
Aiden Young
Uh oh wagie, better rush to work or mr. Goldberg is going to write you up again for being late!
Julian Perry
Because most people like contributing to society and interacting with people on a regular basis, and perhaps they even like doing their job.
Kill yourself leech faggot.