Wake up

Play soviet anthem on full volume

Write a letter to the government and ask for my state sponsored gf.

lol

based

Unironically kill myself

That's just Greater EU.

>you get home after a shift in the state owned armaments factory, building missiles to launch against the anglos
>you find a letter that was slipped under your door
>"we all know that feel comrade"
>"your new mandatory gf, compliments from the General Secretary"
>you find pic chilling in your couch
how would you react?

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Ok maybe I shouldn't kms after all

Checked and based

>c'mon user hurry up or we're gonna be late for the military parade!

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