Do you install automatic turrets in your home? Because, you know, burglars usually get in when you're already asleep.
Be American
Nathaniel Williams
Hudson Hill
Americans don't sleep
Gabriel Flores
No, but it's not to be waken up by some faggot trying to force his way into my house. If that happens there will be no warning, i'll just sneak up on him and goodnight.
Mason Martin
*not hard to be waken up*
fuck i'm having a stroke.
Camden Morris
Not only that, but Americans use shitty locks too. A monkey with a pocket knkfe could get in.
Jace Allen
Burglars usually strike when you're out of the house.
Sebastian Ross
That must be nice. All the houses here need metal around them like this.
David Cook
All it takes is one mistake and the burglar is dead.
Dominic Howard
>have friendly neighbors
>they shoot the criminal if your out of the house
Jace Gonzalez
>leaving your dungeon