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Helping Lisa out of that tight, itchy dress edition

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i cant wait for my psychiatrist session, i really need my girlpills

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>Helping Lisa out of that tight, itchy dress edition

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she looks like shit now compared to what she used to, why did she get so much surgery and dye her skin nigger?

>that filename
perkele

Thoughts on feces?

BART GET OUT I'M

you have SHIT taste

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Stop watching German porn

i want too stick my peepee inside her

>dye her skin
Ummm its an Italian American tradition ok

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sneed

permanent wartime economy

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>those numbers

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i don't get it

can't but bring you good news, dear pertners.

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>checking your own numbers

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You don't know this meme? Then good.

>A Dongfeng-26 missile
>Dong

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>not loving war

lel why does China want to conquer Taiwan so much? Just on principle?

slava is 100% a tranny chaser

Strategic purposes. Taiwan would give them open naval access to the Pacific.

formerly

They already use the Pacific ocean all the time.

I just bring news. I'm being paid for that =)

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NFS carbon über alles

where tf is the other gay mexican aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i feel like im talking alone

fag

For shipping. China's navy can't go much of anywhere because it's boxed in by US allies/bases.

I no longer find wh*Te girls physically attractive

I hate being alive, I can't handle the normal stress that life brings

redpilled

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so kill yourself then? Nice blog tho

Same here.

Committing suicide is retarded
You will never experience being pain free because there is no afterlife, ONLY OBLIVION

when i get """""stressed""""" i just stop caring

Not provable of course.

only one way to find out

so when are the robotgf coming?
i want to see roasties crying about it

good luck getting your robogf to produce children or cook you dinner!

Hello.

Roasties won't care m8

>make a comment about robot gfs
>a femoid INSTANTLY gets triggered

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How's everyone doing today?

business idea: sex robot that cooks dinner

why not?

Just build a time machine to go back to the 50s

Why is most Simpsons R34 so fucking lousy?

Because Chad doesn't need a robo gf so they can still fuck Chad

Because the incels like you who couldnt find a gf/wife will be the only men off the market

Hello, my dear friend from a far-far-away country!
how are things in blessed Motherland?

>look in the mirror
>decently attractive
>look at myself in a picture
>look average
>look at selfie
>uglie and below average
is this just me? I figure the mirror is the most accurate but it messes with my confidence to some degree
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business idea: Sex robot that cooks dinner and has female reproductive organs

>implying """""real""""" women can compete with robotgfs

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Look up ways to take good pictures, selfies can come out really badly if you don't know how to take them right.

Come to Minnesota and stand outside for a while :)

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Nah, same thing happens to me. I avoid posting selfies at all cost

RIP

Not a problem for me because I have a non-shitter camera (iPhone X)

Not a fan of white people 2bh

How do you take them
I don't even have social media
So you're telling me you feel the same looking in the mirror as in person

Getting that weather too. On the bright side, everything is closed down, so I don't need to go into work. My plan is to curl up on my couch and watch movies and not leave my apartment until Monday.

>tfw no candice gf
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>that feel when you see or hear a female

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kys nigger

Yikes

fuck off femoid

All this misogyny is getting tiring
Not a woman btw

>misogyny
>tiring
>btw

>T. roasite

it's what does to a guy i guess

Dont feel like me having a vagina should make me a target for your incel rage lads

for some reason i have the announcement of phineas and ferb really stuck in my head, maybe because i was a big high school musical fan as a kid and sharpay was the voice of candice or smth

>lads
get out

Can I eat your vagina out? I'll pay big bucks

TITS OR GTFO
TITS
OR
GTFO

be grateful you got a chance to live in this moment

it's not so bad really. it's one hell of a ride

How much are we talking?

what kind of fleshlight should I order?

PS. mine is pretty average, 6" or so and pretty thick. DS.

babydick LOL

The media needs to fuck off with these "snow-[insert world ending disaster here]" names I bought all this pantry pasta just for some flurries

How much do you want? I'm just a college student but I'm desperate enough to pay any amount that won't cripple me.

i will pay at least $50 for the first eat-out.
but that will include transportation so make you don't spend too much on gas, roastie.

do not bully

rearranged my desk recently to be more organized but now my lamp is too far away and my room always feels dark

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Is it ethical to lie to a kid to teach em that lying is bad?

I kinda hope that those who are retarded enough to poke at gas ducts keep doing it and get themselves killed, maybe that way our economy will go up a little bit
Actually no, what am I thinking, there's more money lost in fixing those things
But it's still funny to see the reaction of the masses