Helping Lisa out of that tight, itchy dress edition
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Carter Diaz
Brandon Ward
i cant wait for my psychiatrist session, i really need my girlpills
Michael Flores
>Helping Lisa out of that tight, itchy dress edition
Gavin Sullivan
she looks like shit now compared to what she used to, why did she get so much surgery and dye her skin nigger?
Alexander Price
>that filename
perkele
Josiah Lopez
Thoughts on feces?
Nolan Ward
BART GET OUT I'M
Matthew Clark
you have SHIT taste
Michael James
Stop watching German porn
Lincoln Ramirez
i want too stick my peepee inside her
Robert Cook
>dye her skin
Ummm its an Italian American tradition ok
Christian Bailey
sneed
Charles Bennett
permanent wartime economy
Adrian Anderson
>those numbers
Jace Peterson
i don't get it
Christian Myers
can't but bring you good news, dear pertners.
Gavin Hall
>checking your own numbers
Brody Murphy
You don't know this meme? Then good.
Hunter Cook
>A Dongfeng-26 missile
>Dong
Caleb Perez
>not loving war
Carter Adams
lel why does China want to conquer Taiwan so much? Just on principle?
Asher Nelson
slava is 100% a tranny chaser
Easton Rogers
Strategic purposes. Taiwan would give them open naval access to the Pacific.
Ryan Gomez
formerly
Landon Cox
They already use the Pacific ocean all the time.
Brandon Cox
I just bring news. I'm being paid for that =)
Christian Ross
NFS carbon über alles
Isaiah Jones
where tf is the other gay mexican aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i feel like im talking alone
Levi Young
fag
Zachary Hill
For shipping. China's navy can't go much of anywhere because it's boxed in by US allies/bases.
Tyler Mitchell
I no longer find wh*Te girls physically attractive
Justin Fisher
I hate being alive, I can't handle the normal stress that life brings
Nathaniel Adams
redpilled
Nicholas Jackson
Connor Nguyen
so kill yourself then? Nice blog tho
Eli Gray
Same here.
Hudson Price
Committing suicide is retarded
You will never experience being pain free because there is no afterlife, ONLY OBLIVION
Bentley King
when i get """""stressed""""" i just stop caring
Andrew White
Not provable of course.
Gavin Garcia
only one way to find out
Thomas Mitchell
so when are the robotgf coming?
i want to see roasties crying about it
Jason Ortiz
good luck getting your robogf to produce children or cook you dinner!
Nathaniel Carter
Hello.
Matthew Williams
Roasties won't care m8
Hunter Gomez
>make a comment about robot gfs
>a femoid INSTANTLY gets triggered
Josiah Turner
How's everyone doing today?
Grayson Gomez
business idea: sex robot that cooks dinner
Gabriel Cook
why not?
Carter Reyes
Just build a time machine to go back to the 50s
Sebastian Reyes
Why is most Simpsons R34 so fucking lousy?
Ethan Miller
Because Chad doesn't need a robo gf so they can still fuck Chad
Thomas Green
Because the incels like you who couldnt find a gf/wife will be the only men off the market
Ethan Young
Hello, my dear friend from a far-far-away country!
how are things in blessed Motherland?
Julian Smith
>look in the mirror
>decently attractive
>look at myself in a picture
>look average
>look at selfie
>uglie and below average
is this just me? I figure the mirror is the most accurate but it messes with my confidence to some degree
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Samuel Powell
business idea: Sex robot that cooks dinner and has female reproductive organs
Mason Sanders
>implying """""real""""" women can compete with robotgfs
Colton Young
Look up ways to take good pictures, selfies can come out really badly if you don't know how to take them right.
Colton Bailey
Come to Minnesota and stand outside for a while :)
Christian Anderson
Nah, same thing happens to me. I avoid posting selfies at all cost
David Miller
RIP
Ryder Young
Not a problem for me because I have a non-shitter camera (iPhone X)
Oliver Sullivan
Not a fan of white people 2bh
Jaxson Howard
How do you take them
I don't even have social media
So you're telling me you feel the same looking in the mirror as in person
Cooper Morgan
Getting that weather too. On the bright side, everything is closed down, so I don't need to go into work. My plan is to curl up on my couch and watch movies and not leave my apartment until Monday.
Elijah Sanders
>tfw no candice gf
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Adrian Martinez
>that feel when you see or hear a female
Oliver Scott
kys nigger
Hunter Rivera
Yikes
Caleb Rodriguez
fuck off femoid
Ethan Hall
All this misogyny is getting tiring
Not a woman btw
Asher Taylor
>misogyny
>tiring
>btw
Daniel Adams
>T. roasite
Dominic Lopez
it's what does to a guy i guess
Austin Hughes
Dont feel like me having a vagina should make me a target for your incel rage lads
Kayden Reyes
for some reason i have the announcement of phineas and ferb really stuck in my head, maybe because i was a big high school musical fan as a kid and sharpay was the voice of candice or smth
Evan Anderson
>lads
get out
Michael Brooks
Can I eat your vagina out? I'll pay big bucks
Aaron Murphy
TITS OR GTFO
TITS
OR
GTFO
Chase Gutierrez
be grateful you got a chance to live in this moment
it's not so bad really. it's one hell of a ride
Caleb Gray
How much are we talking?
Kayden Flores
what kind of fleshlight should I order?
PS. mine is pretty average, 6" or so and pretty thick. DS.
Charles Hill
babydick LOL
Mason Edwards
The media needs to fuck off with these "snow-[insert world ending disaster here]" names I bought all this pantry pasta just for some flurries
Cameron Edwards
How much do you want? I'm just a college student but I'm desperate enough to pay any amount that won't cripple me.
Connor Hall
i will pay at least $50 for the first eat-out.
but that will include transportation so make you don't spend too much on gas, roastie.
Christopher Gomez
do not bully
Camden Sanders
rearranged my desk recently to be more organized but now my lamp is too far away and my room always feels dark
Sebastian Ward
Is it ethical to lie to a kid to teach em that lying is bad?
Andrew Torres
I kinda hope that those who are retarded enough to poke at gas ducts keep doing it and get themselves killed, maybe that way our economy will go up a little bit
Actually no, what am I thinking, there's more money lost in fixing those things
But it's still funny to see the reaction of the masses
Adrian Garcia
300 dollars, more if you live far away. A hooker would be way cheaper
Joseph Walker
Of course it's also ethical to hit children, if you disagree you're probably a sjw
Gavin Barnes
GOD DAMMIT
Kayden Wood
Date tomorrow and Friday
Not looking forward to either
Jeremiah Murphy
I live in Maryland, how much will that raise the rate? I don't think eating out a hooker would be wise.
Jose White
:l
Leo Green
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Why won't you make friends with me?
Why won't you make friends with me?
Why won't nobody care for me?
aaah-ahaa-aah-aaaah
Ethan Gutierrez
I'm back from the library and I feel good about being productive today. Time to relax.
I was wearing socks bro.
No, I was designing my video game for 3 hours, and a visual novel in 1 hour. Funny you say that though, one guy was playing League of Legends on the laptop in the same row as I was. All I could hear was a bunch of right clicks.
Jayden Phillips
>I don't think eating out a hooker would be wise.
It wouldn't be any different
Gavin Bennett
Local news here were asking people to be ''more respectfull' towards the traggedies.
because apparentely all the news related to that had laughing reactions.