How do you fuck up pizza this badly?

How do you fuck up pizza this badly?

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>tfw I am not eating a greasy delicious Costco pizza right now

Hold me, Amerimutt T_T

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why do italians not respect american cuisine

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it doesn't look bad, just traditional

Costco pizza is best

how do you make a good pizza from scratch? please tell me dear italians.

Sicilian style is underrated.

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First, invent the universe.

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>Using pre-made universes
Ah yes, the """""traditional"""""" Italy

a few of italian restaurants I have been to were run by albanians for some reason