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It's always white people in the headlines like this one because they're trying to sell pale, male, and stale

White people are so boring and stale

>but most of them are also mentally ill
oh boy here we go

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Keep fantasizing about cheating on the gf lads

Nottingham MENTIONED.

didn't ask pierre

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Benefits are great if you’re old, for example my grandad is on 22grand a year due to his various bennies (all state no private pensions) But working people are only really entitled to 250 JSA and housing benefits. It’s possible to survive but still a shit existence and ofcourse you can ‘just get a job’ but if you live in a shithole chances are you can’t or can only get zero hour contracts, thus meaning life is still pretty grim

Deanos are fucking scum
Literally their only saving grace is the fact they all vote Tory

daily reminder that the earth is flat

Shottingham

BRAP BRAP

>for another man to enjoy
>enjoy
Lol virgin, women are hard work 24/7. That's why father's would pay a man to take responsibility for her

yeah im homeless because im depressed lmao
*finds £2 on the floor and spends it on a scratch card*

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Go on then, kind of benefits, welfare and opportunities available to bums stretching their legs out across the pavement? How much could they expect to be grossing, before food etc?

Seriously though why are there so many homeless these days? Especially the spice zombie variety. I would wager that the homeless population in my city has at least tripled in the 4 years I’ve lived here.
Is it really all to do with “muh Tories” or is it more to do with drug use?

I give money and fags to the more normal ones but I refuse to give anything to the spice heads.
Also why do they have to do it in the middle of the high street? I would go somewhere more secluded.

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>Literally their only saving grace is the fact they all vote Tory
lol no

Business idea: Jow Forums but no virgins

Let me be honest here - I voted for Brexit.
But, given the opportunity, would I turn back the clock and reverse my decision?
Absolutely.
I feel like a total mug - I got caught up in the excitement and failed to envisage a situation where Parliament and the government were so patently unenthusiastic about implementing the decisions that really mattered to me when I voted leave.
I can't explain how let down and humiliated I feel by Theresa May's total failure to negotiate a backstop on me getting my bollocks mashed to a paste with a 60 lb mallet. Now it looks like we're going to crash out of the EU without the basic tenant of my human right to a smashed ballbag being guaranteed, or even on the table.
My only hope now is for a People's Vote - let's undo this madness and get my spuds smashed!

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am i toiling with a fellow /brit/ard?

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kek this is me

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keep cheating on the fantasy gf lads

I saw a homeless person a couple of weeks ago pulling his hair out and leaving it in a pile in front of him, holding it all down when there was a breeze. He was mumbling the entire time. Looked about 60. You think he was just having a bad day, faking the ol' depression for a quick buck?

Hate this sentimental faggotry

Safety in the city centre

decades of neoliberal tory policies have ensured that a massive underclass has formed and ripened

Imagine being homeless in a place that gets frost and snow, grim

>homeless problem gets worse over the last 9 years of the tory government
>is it the tories' fault
hmmmm i wonder

>he didn’t vote for Brexit knowing parliament would be unable to pass any deal and thus end up with a no deal Brexit

I did it a few times felt bad after, broke up with her now though.

>Greece not being protected by mumma Europe

Is it satire?

you're absolutely right, give that man a mortgage immediately and he'll turn this country around

Ariana Grande LITERALLY MURDERED Mac Miller

Cunt.

Here a sheer hulk lies poor Tom Bowling, the darling of our crew;
No more he’ll hear the tempest howling for death has broached him to.
His form was of the manliest beauty, his heart was kind and soft,
Faithful below he did his duty, but now he’s gone aloft, but now he’s gone aloft.

Tom never from his word departed, his virtues were so rare,
His friends were many and true-hearted, his Poll was kind and fair,
Ah, then he’d sing so blithe and jolly, a-many’s the time and oft,
But mirth has changed to melancholy, now Tom has gone aloft, now Tom has gone aloft.

Yet shall poor Tom find pleasant weather when he who all commands,
Shall give to call life’s crew together, the word to pipe all hands;
Thus Death, who kings and tars dispatches, in vain Tom’s life has doffed,
For though his body’s under hatches his soul is gone aloft, his soul is gone aloft.

whys everyone turned into Charles Dickens in this thred
manz ain’t got time for this shit

fucks sake the level of dweeb in that shot

When you're that high you don't give a fuck about making a scene or that you're embarrassing yourself

>The UK is experiencing its warmest February day on record, with the Met Office reporting a temperature of 20.3C (68.54F) at Trawsgoed, Ceredigion.

NOOO I GOT MY BIG PARKA OUT OF STORAGE FOR NOTHING

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my dick also grew bigger in those 9 years so thanks for that, Tory party

he murdered himself being a druggy twat

You're a real cunt, mate

Hope you never hit rock bottom, or you'll regret your posts

fucking tories innit

This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and /tv/, and Jow Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.

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It's a combination of lots of different problems

>Less housing
>Less community
>Lower wages
>Higher rent prices
>More mental illness

It's really no surprise people are turning to drugs and booze and then downward spiral that follows. Who isn't? Society is fucked, I'm drawn to booze and drugs myself these days.

I would literally freeze to death

Hillarious how all the chinese students here believe that anything outside the city centre is a warzone because of the shottingham gimmick

she can murder my bollocks any time

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I’m no sweaty he had fentanyl laced shit

She literally forced him to kill him self

Cuntess.

Mac was the greatest white rapper ever

fuck off underage

Imagine 30-40 years from now when there’s OAP trannies who haven’t killed themselves

haven't seen a spider in me house for prolly 2 years now, well chuffed

All the arguments in theory behind brexit still stand and make sense

It's been set up to fail from the beginning. There's no point to a sound idea if the execution is lackluster, but it has no bearing on the validity of the original idea.

why would the daily mail make an article about this

So this is Dave...

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.

Getting to smoke a joint after work is all that gets me through the day.

I just hope it happens after we get Methy Steve in office and the empire starts again

yes it's the tories fault you mong what do you think the government functions as

None of those are Dave posts

>waah my gf broke up with me, better start drink driving take loads of drugs

lmao he was an idiot

preferable to leaving him on the street to rott and die until someone has to come and sweep up his remains. or we could find a happy middle ground where someone could give him the support and medication he needs to be functional again and put him in subsidised sheltered housing where he will at least not die of hyperthermia alone in a piss soaked doorway

cunt.

my thread is also called /birt/

Honestly simple as this
Love global warming simple as

Same lad

I have worked with the homeless, if that's what you mean. I was made to volunteer with the community throughout University for a grant and before that for my D of E. I never met a single homeless person who didn't use at least one of (almost always 2+ of) drugs, alcohol or cigarettes. Not a single one. I met plenty of people and families in grim but not homeless situations and the biggest thing that stuck out to me was that they didn't escape into a spliff or a bottle at the end of the day. So they had a home.

>mental illness causes drug abuse
is this a Soviet Russia joke?

This is a Dave post

I wonder how many bums are genuinely mental, and how many have just gone a bit loopy from having little to no human contact for years. There's no difference really I suppose

Seems based
This but waking up in the morning

1942
"our mother Europe" is getting your shit shoved in by Hitler
They ran out of room for flags

hey its me

peanus weenus

Ariana Grandes been through a lot 2bh from naive Disney star to having her concerts bombed to fuck by the taliban and her man OD’ing

Don’t care about the money reckon celebrity life is grim

>the support and medication he needs to be functional again
ah yes, and what is Tinkerbell up to these days anyway?

Nah Mac slander will not be tolerated.

He clearly had mental health issues and was on the coke long before Ariana

She pushed him

spice is fucking up the prisons and the homeless

Is it worth the aggrevati9n
To find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for

>naive
yeah fucking right

What’s the point of taking a small amount of drugs (including alcohol) to wind down from a hard day at work? You don’t even feel anything from 1 joint or a beer or two, pointless drug use, even get tipsy/drunk/high or don’t bother tbqh

cuck

left/pol/ discord is launching an evening raid it seems

FUCK THE CULTURE VULTURE MURDEROUS CUNTESS

DESERGES EVERY THIN SHE GETS

rip ez mac

>So whad'll it be, boss?

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tee hee i do drugs btw

Yes there is you bloody idiot

There’s nothing more degenerative and unproductive for the soul than NEETlife, it’s soul crushing shit

>waaah all this filthy money and fame and partying with the elite its so grim
loooool

mate was smoking black bamba when he did a stint in hmp

To the Tory tards sucking off the yank idea that 'homeless are degenerates and deserve no sympathy', see countries that legalised/decriminalised drugs and gave the homeless the help they needed. What happened??

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he was weak mind and dun fucked his life up over a thot

I’ve seen some pretty loopy ones. I usually give homeless people cigarettes and have a chat whilst rolling for them (I never let them roll and they always take enough bacci for a cigar). A lot seem like decent enough blokes but some I’m in a proper rush to get away from.

10 grams amber leaf please

>counting fags as a drug
Opinion discarded

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