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/balk/ - Balkan General
Christopher Scott
Jaxson Rogers
*makeup
Kayden Hill
So I did it. I had anal sex for the first time ever and it was GREAT! You can't beat the feeling of having your prostate massaged by a hot rod repeatedly and then having your insides filled up to the brim with cum. Anyways my ass itches very much now and I was wondering if anusbey could reccomend me a cream that helps with itchy anuses.
Ethan Nguyen
First for cuntries with no Summer have dogshit cuisine.
Wyatt Rivera
youtube.com
do you have hot guys like him in your cunts, balk?
Gabriel Smith
Is running a meme? 10 minutes of jogging burn less than 100 calories, what a fucking joke.
Grayson Rodriguez
pls tell her to not to that belle thing
Charles Hernandez
and that she would look even qter with my dick in her face
Tyler Baker
My gf called Pepe "Mister Pesho" because she forgot his name
Oliver Parker
But she actually looks cute when she does it, while Belle whatever looks like a creepy disgusting slag covered in makeup.
Gabriel Thompson
Post face of gf and does she have cute friends
Adam Gonzalez
I fuck your albanian mother in the pussy and impregnate her.
Lincoln Reed
Here's his gf
Henry Parker
Im not albanian you schizo piece of shit
Im macedonian
Death and suffering to serbs and serbia
Xavier Martinez
look at professional runners they all look like miserable skeletons(except blacks of course) with veins bulging on their skinny legs running is a meme for women and obese queers who are afraid of any weights
know one personally every time I tell him to get a diet and go to gym he tells me that he running is very good and he already lost like 10kg although he looks the same
Robert Ward
Suck gypsy dick kosovar subhuman I will impregnate your mother and sisters with my serbian cum.
Ayden Powell
no, she looks qute before she starts doing it
Chase Rogers
Serbs are pathetic pieces of shits who destroy lifes and cause issues and bad things to humanity
Serbs need to be eradicated from the planet earth
Nathan Wright
>пpъчкa.jpg
Hunter Turner
youtube.com
vid related, the serbian interstellar empire destroying planet illyria where all shqips and shqip mutts have been quaranteened.
Asher Thomas
Also im not kosovar you serbian subhuman you stink dirty serb go die a painful death you serbian asshole shit son of a whore
Hunter Thomas
Based
Christopher Evans
The problem is that running is basically useless if you're not already in shape. Like today I ran as much as I could and later figured out that I burned less than 100 calories total. Fuck running and people who recommend it.
Carter Gomez
yeah, capsaizin cream for puritus ani. but i don't think its sold, deffinately do not buy the one for arthritis, it's something that a doctor has to prescribe and a farmacy to prepare for you.
also wash with hot water and avoid toilet paper, also don't rub
Christopher Kelly
Sprinting is great for muscle building, explosiveness and testosterone boost.
Marathons are great for your body disintegrating itself, premature aging from Cortisol overproduction and fastened joint wear-out.
Jackson Torres
youtube.com
Exterminatus of shqips.
Elijah Ward
Also if you are to visit a dermatologist, beware of d-r Razvigor Darlenski, from Tokuda (Acibadem). I visited him and wanted him to look on my butt boil, but he refused to do so and just told me "You are not for me" and send me to a surgeon. The hot lady on the reception refused to give me back my 50 levs, thou.
Alexander Torres
But retard serbs have low wages shitty countty that has been bombed serbs habe been removed from alot of places and your country is shit
Next time serbshits dont plan for attacks on macedonians and ideas to cause hate between macedonians and albanians
Serbshits you have lost all battles and wars in your histories
Andrew Richardson
If you sell your daughter to an american negro maybe they'll throw you a bone. You subhuman incestoid.
Camden Cook
Sashko is Albanian, remember this next time you talk to him
Benjamin Cruz
К O C O B O
J E
C P Б И J A
Kayden Cook
Aiden Cook
Am I the only sane poster with this flag here?
Camden Hernandez
>zivic
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
You're probably a newfag.
Colton Gonzalez
>muh Kosovo he Srbija
>meanwhile there are barely any Serbs left in Kosovo
Cringe, honestly.
It is very likely.
Kayden Martinez
Fulgrim is sane and wise
Joseph Russell
How do I get greek citizenship?
Mason Harris
By coming here for 9 consecutive years
Jeremiah Taylor
>tfw i want to have sex with girls
wtf is this normal
Asher Rogers
>ctrl+f "rash" (a)
>only results are "(t)rash"
wow
Ian Richardson
чyкyp
бюлюм
цЦц
Blake Garcia
Why is that bugar on ex-yu reselling anal creams?
Isaac Howard
Have you jacked off today, /balk/?
Adrian Williams
No, I'm not going to fap at all this year
Adam Carter
piss myself laughing every time when LARPERS get called out for their bullshit even on the anonymous dick milking forum
Henry King
no
i wait till around past midnight
Juan Hernandez
t. larper
Brayden Hill
No, it's scientifically proven that not fapping at all is much healthier for your prostate ,and also it gives you magical attraction powers. Women can feel a nofapper and are genetically attracted to them instantly.
Jackson Torres
i am just looking for suppliers
Eli Jones
>falling for the nofap meme
C'mon man, you can do better than this.
Parker Flores
Yes, same for nopissers and noshitters, you should try it
Tyler Thompson
Also forgot to mention that when you stop fapping, you regrow hair like wolverine. Oh and the gym gainz are 30% faster cos you don't lose that protein. You lose so much protein from fapping is unbelievable. Some ppl go so far as to collect their wet dream cum and fry and eat it to not lose the gainz, but I don't go THAT far.
Blake Gonzalez
3 months into nofap
Ryder Lewis
I want to go to heaven
Jonathan White
Have you tried nopoo? (no shampoo) Stopping showering is a real head-turner.
Lincoln Evans
You can't, you're Romanian.
Jaxon Evans
I know Jesus has forgiven me
Nathaniel Cruz
Jose Gomez
Why are they all so calm tho
Michael Gomez
you're not the only one who watches bestgore
Oliver James
Im macedonian not albanian
Christian Butler
Look at this madlad. This is the calmest guy ever.
James Jackson
Andrew Campbell
this is what drugs do to you
hahahahahahahahahaha
Lucas Thomas
Always wondered if that video is fake, but that hole in his face looks real enough.
Jayden Ross
i was more interested in that shit above his head that moves every 10-15 seconds
is that a parrot or something
Zachary James
I just sold my last cream to some dutch turk named çakmak. I still have a buyer from Canada, but no stock to provide him with...
Robert Wright
Fuck off LARPER.
Provide proof or FUCK OFF.
James Brown
stop posting dead people, you disgusting tranny-lover magyar
Grayson Powell
Gabriel Hughes
i can do that too
Logan King
we should all pay reparations to greeks for the evils our ancestors did to them
Jayden Mitchell
uuum... what?!
>in 1351 byzantine emperor john VI kantakouzenos sends messengers to the BG capital
>they receive a cold welcome from our kang ioan alexander
>the messengers carry terrible news - the turk pillages are increasing every year
>their pirate ships are robbing the Aegean, their ground troops are looking at Thrace
>nicomedia and nicaea have fallen to orhan gazi bey, who has set his sights on the capital itself
>kantakouzenos asks for alliance with the bulgars, wishes to join fleet and armies
>ioan alexander accuses him of being the very person who hired and brought the turks to our lands from his very treasury
>he accuses him of using the turks to destroy momchil's territory in the rhodopes
>he cursed the messengers, had them beaten and threw them out
Christopher Green
just give us tita and we're fine
Caleb Russell
>ioan alexander
Andrew Allen
we live on occupied greek land, you cannot refute that
we should at least pay for the land, or we're no better than savages
Michael Wood
fine, have the womanlet
enjoy having manlets with her
and them cursing your shit choices to have sex with her
honestly, what the FUCK goes through betas' minds when they fuck a womanlet
Samuel Cook
>asking for a hot girl /daughter to marry
unironically how things were settled in the middle ages
Matthew Howard
you're a bottom homosexual so you wouldn't understand dominance and territory marking
your ancestors died to have this piece of land, faggot, it doesn't actually belong to anybody objectively, cos ownership is a social construct. so it belongs to the dominant tribe subjectively, cos that's what retarded humans decided thousands of years ago. not like your delusional demented tranny brain can understand such concepts.
Bentley Nguyen
The Queen is mine.
Rude and uncalled for
Justin Gomez
>showered 15 min ago
>stomach starts acting funny and will probably have to take a shit
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Jace Hall
how is it rude and uncalled for
never have unprotected sex with a woman below 1.65
Chase Cooper
hot water relaxes the anorectal muscles
Carter Cooper
but it's not fair
i just want things to be fair
Ryder Bell
nice gazela you've got there
Chase Fisher
wow dude, extremely rude and uncalled for, i want a ciggie now to calm my nerves
Jose Cook
she's hot i can't deny that
but she's a womanlet
do not have unprotected sex with womanlets
Landon Torres
Ate por, potatoes and drank 0.75 beer...probably that has some part in the equation. But still, why couldn't it be before I showered AAAAAA
Logan Davis
i have conditioned myself to always shit before taking a bath
Matthew Lee
Is seriously a bulgarian here that sells anal cream hahah
Zachary Clark
yeah man, why do you ask tho? you wanna buy some?
Ryan Morris
has anyone saved anusbey's ass, from when he showed it to that russian doctor in italy?
Anthony Edwards
Is seriously a fyromian here that has schizophrenia hahah
Jacob Green
Nope im just intrigued by the fact that hes selling anal cream on Jow Forums
And makes money out of it
Evan Anderson
it's bad to make fun of people with mental diseases
Charles Richardson
>mental disease
no such thing
Dominic Ortiz
Gamiese annoule
Jayden Roberts
But I'm feeling sad today : (
Connor Barnes
>do not have unprotected sex with womanlets
You must be a wizard.
Gavin Sanchez
well, don't say no untill you try it. it's really effective